TURTLE PIES

[Jester]

So you started an account just to pimp out your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies? If they're not "fresh from the sewer" to me, I'm no buying.

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by Jester

So you started an account just to pimp out your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies? If they're not "fresh from the sewer" to me, I'm no buying.

What about the vanilla puddin' power?

[Powder]

Originally Posted by Jester

So you started an account just to pimp out your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies? If they're not "fresh from the sewer" to me, I'm no buying.

Not only that but they've bumped this thread twice on behalf of it. Joy.

[cyberweasel]

Man I loved these... we had a Hostess thrift store nearby that we'd get these from. I think I have a bunch of those stickers somewhere.

[shezcrafti]

Funny to see this thread bumped.

I was just lamenting the death of Turtle pies this week and wishing I could figure out how to make 'em. I don't think Hostess makes the plain 'ol vanilla pies anymore, either. I was hoping to just buy some of those and add green frosting.

[Jester]

Stingray posted his recipe here...

[Method101]

Is the Polkadot Cupcakes Shop for reals?!? Anyone ordered a pie from them? Couldn't find anything about it on their facebook or official website?

If this is true, need to order mine quick! haha Would make it myself, but don't have a deep fryer

[Jester]

Originally Posted by Method101

Would make it myself, but don't have a deep fryer

Have a skillet that's fairly deep?

[Stingray69]

OK dudes and dudettes It seems a lot of people want the turtle pies, but either cant cook or dont want to go through all the work the other recipe I have is. So here it is turtle pies for DUMMIES!

Pics in spoiler due to size and how many there are.
Heres what you need frozen puff pastry sheets, ready made vanilla puddin, vanilla glaze, olive oil or vegatable oil and green food coloring.

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Let the patry thraw out then cut it into squares.

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Fill with about a spoon full of puddin then fold over and pinch edges tight.

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Coat both sides of the pastrys with the oil. Place on cookie sheet bake at 400 degrees till golden brown.

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When there done warm the glaze in the microwave. Pour in a bowl mix in green food coloring. coat both sides. Let cool and enjoy.

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[shezcrafti]

Originally Posted by Stingray69

OK dudes and dudettes It seems a lot of people want the turtle pies, but either cant cook or dont want to go through all the work the other recipe I have is. So here it is turtle pies for DUMMIES!

Spoiler:

Pics in spoiler due to size and how many there are.
Heres what you need frozen puff pastry sheets, ready made vanilla puddin, vanilla glaze, olive oil or vegatable oil and green food coloring.

Spoiler:

Let the patry thraw out then cut it into squares.

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Fill with about a spoon full of puddin then fold over and pinch edges tight.

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Coat both sides of the pastrys with the oil. Place on cookie sheet bake at 400 degrees till golden brown.

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When there done warm the glaze in the microwave. Pour in a bowl mix in green food coloring. coat both sides. Let cool and enjoy.

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Poor Man's Turtle Pies? Genius!

ETA: Do you mind if I share this on Pinterest?

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by shezcrafti

Poor Man's Turtle Pies? Genius!

ETA: Do you mind if I share this on Pinterest?

Do it up, Mama taught me to share. haha

[zkarlette]

They look delicious

[Archon_Turtle]

Originally Posted by Method101

Is the Polkadot Cupcakes Shop for reals?!? Anyone ordered a pie from them? Couldn't find anything about it on their facebook or official website?

If this is true, need to order mine quick! haha Would make it myself, but don't have a deep fryer

Yes it's true. send them a msg on facebook if you want some. They're about $35 shipped for a batch. Not sure how many come in an order.

Post Nom Packaging!

[Jester]

So how did they taste? And how many is a "batch"?

[Archon_Turtle]

Originally Posted by Jester

So how did they taste?

Like Turtle Pies

Originally Posted by Jester

And how many is a "batch"?

Originally Posted by Archon_Turtle

Not sure how many come in an order.

[Jester]

Well...I am from Arkansas. We ain't 'zactly known for our reading comprehension.

[Zarana-X]

I worked at a grocery store when these were available, around 1990-91. I bought these all the time when I went on break.
Ended up with a bunch of stickers on my dresser and an old notebook.

[BubblyShell22]

I'd rather have chocolate filling than vanilla if I were to eat these.

[LeoNerdo]

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Stingray69

OK dudes and dudettes It seems a lot of people want the turtle pies, but either cant cook or dont want to go through all the work the other recipe I have is. So here it is turtle pies for DUMMIES!

Pics in spoiler due to size and how many there are.
Heres what you need frozen puff pastry sheets, ready made vanilla puddin, vanilla glaze, olive oil or vegatable oil and green food coloring.

Spoiler:

Let the patry thraw out then cut it into squares.

Spoiler:

Fill with about a spoon full of puddin then fold over and pinch edges tight.

Spoiler:

Coat both sides of the pastrys with the oil. Place on cookie sheet bake at 400 degrees till golden brown.

Spoiler:

When there done warm the glaze in the microwave. Pour in a bowl mix in green food coloring. coat both sides. Let cool and enjoy.

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I gotta try this. Now if somebody has a recipe to make Ecto Cooler I'll be in hog heaven.

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by LeoNerdo

I gotta try this. Now if somebody has a recipe to make Ecto Cooler I'll be in hog heaven.

Here you go ecto cooler.

8oz orange lava burst hi-c
3/4 tablespoon tangerine juice.
Add green coloring if you wish.