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Hench Mutant
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Robber Dresses up as Rat King, Gets Beat Up
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293208,00.html
Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery ASHLAND, Ky. — Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred. But that's how employees responded to the "Duct Tape Bandit" who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed. A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, Ashland police said. Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va. Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke position until police arrived, the station reported. An unidentified customer also helped, police said. Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was bandit who robbed two rolls of change from the store. Kazee pleaded not guilty Monday in Boyd County District Court and was ordered held under a $250,000 cash bond. Janus' Comment: Dude, that guy totally looks like the Rat King in duct tape form!
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![]() Bwaha! The image is priceless! |
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WingsOfDarkness! Perkele!
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i wonder if he's got any hair left after ripping off the tape?
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He seemed no worse for wear, as they did show him afterward (during a short interview piece -- where he, rather smart-mouthedly, claimed he wasn't the duct-tape bandit).
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Yeow! Tell me about it! Professor Jordan Perry x 100!
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See You Next Mission
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That guy looks like he experienced some serious pain...that's the funniest story I've heard in a while.
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It's my desire?
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Man, they really were short on supplies when it came to disguises...
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Just...way too serious.
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so.....they caught him still in the duct tape......and took a picture of him.....and now he denies that he is the robber? This guy is a GENIUS!
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It's my desire?
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Not only that, Katie, but he's a role model to us all... *sniffs* I'm so proud of him...
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Scatter the nuns!!
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Man, that is hilarious...and he does look just like the Rat King! People do the dumbest things sometimes...
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