Scientist: Santa uses advanced tech to help him

愛 · 12-16-2008, 12:23 PM

This is actually kind of insulting to all Physicists everywhere, but I guess this is where our tax money is going. Better than finding the cure for various diseases, amirite?

*Ninjinister* · 12-16-2008, 12:31 PM

These losers fail. Santa was one of our web developers for a while, and he confirmed it's all magic. It's even easier for him to accomplish things these days because the elves don't make the toys anymore - he just gets them in bulk from the companies that produce them. The elves now assist in his delivery.

12-16-2008, 12:31 PM	#2
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	These losers fail. Santa was one of our web developers for a while, and he confirmed it's all magic. It's even easier for him to accomplish things these days because the elves don't make the toys anymore - he just gets them in bulk from the companies that produce them. The elves now assist in his delivery. __________________

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12-16-2008, 12:23 PM	#1
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	This is actually kind of insulting to all Physicists everywhere, but I guess this is where our tax money is going. Better than finding the cure for various diseases, amirite?