What would you change about Die Another Day?

[Jarrah White]

It's a pointless exersise going through the countless things that need to be changed for better still removed from this film, but...

1) Have Pierce Brosnan voice record "R" over "Q"

2) Go back to Iceland/Pinewood, and this time shoot some real car footage of the 12 Vanquish in Jaguar. This is Iceland! Jaggared cliffs, unstable ice surfaces, adding to that, these cars are basically missile platforms on wheels, so where's the carnage? All they do is roll around on the ice and shoot out each others incoming ammo, it's cool at first but it gets boring after a while. It's like watching a clown get continuously hit in the face with pies, it loses it impact. I personally was expecting the ice to split, vehicles to blow up, copters to go spinning into the ice, missiles to drop cliffs on the fozen surface, maybe even the cars to jump from one moving ice berg to the other, the only cool part of the chase is when the Vanquish gets flipped onto it's roof and flipped back onto it's wheels using the ejector seat.

3) Get rid of Jinx and Gustav Graves.

4) Get rid of that CGI, man just because this stuff is real hi-tect and all doesn't mean it looks good. The CGI in this film looks like it was done by an amature working for Electronic Arts!

5) Make the movie flow better.

6) Get rid of Maddona's song, it's torture.

7) Invisibility is something the Bond films can do without.

Change the name of the satellite, Ircurus is already taken (See Deus Ex).

9) Get rid of the CGI bullet in the gun barrel.

10) Either before the gun barrel scene or after the credits, write IN LOVING MEMORY OF DESLOND LLEWELYN.