Grounds for Insanity: I am Lo Mein

*Voltron* · 09-01-2003, 05:00 PM

I was dressed in Wufei's get up from Gundam Wing. I was walking down this odd path that stretched on forever. I knew right off the bat that this was some odd dimension, and not the reality I loathe ever so much.

The sky was perpetually twilight, and the path was walled on either side by wooden fences about seven and a half feet tall. Tree branches which were budding with some odd flower would every so often spill over the top of these fences. The place was beautiful, to say the least.

I was accompanied by two Chinese men, both dressed in what I was wearing. We walked down this path for some time, and happened upon a band playing some music. I don't know why, but I teleported into the air, and leading with my elbow, dived into the pianists neck, killing him. We then moved on.

Sometime later, in what seemed to be a desolate place, we were attacked by Deinonychuses. I assume we were eaten, I just remember one of them leaping over head and everything going black.

Then, miraculously, the three of us start once more at the very beginning of the path. And we walk and walk and walk and walk some more; until we get back to the Deinonychus area. But something weird happened this time.

We all just sat down when the dinosaurs came to kill us. And the dinosaurs formed this odd perimeter, (there were only three dinosaurs). And this odd Chinese man comes out, he was a chef, I assume because his task was to cook us for the dinosaurs. Not before turning us into some sort of Chinese food dish.

Anyway, an voice came from no where, announcing who was going to die, and what they were going to be made into. The first one to die was the lover of some woman, I forget the names now (and what he was going to be made into). And so, the old chef pulls out a barber's razor, and slits my companion's throat, My companion does not flinch at all; instead, he places his hand underneath the incision, and forces his hand up as hard as he can, causing blood to jet out of his wound. He laid back and died.

Next my name was announced, and the chef took his razor. I was a little nervous and told him that "I had never been murdered by a human before, please take it easy."

"I am very good with my blade, young man. You will not feel a thing," was his response. I swore one of the dinosaurs snickered at me when he said that.

So he slit my throat, and I took my hand and forced the blood out of the wound. I laid back to die, woke up and said "****, that was weird!" looked at my clock, noticed it was 4 AM, and went back to sleep.

I'm sure everyone has dreams where they are turned into Chinese food and fed to Dinosaurs. Right? Guys.....?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-01-2003, 05:03 PM

*has dreams where she eats screaming lo mein*

*Voltron* · 09-01-2003, 05:06 PM

I'm going to order that next time and......HEY! Are you consuming me?

*Raven* · 09-01-2003, 05:06 PM

if I had a nicle for every time ive been turned into chinesse food i would be 5 cents richer............

Eternelle · 09-01-2003, 05:48 PM

*Voltron* · 09-01-2003, 07:21 PM

yeah, now I know why they say MSG is bad for you.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-01-2003, 09:38 PM

**Not paying attention, busy slurping human Lo Mein**
What?

*Voltron* · 09-01-2003, 09:40 PM

you were the first person I thought of when I woke up! You and you're acursed name!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-01-2003, 09:44 PM

**Machias Banshee** · 09-01-2003, 09:50 PM

Tinselcat · 09-01-2003, 11:04 PM

i dreamed i was a rooster once.

*Mars-Chan* · 09-02-2003, 04:07 PM

I drempt I was...charizard? *tosses Pokemon game aside* Phhht.

*Voltron* · 09-02-2003, 05:10 PM

...Blastoise was the best...

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-03-2003, 08:58 PM

Hey Voltron!

Seen my New Avatar yet?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-03-2003, 09:01 PM

What is that?!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-03-2003, 09:24 PM

Tetsu means Iron.

So, this is the visual representation of my name.

You like?

*Kid Icarus* · 09-03-2003, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

...Blastoise was the best...

I'm obsessive over Squirtle.... i have over 700 of the TCG cards (at least one of every type and edition out there), along with plushies, keychains, PVC figures, a desk organizer, a model kit, a christmas ornament, 2 books, the blockbuster pokemon snap card, and a hand trained level 100 on my blue version.

*Voltron* · 09-04-2003, 11:17 AM

That avatar freaked me the hell out.

And I'm the same way with Squirtle. He's just too damn cute...

*Raven* · 09-04-2003, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TetsuDeinonychus

Tetsu means Iron.

So, this is the visual representation of my name.

You like?

I think its cool!

09-01-2003, 05:00 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Grounds for Insanity: I am Lo Mein I was dressed in Wufei's get up from Gundam Wing. I was walking down this odd path that stretched on forever. I knew right off the bat that this was some odd dimension, and not the reality I loathe ever so much. The sky was perpetually twilight, and the path was walled on either side by wooden fences about seven and a half feet tall. Tree branches which were budding with some odd flower would every so often spill over the top of these fences. The place was beautiful, to say the least. I was accompanied by two Chinese men, both dressed in what I was wearing. We walked down this path for some time, and happened upon a band playing some music. I don't know why, but I teleported into the air, and leading with my elbow, dived into the pianists neck, killing him. We then moved on. Sometime later, in what seemed to be a desolate place, we were attacked by Deinonychuses. I assume we were eaten, I just remember one of them leaping over head and everything going black. Then, miraculously, the three of us start once more at the very beginning of the path. And we walk and walk and walk and walk some more; until we get back to the Deinonychus area. But something weird happened this time. We all just sat down when the dinosaurs came to kill us. And the dinosaurs formed this odd perimeter, (there were only three dinosaurs). And this odd Chinese man comes out, he was a chef, I assume because his task was to cook us for the dinosaurs. Not before turning us into some sort of Chinese food dish. Anyway, an voice came from no where, announcing who was going to die, and what they were going to be made into. The first one to die was the lover of some woman, I forget the names now (and what he was going to be made into). And so, the old chef pulls out a barber's razor, and slits my companion's throat, My companion does not flinch at all; instead, he places his hand underneath the incision, and forces his hand up as hard as he can, causing blood to jet out of his wound. He laid back and died. Next my name was announced, and the chef took his razor. I was a little nervous and told him that "I had never been murdered by a human before, please take it easy." "I am very good with my blade, young man. You will not feel a thing," was his response. I swore one of the dinosaurs snickered at me when he said that. So he slit my throat, and I took my hand and forced the blood out of the wound. I laid back to die, woke up and said "****, that was weird!" looked at my clock, noticed it was 4 AM, and went back to sleep. I'm sure everyone has dreams where they are turned into Chinese food and fed to Dinosaurs. Right? Guys.....?

09-01-2003, 05:06 PM	#4
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	if I had a nicle for every time ive been turned into chinesse food i would be 5 cents richer............ __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

09-01-2003, 05:48 PM	#5
Eternelle Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I don't know who you are, but I...I'm with you. Posts: 158	__________________ I'm just a geek at heart...

09-01-2003, 09:38 PM	#7
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Not paying attention, busy slurping human Lo Mein What? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-01-2003, 09:44 PM	#9
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	__________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-01-2003, 05:03 PM	#2
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	has dreams where she eats screaming lo mein

09-01-2003, 07:21 PM	#6
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	yeah, now I know why they say MSG is bad for you.

09-01-2003, 09:40 PM	#8
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	you were the first person I thought of when I woke up! You and you're acursed name!

09-01-2003, 09:50 PM	#10
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163

09-01-2003, 11:04 PM	#11
Tinselcat Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2002 Location: uuuuh... off planet. Posts: 1,190	i dreamed i was a rooster once. __________________

09-02-2003, 04:07 PM	#12
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I drempt I was...charizard? tosses Pokemon game aside Phhht. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-02-2003, 05:10 PM	#13
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	...Blastoise was the best...

09-03-2003, 08:58 PM	#14
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Hey Voltron! Seen my New Avatar yet? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-03-2003, 09:01 PM	#15
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	What is that?!

09-03-2003, 09:24 PM	#16
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Tetsu means Iron. So, this is the visual representation of my name. You like? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-04-2003, 11:17 AM	#18
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	That avatar freaked me the hell out. And I'm the same way with Squirtle. He's just too damn cute...

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