The worst movie ever - Page 3

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:18 PM

HA! Found it!

http://www.thetechnodrome.com/forums...o+juliet#83974

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:22 PM

Leo: Quit telling me to relax, because, for all intents and purposes, I was never bitter in writing those posts.

BTW, how was I being "defensive"? I was just trying to prove a point.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:23 PM

If nothing else, I think that movie would be a lot more entertaining than the DiCaprio one, Rez. It might not win any Oscars, but at least it wouldn't make me wanna kill myself or feel like my brain was constantly losing more and more brain cells as the movie went on... like the actual version of R+J did.

If you ever decide to make this flick yourself, I wouldn't mind producing it. We'd make the best version of R+J ever.

*Raven* · 07-19-2003, 01:26 PM

oh um that remake of romeo and juielet
with leonardo D(cant spell is last name)
that movie sucked so badely

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:27 PM

I'll film it, send you the raw video of it...and then you can add the extra blood

Why not rename it to "Ray and Julie"? That's modern...

Albrecht · 07-19-2003, 01:28 PM

worst disney movie=tie between all sequels
worst movie= kangaroo jack

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:28 PM

I'm down. Who should we cast? Should we try and be semi-serious and get real actors, or should we go all-out camp and just hire porn stars and B-movie actors/actresses?

God knows if Hollywood made it now, Britney Spears would be Juliet and Ashton Kutcher or Eminem would be Romeo.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:30 PM

Why not just have one person playing all the parts?

Hey, all the roles were played by men in Shakespeare's time

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:31 PM

Good idea, we should have Pee-Wee Herman do it. He can play anything.

*Raven* · 07-19-2003, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Why not just have one person playing all the parts?

Hey, all the roles were played by men in Shakespeare's time

oh man I forgot about that!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:32 PM

Knowing how he made love to himself in the past, solves that problem.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:33 PM

Bwaa-ha-ha-haaaa...

Poor Pee-Wee. he didn't do anything any of us haven't done, he just got caught.

*Raven* · 07-19-2003, 01:50 PM

what ever happened to pee wee
he was in that show you dont know jack.....funny hes in a show with the word jack
and he was caught doing somthing with the word jack..weird

*That Matt Guy* · 07-19-2003, 02:49 PM

Remember Operation Dumbo Drop?

InsaneZane · 07-19-2003, 04:44 PM

did anybody mention
Mortal Kombat Annihilation

**Barkworm** · 07-19-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

I'll film it, send you the raw video of it...and then you can add the extra blood

Why not rename it to "Ray and Julie"? That's modern...

How about "Ray and Jules"? It could be a modern love-movie about tolerance towards homosexuality. Send me some money if you take my idea!

*Raven* · 07-19-2003, 08:31 PM

oh how about the crow 2 city of angels

*Mr. Snackpants* · 07-19-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

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Originally Posted by ben_wallace3

I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and sh** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts.

Ummm, as far as I remember, it WAS in theaters. But you're right, it was kinda bad. Anybody remember the suggestion I made a while back where I suggested that since it did take place in modern times instead of 16th century Verona, then they should've at least re-written the story into modern vernacular?

If I find the post, I'll show it. It'll take time since I have over 2000 posts, but it's there!

Are you kiddin'?That **** was in theaters???baaahahaha

liltimmyw · 07-19-2003, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InsaneZane

did anybody mention
Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Without a doubt, that is the worst film of all time.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-20-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by major pain

oh how about the crow 2 city of angels

That one actually had the mood and feel of Crow movie. Salvation, on the other hand, with its big-name cast, lost that feel. Too light-hearted.

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~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	HA! Found it! http://www.thetechnodrome.com/forums...o+juliet#83974

07-19-2003, 01:22 PM	#42
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Leo: Quit telling me to relax, because, for all intents and purposes, I was never bitter in writing those posts. BTW, how was I being "defensive"? I was just trying to prove a point.

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~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	If nothing else, I think that movie would be a lot more entertaining than the DiCaprio one, Rez. It might not win any Oscars, but at least it wouldn't make me wanna kill myself or feel like my brain was constantly losing more and more brain cells as the movie went on... like the actual version of R+J did. If you ever decide to make this flick yourself, I wouldn't mind producing it. We'd make the best version of R+J ever.

07-19-2003, 01:27 PM	#45
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	I'll film it, send you the raw video of it...and then you can add the extra blood Why not rename it to "Ray and Julie"? That's modern...

07-19-2003, 01:30 PM	#48
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Why not just have one person playing all the parts? Hey, all the roles were played by men in Shakespeare's time

07-19-2003, 01:31 PM	#49
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Good idea, we should have Pee-Wee Herman do it. He can play anything.

07-19-2003, 01:32 PM	#51
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Knowing how he made love to himself in the past, solves that problem.

07-19-2003, 01:33 PM	#52
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Bwaa-ha-ha-haaaa... Poor Pee-Wee. he didn't do anything any of us haven't done, he just got caught.

07-19-2003, 02:49 PM	#54
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