Worst games to ever grace Mankind

Brian · 01-08-2007, 11:04 AM

Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (too slow and clunky)
Any Mario Party game beyond 2 (MP 2 kept me going, but the last several never really caught on)
F-Zero: GP Legend (I was blown away after playing GX and this one never really caught on)

There. I have removed Wind Waker from the list.

*Mecha Cow* · 01-08-2007, 11:21 AM

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

Oh no he didn't!

愛 · 01-08-2007, 11:27 AM

Wind Waker? How? Why?

**Barkworm** · 01-08-2007, 11:28 AM

Diiiiiiieeee!!!!

Peanut · 01-08-2007, 11:29 AM

That's just a case of him not liking it, not it being a bad game. The worst game has to be something that has no redeeming value. tWW is a superior game, finely crafted and honed to perfection, high production values and a great sense of style.

It is fact that tWW is a well-made game, you might not like it, but it's well-made. Meaning it can't be the worst game ever. Worst game ever would be something like that truck racing game for PC, where you can go as fast in reverse as you can forwards, every single environmental object has no collision detection, your truck will bug out and down pinpoint turns of it's own accord, and you can drive until you fall off the race course.

In conclusion, let us ignore all posts made by this Brian character from this day forward.

*Brodie* · 01-08-2007, 01:29 PM

ahahahaha,

"This Brian character..."

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 02-21-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian

Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (too slow and clunky)

The only thing that pissed me off about that game was the combos. Way too damn complicated.

X-Men for the NES is a piece of crap. Angry Nintendo Nerd needs to cover that game next. The graphics were so horrid you couldn't tell what the heck was going on.

~~LogicDonny~~ · 02-22-2007, 12:21 AM

mmmmmmmmmm musty see how bad they are.

Ra · 02-22-2007, 12:57 AM

Ah, I just came back from watching over my neighbors, who talked me into playing "Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly" for one last time.

See any copies of the game? Then grab them, run as far away as you can, grab 10 bottles of gasoline, pour it on top of the game(s) one after the other until there is nothing left in them. Then grab a lighter, light it, throw it onto the pile and duck for cover as the inferno flares up. After the fire dies out, grab the remains of the foul game(s) and stuff it into an envelope, and send it to the creators of the game, and write in big, large, friendly letters on the front - "F*** YOU!!!". Then send it to them and go back to your life as if nothing had ever happened.

Definitely the worst game I have ever played.

Scavenger · 02-27-2007, 04:43 AM

Mega Man X6
The whole story didn't make sense. So Zero dies in Mega Man X5 and Zero ghosts appear in Mega Man X6. Then you defeat a Zero ghost (With a awsome BGM from Mega Man X5) and after the fight you suddenly are in a cutscene that takes place in a whole different place where you meet Zero who had some lame ass excuse why he was alive again. He said he repaired him self.

Custer's Revenge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge )
No comment

Zelda The Wind Waker
Very boring Zelda game. The whole water idea was a bad choice.

And all the bad games reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd ( http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JamesNintendoNerd )

**Barkworm** · 02-27-2007, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scavenger

Zelda The Wind Waker
Very boring Zelda game. The whole water idea was a bad choice.

BOOOOO!!!!!

Scavenger · 02-27-2007, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkworm

BOOOOO!!!!!

To be honest I felt it (Zelda TWW) was a disapointment after playing Ocarina Of Time.

EDIT: I did like Zelda TP, but I'm only somewhere at the begining.

01-08-2007, 11:04 AM	#1
Brian Foot Soldier Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 181	Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (too slow and clunky) Any Mario Party game beyond 2 (MP 2 kept me going, but the last several never really caught on) F-Zero: GP Legend (I was blown away after playing GX and this one never really caught on) There. I have removed Wind Waker from the list. Last edited by Brian; 01-08-2007 at 11:50 PM.

01-08-2007, 11:28 AM	#4
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,766	Diiiiiiieeee!!!! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

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02-22-2007, 12:57 AM	#9
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Ah, I just came back from watching over my neighbors, who talked me into playing "Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly" for one last time. See any copies of the game? Then grab them, run as far away as you can, grab 10 bottles of gasoline, pour it on top of the game(s) one after the other until there is nothing left in them. Then grab a lighter, light it, throw it onto the pile and duck for cover as the inferno flares up. After the fire dies out, grab the remains of the foul game(s) and stuff it into an envelope, and send it to the creators of the game, and write in big, large, friendly letters on the front - "F*** YOU!!!". Then send it to them and go back to your life as if nothing had ever happened. Definitely the worst game I have ever played. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

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01-08-2007, 11:27 AM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Wind Waker? How? Why?

01-08-2007, 11:29 AM	#5
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	That's just a case of him not liking it, not it being a bad game. The worst game has to be something that has no redeeming value. tWW is a superior game, finely crafted and honed to perfection, high production values and a great sense of style. It is fact that tWW is a well-made game, you might not like it, but it's well-made. Meaning it can't be the worst game ever. Worst game ever would be something like that truck racing game for PC, where you can go as fast in reverse as you can forwards, every single environmental object has no collision detection, your truck will bug out and down pinpoint turns of it's own accord, and you can drive until you fall off the race course. In conclusion, let us ignore all posts made by this Brian character from this day forward.

02-22-2007, 12:21 AM	#8
~~LogicDonny~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,643	mmmmmmmmmm musty see how bad they are.

02-27-2007, 04:43 AM	#10
Scavenger Random Punk Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 33	Mega Man X6 The whole story didn't make sense. So Zero dies in Mega Man X5 and Zero ghosts appear in Mega Man X6. Then you defeat a Zero ghost (With a awsome BGM from Mega Man X5) and after the fight you suddenly are in a cutscene that takes place in a whole different place where you meet Zero who had some lame ass excuse why he was alive again. He said he repaired him self. Custer's Revenge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge ) No comment Zelda The Wind Waker Very boring Zelda game. The whole water idea was a bad choice. And all the bad games reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd ( http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JamesNintendoNerd )