RUMOR?? - KRANG a possibility in TMNT-2

[Refractive Reflections]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

3-4 episodes is now "substantial amount of the show's time". Got it.



It could appear. But doesn't.



Again, untrue.

Batting a thousand.



Where? Who?

Or are you just making this up because it helps your bad argument that the great, fun cartoon and sh*tty BayTurtles are at all alike in any way?



Ain't just whistlin' dixie.

Well if your conviction is as strong as you seemingly present here about the Nick series, you know where to post. Otherwise, I think I'll just stick with my opinion... but I know that makes you uncomfortable though.

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Refractive Reflections

Otherwise, I think I'll just stick with my opinion... but I know that makes you uncomfortable though.

Nah. You're welcome to it, however wrong it might be.

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by B-Man

That would be a killer end credits/mid credits tag, though it'd probably leave kids crying (also how the fuuaack are they gonna do a live-action Krang without it potentially freaking kids out? Based on the aesthetic of the Turtles, I just imagine their Krang looking like Kuato from Total Recall or something).

...and then Venus parachutes in from the sky, showing off her ample Kardashian mo-capped turtle buttocks in the golden hour sun, which distracts Krang and his minions, so that Fox O'neil can deliver the final wimpy kick to Krangs face, sending him back into dimension x.

Credits.

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

...and then Venus parachutes in from the sky, showing off her ample Kardashian mo-capped turtle buttocks in the golden hour sun, which distracts Krang and his minions, so that Fox O'neil can deliver the final wimpy kick to Krangs face, sending him back into dimension x.

Credits.

Yes. Scorched earth.

[TrickOrTreater]

Whup, just noticed something.

This should be entertaining. Give him a few minutes to write his dissertation.

[MikeandRaph87]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

...and then Venus parachutes in from the sky, showing off her ample Kardashian mo-capped turtle buttocks in the golden hour sun, which distracts Krang and his minions, so that Fox O'neil can deliver the final wimpy kick to Krangs face, sending him back into dimension x.

Credits.

I would like to see that...on How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Should Have Ended next year not the actual movie of course.

[Refractive Reflections]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

Nah. You're welcome to it, however wrong it might be.

If you say so... **shrug**

[Commenter 42]

3rd act -

The Shrek-tles are up against Fat-bop, and Unsteady. There's no way out, but to fight.

In a blink, Don-buster recalls his secret weapon! Pressing a few buttons on his utility shell, he calls forth - METALHEAD from the garbage truck.

A dumpy looking old man (Busey) waddles out and stops slack-jawed and befuddled, just short of Fat-bops spit-shined jordan's.

"I have a rule for understanding words. It helps me help other people help me to help them understand that I'm being helpful. You know what Turtle is?, it's an acronym for another word that is in itself a euphemism for a syllogism of ..."

BOOM! both of their heads explode.

The Shrek-tles high five as Fox runs in and gives their dead bodies a little kick.

Credits

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

3rd act -

The Shrek-tles are up against Fat-bop, and Unsteady. There's no way out, but to fight.

In a blink, Don-buster recalls his secret weapon! Pressing a few buttons on his utility shell, he calls forth - METALHEAD from the garbage truck.

A dumpy looking old man (Busey) waddles out and stops slack-jawed and befuddled, just short of Fat-bops spit-shined jordan's.

"I have a rule for understanding words. It helps me help other people help me to help them understand that I'm being helpful. You know what Turtle is?, it's an acronym for another word that is in itself a euphemism for a syllogism of ..."

BOOM! both of their heads explode.

The Shrek-tles high five as Fox runs in and gives their dead bodies a little kick.

Credits

Here's 400 million dollars.

[Commenter 42]

Commenter 42 presents:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Jerks.

Starring:
Busey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpxQ8uc8EOY

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Commenter 42 presents:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Jerks.

Won't win any awards, but it'll somehow inexplicably get a lot of money.

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

Won't win any awards, but it'll somehow inexplicably get a lot of money.

Busey as Metalhead is ****ing genius!

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Busey as Metalhead is ****ing genius!

Best casting choice of the past 10 decades!

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

Best casting choice of the past 10 decades!

Somebody get Bay on the phone!

No cgi or sound effects required!

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Somebody get Bay on the phone!

No cgi or sound effects required!

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

http://i.imgur.com/zL9oShK.gif

I'm dying over here!

"Do you know what fun stands for?

Finally
Understanding...
Nothing!"

"beep-boop beep!"

"tickle-tickel"

"Easy as making soup!"

[TrickOrTreater]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

I'm dying over here!

"Do you know what fun stands for?

Finally
Understanding...
Nothing!"

"beep-boop beep!"

"tickle-tickel"

"Easy as making soup!"

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

http://i.imgur.com/CJnRtQA.gif?1

Isn't it funny how, when I posit something absurd, yet bay-possible, we're the only two who enjoy it; yet when Bay decides to do something equally absurd, these sycophants stand up and applaud?

It's a real head-scratcher hunh?

[Commenter 42]

Busey approves

[pennydreadful]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

HALT AND CATCH FIRE:

This movie doesn't have enough Kardashian either.

Let's fix that.

http://i.imgur.com/kCbFpPM.jpg

Sorry, but I still think you need to up the babe quotient and product placement here. Also, not enough patriotism about 'Muuuurica! I think this can be solved by flashing something like this in between scenes, just to get the subliminal messages across:



Somebody get Paris Hilton on the phone and order a bag of burgers. She can do promo for the film in a bikini and say things like "I endorse this movie because it's HOT."