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Meat-n-Potatoes Man
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I wonder if this mother happens to be heavyset, with a deep red beehive hairdo, and can justifiably be classified as a Yenta...
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Rat-faced Dude-guy
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Ms. Claus?
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Meat-n-Potatoes Man
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No, her hair is silver. Plus, she's affiliated with Christmas. Come on, now.
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Rat-faced Dude-guy
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Hey, maybe she felt slighted...
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Some people just have way too much free time on their hands.
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Meat-n-Potatoes Man
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And badmouth the very thing that provides her free room and board? Nah, I don't see it.
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Rat-faced Dude-guy
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Er...um....she did it anonymously?
OK, I got nothin'. Move on, nothing to see.
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Christmas
Write some new lyrics if you can't stand it, replace "Christmas" with holiday (this will cause a lot of work to do, with all Christmas songs out there...). But it's a Christmas song, not a song about every religion on Earth.
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Quote:
(see, I got it).
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Can't believe a mother made a fuss over that Christmas carol. Guess she doesn't let her kids watch that special on CBS.
What next? Here's a zinger. At a Chtistmas pageant, during the singing of The 12 Days of Christmas, a boy gets a paddling in front of the audience, because he flubbed his line. Instead of 10 Lords A Leaping, he said 10 Lords A LEAKING! When the Lords have gotta go, they gotta go.(LOL)
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