Lobo Vs. Al Bundy!!!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 10-22-2003, 12:32 AM

Who'd win a fight?

Al Bundy (From "Married With Children" or Lobo (from DC Comics)

Personally, I think Al could win in 5 seconds with his foot-odor. All he has to do is take off his sock and hold it in Lobo's face and presto! Lobo's down for the count! Whooooooooooooooaaa Bundy!

It be like this: Lobo would be destroying the city. A politian or something would offer a $5000 reward to anyone who could stop him. Al Bundy uses his lethal foot-odor to defeat him. The polititian screws Al out of all the money. Al punches-out the polititian. Later, Al sits on the couch at home (with his hand in his pants) all-pleased with himself for all the ass he kicked that day, but with still no money.

I also think that Peg could defeat Batman, but that's another story.

Can I get a "Whoa-Bundy"?

*Voltron* · 10-22-2003, 12:53 AM

You may just be stranger than I am.

*That Matt Guy* · 10-22-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

You may just be stranger than I am.

Agreed.

Fugitoid Jones · 10-22-2003, 07:14 AM

That's ridiculous!!! There's no way in hell that Al Bundy would defeat Lobo with just his foot odor!! Lobo has smelt way worse, hell, his own arm pit's probably smell worse. Naw, I give Lobo the nod for the victory. It would probably be a long hard battle, with Al eventually using Peg as a human sheild, but once Lobo breaks out the hook, it's all over.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-22-2003, 09:29 AM

Al Bundy would be either too drunk or too "brain-fried" to even lift a finger against Lobo!

**Karpo_007** · 10-22-2003, 09:43 AM

Al Bundy would call whole "No Mam" Club to help him, Lobo wouldn't stand a chance.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-22-2003, 09:43 AM

What are they gonna do? Gross him out to death with their beer-bellies?

**Karpo_007** · 10-22-2003, 09:49 AM

How about throwing empty beer bottles at him?

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-22-2003, 09:55 AM

Pfffft...contrary to popular belief, beer bottles aren't at all easy to break; in fact, they're almost impossible to break using one's bare hands. What you see in movies are bottles already fragmented beforehand and glued back together extremly well to give the illusion that it's being broken by bare hands.

Now, technicalities aside, regardless, beer bottles ARE heavy and WILL hurt when thrown at high speed, so yeah, you're not far off at all

*That Matt Guy* · 10-22-2003, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

What are they gonna do? Gross him out to death with their beer-bellies?

Sounds like a plan. I know seeing Ed O'Neill without his shirt on almost made me vomit in terror.

*Mars-Chan* · 10-22-2003, 10:16 AM

LOBO! LOBO! LOBO! LOBO!!!

*Duke* · 10-22-2003, 10:45 AM

LOBO

*damnhooligan* · 10-22-2003, 12:21 PM

My husband has been trying to "WHOA BUNDY!" me all week. Is that possible with only two people?

*That Matt Guy* · 10-22-2003, 10:43 PM

Whoa Ted Bundy.

**azure turtle** · 10-23-2003, 12:51 AM

LOL!! What a weird match-up this is... Though I think Lobo would have the upper hand.

Mondo J. Gecko · 10-23-2003, 05:22 PM

Lobo... no problem, though Al my get a couple good punches on him

*Bowser_Koopa* · 10-23-2003, 07:51 PM

AL WOULD WIN!!!! unless lobo forced peggy to sleep with al "No Peg No!!!"

**GK Punk** · 10-24-2003, 03:23 AM

*ahem*

As is the Tradition in Every VS thread around here, I must say:

Rob Van Dam.

Nate · 10-24-2003, 12:54 PM

Lobo would embares Al with his story of how he once scored 7 touchdowns in a single game, smashing Al's recored of 6...

and then Rob Van Dam would win

View Poll Results: Who'd win a fight?
Al Bundy (From "Married With Children"	10	66.67%
Lobo (from DC Comics)	4	26.67%
Draw!	1	6.67%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

10-22-2003, 12:32 AM	#1
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Lobo Vs. Al Bundy!!! Who'd win a fight? Al Bundy (From "Married With Children" or Lobo (from DC Comics) Personally, I think Al could win in 5 seconds with his foot-odor. All he has to do is take off his sock and hold it in Lobo's face and presto! Lobo's down for the count! Whooooooooooooooaaa Bundy! It be like this: Lobo would be destroying the city. A politian or something would offer a $5000 reward to anyone who could stop him. Al Bundy uses his lethal foot-odor to defeat him. The polititian screws Al out of all the money. Al punches-out the polititian. Later, Al sits on the couch at home (with his hand in his pants) all-pleased with himself for all the ass he kicked that day, but with still no money. I also think that Peg could defeat Batman, but that's another story. Can I get a "Whoa-Bundy"? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

10-22-2003, 07:14 AM	#4
Fugitoid Jones Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: D'hoonib, VT Posts: 886	That's ridiculous!!! There's no way in hell that Al Bundy would defeat Lobo with just his foot odor!! Lobo has smelt way worse, hell, his own arm pit's probably smell worse. Naw, I give Lobo the nod for the victory. It would probably be a long hard battle, with Al eventually using Peg as a human sheild, but once Lobo breaks out the hook, it's all over. __________________ "You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself." -Dr. Zaius

10-22-2003, 10:16 AM	#11
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	LOBO! LOBO! LOBO! LOBO!!! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

10-22-2003, 12:21 PM	#13
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	My husband has been trying to "WHOA BUNDY!" me all week. Is that possible with only two people? __________________

10-22-2003, 12:53 AM	#2
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	You may just be stranger than I am.

10-22-2003, 09:29 AM	#5
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Al Bundy would be either too drunk or too "brain-fried" to even lift a finger against Lobo!

10-22-2003, 09:43 AM	#6
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	Al Bundy would call whole "No Mam" Club to help him, Lobo wouldn't stand a chance.

10-22-2003, 09:49 AM	#8
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	How about throwing empty beer bottles at him?

10-22-2003, 09:55 AM	#9
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Pfffft...contrary to popular belief, beer bottles aren't at all easy to break; in fact, they're almost impossible to break using one's bare hands. What you see in movies are bottles already fragmented beforehand and glued back together extremly well to give the illusion that it's being broken by bare hands. Now, technicalities aside, regardless, beer bottles ARE heavy and WILL hurt when thrown at high speed, so yeah, you're not far off at all

10-22-2003, 10:45 AM	#12
Duke Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,913	LOBO

10-22-2003, 10:43 PM	#14
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Whoa Ted Bundy.

10-23-2003, 12:51 AM	#15
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	LOL!! What a weird match-up this is... Though I think Lobo would have the upper hand. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

10-23-2003, 05:22 PM	#16
Mondo J. Gecko Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,064	Lobo... no problem, though Al my get a couple good punches on him __________________

10-23-2003, 07:51 PM	#17
Bowser_Koopa Very yes Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Not so far, go back a little Posts: 1,849	AL WOULD WIN!!!! unless lobo forced peggy to sleep with al "No Peg No!!!"

10-24-2003, 03:23 AM	#18
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	ahem As is the Tradition in Every VS thread around here, I must say: Rob Van Dam.

10-24-2003, 12:54 PM	#19
Nate Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Close enough to kill you ;) Posts: 301	Lobo would embares Al with his story of how he once scored 7 touchdowns in a single game, smashing Al's recored of 6... and then Rob Van Dam would win __________________

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