The sexual orientation of the TMNT

[Jester]

Originally Posted by Weapons@theready

Isn't there a "comic" the explores this more in depth

You might ask Stephan about that...

[gobo]

Originally Posted by Coprophagous Beauty

The sexual orientation of the TMNT

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[Jester]

I wonder if any of them eat poop?

[Katie]

I think the only people who wonder if the turtles have sex are people who secretly wish to have sex with them....or maybe not so secretly.


Gross.


Who needs a not so real turtle when you have a real guy?

Oh wait....

[Cryomancer]

Originally Posted by Jester

I wonder if any of them eat poop?

Probably indirectly, they do tend to live in sewers and all.

[Luzmagica]

Originally Posted by Katie

I think the only people who wonder if the turtles have sex are people who secretly wish to have sex with them....or maybe not so secretly.

............

I use to be agree with you most times...but not in this case...
In my opinion ...I think the eagerness to match the turtles is an attempt to preserve them in the future ... after all 4 males alone are destined to disappear (battle, suicide, illness, accident or old age), I think it's also an attempt to give them "normal" happiness in their lives .... Within the basic framework of: birth, grow, procreate and die ....
I think it's more common in this case ...

[Xav]

Originally Posted by Weapons@theready

Isn't there a "comic" the explores this more in depth

Ah you mean this?
http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174

[Coola Yagami]

I believe the Turtles have their desires, and as Leo prooved, in a world where humans are the majority, sooner or later they'd get with one, if they were to get with someone at all. IMO they just don't focus so much on romance/sex because their lives and focus is on that. Splinter raised them to be ninjas and assassins towards Saki and the Foot... not playas. Leo became bushido-obsessed, Don is all about science and Raph is a berserker. Of the 4, Mikey was the one with the more-human desires and the need to fit into society, hence his stint as a writer and wanting his stuff published, and basically wanting to fit in with humans more than the other 3. It was more natural that he got some action by Vol. 4.

I can almost imagine the turtles reunited after the vol. 4 mess ended and one of em asking Mike. "so..... the dino-chick..... how was it?"

[Candy Kappa]

I'm sure had it not been for the whole Children's show thingie, Fred Wolf Donny would probably have replicated the mutagen and bought a bunch of female res and...

... cruising down creepy street, always.

[Spitfire]

Why is it this has to come up every few months? The turtles aren't gay and they're never going to bone humans outside of horridly written fan fiction. You're into that there's tons of unlicensed TMNT Yaoi all over Ebay you can read in private. There's even Fast Forward Yaoi...WTF!?!?!

[Candy Kappa]

Originally Posted by Spitfire

There's even Fast Forward Yaoi...WTF!?!?!

is there less quality in the Fast Forward Yaoi then the regular?


wonder if these thread would pop up if this was a Transformers Forum?

[Spitfire]

It looks like they turn into generic anime humans some how and we can only guess what that leads to.

[gobo]

What's yaoi?

[Candy Kappa]

Originally Posted by gobo

What's yaoi?

The evil monsters under ya bed, imported from Japan

Originally Posted by Spitfire

It looks like they turn into generic anime humans some how and we can only guess what that leads to.

That just seems like cheating

[Spitfire]

Originally Posted by gobo

What's yaoi?

It basically means "boy love". In this case it's all the turtles getting it on with each other...the question of why it was made is only out weighed by the question of how it got published. There's a bunch of it on Ebay which has been up for awhile. The prices keep going up on it too, must be running low on copies! Better get them now before they sell out.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Teenage-Muta...item53e4fe794d

Apparently they use words like "Soft" and "Hard" to describe the Yaoi. This book is "Not Soft", in all caps mind. I guess that translates to hardcore. Ew.

[gobo]

Oh... Turtlecest... Do not want.

[LotusBlossom]

Originally Posted by Coprophagous Beauty

Mike is the only one I could imagine to be gay.

That is so bizarre! Because to me, he seems to be easily the LEAST likely one to be "that way". (With Leo probably the most likely.)

At any rate ... you know who is DEFINITELY gay?

Vernon Fenwick.

Oh, and obviously that Truman Capote-type guy from the Flower Society, also (in "Raphael versus the Volcano"). Plus (probably) Baxter Stockman. And maybe even Don Turtelli as well.

Man, now that I think about it, the OT was, like, practically dripping in homo-eroticism!

[Bauer536]

I said I wasn't coming back to this discussion, but I just have to say this:

Leonardo may be a ninja, a leader, and a goody-two shoes, but he is NOT gay! It upsets me when someone calls any of the turtles homosexual because there is no clear evidence saying that the turtles are gay. I'm sorry. Also, this should be a thread about them getting girls, not about doing girls. This disgusts me. I don't care if sex sells. This thread should be locked.

[jaymq]

"ewewew"... wow, sometimes I wonder how some people survive preschool cooties.

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Bauer536

It upsets me when someone calls any of the turtles homosexual because there is no clear evidence saying that the turtles are gay.

There's not even circumstancial evidence.