The Thread Dedicated to Terrible, Horrible, Down Right Crappy Movies

[ThirdMarioBro]

Originally Posted by Scientific freak

Anywhere but here <---simply no plot
Dumb and Dumber <--a tad too cheesy for me.

Oh COME ON. Jeff Daniels farts in a fireplace. Nobody can resist that.

[Anarky]

Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Well, since it's here, let me throw one out.

Smokin' Aces. Pile of steaming sh*t.

I liked Smokin' Aces. I thought it was a really good movie. Sure, there was no story to speak of, but the action was very nice to look at.

Anyways, the other day, I watched this movie called "Safety Patrol" at 3am. After about five minutes, I knew why the film was on at that particular time. It was horrible. Story dumb, acting dumber and Leslie Nielsen was only in it for about three seconds, which was the reason why I watched it to begin with.

[Courk]

I enjoyed making fun of "The Day After Tomorrow" when I saw it. It's actually a watchable movie, so it's not the worst thing I've ever seen. That would be "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" (or something similar). That was an MST3K episode, and I couldn't even stand it with them mocking it.

Probably the worst non-MST3K movie I've watched would be "Pterodactyl" on the Sci-Fi channel. I'll spoiler this just in case anyone wants to watch it:

Spoiler:

I don't remember why, but the Pterodactyls keep attacking the people. I think the people had to get to the main pterodactyl lair and do something to save the day. At one point the main characters make it to a cabin. Two people from their group are injured. They decide to leave them there and rescue them after they're done with the pterodactyl lair thing. Eventually we see the people in the cabin get killed -- but the rest of the group has already moved on and doesn't know this. At the end of the movie, after they're done with pterodactyl lair, the main characters basically say they're going home. No mention of going back for the cabin people, but as far as they know, the cabin people are alive.

Things like that, plus breathtaking special effects, made this one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

[Swany]

I don't like Grease. Never even seen it all the way through. But I don't like it.

[SassyGal]

Originally Posted by Katie

you see suggestions of them....and at the end a shark is caught with the dive watch in his stomach....but

Spoiler:

They die from giving up....seriously

Seriously??? That's how it ends? Then I didn't miss much when I fell asleep Worst movie ever was the whole Silent Night, Deadly Night series of movies. A guy in a Santa suit killing people is just twisted!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Originally Posted by Anarky

I liked Smokin' Aces. I thought it was a really good movie. Sure, there was no story to speak of, but the action was very nice to look at.

Anyways, the other day, I watched this movie called "Safety Patrol" at 3am. After about five minutes, I knew why the film was on at that particular time. It was horrible. Story dumb, acting dumber and Leslie Nielsen was only in it for about three seconds, which was the reason why I watched it to begin with.

I hated Smokin' Aces because it tries too hard to be a Pulp Fiction-esque movie. If they had thrown out all the attempts at story and made the production all action, it would have been great.


But if you want to talk about movies that are garbage, no list can leave out the Neverending Story 2. That one is a contender for the top spot. It was so bad that I haven't seen either in over a decade in hopes of forgetting the sequel so I can enjoy the original again in a purified state.

[Barkworm]

Being a fan of the novel I'll say that all Neverending Story movies are trash.

[Ecto Jedi]

Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge.

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

And I'm not just ribbing on it because it's a slasher movie -- I love slasher movies. I own all but two of the Elm Street films and a horde of F13 cassettes, and I write about them all the time on my blog. But there's absolutely nothing redeemable about a film where the main protagonist spends half the film visiting leather bars, fighting exploding parrots and whipping naked school teachers. Seriously.

[RaphistheBest]

Originally Posted by Barkworm

Hulk. That movie still gives me nightmares.

OH. MY. GOD. That movie was freaking horrible! My cousin and I were all excited about seeing it and we went opening weekend. There were maybe three other people in the theater along with myself, my boyfriend at the time, my cousin, and a friend of his. When the movie was over we literally jumped over seats to get out of the theater. That was probably the worst 3 hours, or how ever long that crap is, of my life. I have a Facebook profile and in my slot for movies I have something to the effect of 'if you like this movie you should die' or something.

Oh, and here's a movie that if I see again I'll kill myself. ATHF. I WANTED TO FREAKING KILL EVERYONE IN THE THEATER AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT! Sometimes I really hate being a best friends because mine really really wanted me to go with him, my boyfriend, and an old friend of ours and I tell ya, I wish I had a gun that night. They of course LOVED it. I knew that I wasn't going to like it because I hate the show but I had no idea how bad I was going to hate it. I can deal with show if I must but I will never, NEVER, be anywhere near that movie again.

[Courk]

I paid to see Nacho Libre. I'm not sure why. I didn't like Napoleon Dynamite, yet I went and saw this movie knowing it had the same writer and director.

I was bored for almost the whole movie. I think there was one joke I found mildly amusing, but the rest of it was just boring. There wasn't anything there. I couldn't laugh at bad special effects because there were none, I didn't laugh at the jokes, and since it was meant to be a comedy, there's not much else there. There's nothing worse for a movie than being boring.

[Drtooth]

I don't know if I said this before, but any movie they air in syndication at 3 pm on a sunday afternoon.

We get
Crappy films from the 80's and 90's starring no-bodies,
Leftover Lifetime whiny menstral fests
and any crappy made for TV movie with the word Kill or Death in the title.

[The Terror of Death]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Rocky Balboa, Eragon, The Invisible, Borat, Accepted, and almost every original movie on the Sci-fi channel. Pure torture.

[RaphistheBest]

I tend to find original Sci-fi movies kinda amusing due to really bad special effects. But, yea, you're right. Almost every original Sci-fi movie blows.

The only thing that I found funny about Nacho Libre was that really fat chick that crawled through the holes in the walls to chase that really skinny guy. At first, she scared the hell outta me and my friends because of how ugly she was. After the fear went away we couldn't stop laughing.

[Brodie]

Spider-Man. I've said it before, and I stick by it.

Someone mentioned Pterodactyl. Which I rented to riff on with a few friends. To which we imagined the movie board meeting involved some crazy, greazy lawyer type with a thick jersey accent: "Ok, guy, listin' ta' dis....Black screen......You know what spinnas' are? Aight...TerrorDactyl. You wit' me? Aight...Colon. We ain't semi-colin-in this ****. TerrorDactyl - Colon - Gangstas Paradise. The inside of da A's and O's are spinnas. Now you're askin whos in it....Hang on...Hang on....Coolio. Yeah. Coolio."

I atleast hope thats how it went.

Garbage Pail Kids is really bad too.

[Time Mistress]

Let's see.

Legally Blonde 2 (just plain bad)
Blow Up (French film, really boring one I had to watch for a film class in college)
The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps (just plain bad and just plain gross)
Highlander 2: Quickening version (some sequels were just never meant to be made)
and about half of Disney's animated "cheapquels"

[Warhorse]

Worst movie I ever seen. Some boring, lame ass B movie called Primo Baby.

But more popular movies. Uh, last worst of the worst movies I saw was History of Violence. Should have been called History of Sex.

[ZariusTwo]

Shark Attack 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIcL...elated&search=

'Nuff said

[VaughnMichael]

I think The decent was one of the worst movies I've ever seen lets see what else I hate all of the saw movies, pans labrynth was super dissapointing and no not because it's in spanish either, most scifi chanel movies are pretty bad,
some movie called the south shall rise again I think thats what its called.

[Courk]

Originally Posted by Brodie

Someone mentioned Pterodactyl. Which I rented to riff on with a few friends. To which we imagined the movie board meeting involved some crazy, greazy lawyer type with a thick jersey accent: "Ok, guy, listin' ta' dis....Black screen......You know what spinnas' are? Aight...TerrorDactyl. You wit' me? Aight...Colon. We ain't semi-colin-in this ****. TerrorDactyl - Colon - Gangstas Paradise. The inside of da A's and O's are spinnas. Now you're askin whos in it....Hang on...Hang on....Coolio. Yeah. Coolio."

I atleast hope thats how it went.

I missed the beginning of that movie. ("Missed"? That implies I regret not seeing the beginning... ). Please tell me there really weren't spinners in the title.

[Sunshine]

I've seen some pretty bad movies in my time... ok some REALLY REALLY bad movies. But there aren't a whole lot of them that I "hate" but hey I love some movies that are famous for being bad. Like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" really it's the movies that bore me or that HAD potential and screwed it up that I wouldn't watch again.

Still the movie that first comes to mind as a movie I "hated" that I would never ever watch again. "Grave of the Fireflies" I love anime, and it doesn't have to be cutesy or anything like that but this movie had no redeeming qualities in my opinion. I am not a big fan of war movies and this was basically a war movie with virtually no action, the main characters are a pair of orphan children, and the movie is basically just about them trying to survive. The only bright spot of the movie is the younger child the little girl. I'll spoiler the rest of this in case any of you actually WANT to see this...

Spoiler:

The spend the entire movie showing you how horrible life is for these two kids and you start to like the little girl. Then she dies. No action, no real story, no real character development. The entire point of the movie seemed to be to bore you to tears and if that didn't work look we've killed the only character that even had the illusion of depth. ~_~