100 unsexiest Men in the world

*Raph's Girl* · 04-19-2006, 12:52 AM

The staff of the website phoenix.com compiled a list of who they believe to be the unsexiest men in the world. Many of the names on that list I totally agree with. Especially the 100th name on the list, Brad Pitt.

http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html

And here's the list:

1. Gilbert Gottfried
2. Randy Johnson
3. Roger Ebert
4. Dr. Phil
5. Alan Colmes
6. Chad Kroeger
7. Mike Mills
8. Osama Bin Laden
9. Jay Leno
10. Don Imus
11. Michael Jackson
12. Wallace Shawn
13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
14. Richard Simmons
15. Jon Lovitz
16. Carrot Top
17. Jerry Seinfeld
18. Malcolm Gladwell
19. Chevy Chase
20. Raffi
21. Ron Howard
22. Clint Howard
23. Bill Gates
24. Paul Shaffer
25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?
26. Tim Burton
27. Edward James Olmos
28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance)
29. Don Zimmer
30. Tony Kornheiser
31. Chris Kattan
32. Otis Nixon
33. Julian Tavarez
34. Christopher Lloyd
35. Willie McGee
36. Pat Cummings
37. Scottie Pippen
38. Larry David
39. Michael Moore
40. Al Franken
41. Paris Latsis
42. Rush Limbaugh
43. David Gest
44. Garey Busey
45. Nick Nolte
46. Leif Garrett
47. Andy Dick
48. Scott Stapp
49. Lyle Lovett
50. Ric Ocasek
51. Bill Wyman
52. Danny DeVito
53. Peter Jackson
54. Drew Carey
55. Newt Gingrich
56. Rob Schneider
57. Ed O'Neil
58. Bill O'Reilly
59. Clay Aiken
60. Joe Lieberman
61. Jim Gaffigan
62. Bill Maher
63. John Popper
64. Dennis Miller
65. John Madden
66. Robert Englund
67. Robert Patrick
68. John Ashcroft
69. Joe Gannascolli
70. Kevin James
71. George Steinbrenner
72. Grady Little
73. Harvey Pekar
74. DJ Qualls
75. Joey Buttafuoco
76. Garry Shandling
77. Meat Loaf Aday
78. Joe Walsh
79. Tom from Myspace
80. Art Garfunkel
81. Brian Posehn
82. Howie Mandel
83. Barry Bonds
84. Dick Vitale
85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
86. Jeff Van Gundy
87. Jimmy Johnson
88. John Clayton
89. Don Vito
90. Lemmy Kilmister
91. Hideki Matsui
91. Jose Canseco
92. Bill Parcells
93. Ric Flair
94. Ralph Nader
95. Dennis Kucinich
96. Horatio Sanz
97. Dom DeLuise
98. Emeril Lagasse
99. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt

*damnhooligan* · 04-19-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

15. Jon Lovitz

Oh, reeeeeally?

**GK Punk** · 04-19-2006, 01:04 AM

Bwahaha Ric Flair.

*The Stryker* · 04-19-2006, 08:45 AM

I don't know about you guys but that Osama is a STUD MUFFIN

*XERO* · 04-19-2006, 09:40 AM

Don Vito is sexy. The way he talks is a turn on for anybody.

*Katie* · 04-19-2006, 10:49 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I wonder what the people that came up with this list look like...*shrugs* considering someone beautiful or not is pretty subjective...I mean, there are some (I think) nice looking guys on the list.

now.....what we need is a "Sexiest Guys at the Technodrome" List

and...Sexiest Girls?

04-19-2006, 03:01 PM

I don't %100 agree with that list. There's quite a number in there that shouldn't belong. Further more, I can think of plenty others that would fit in that list nicely.
I find it rather interesting that it included Osama, but no Bush or Saddam.

Now, as for a list of sexiest guys and list of sexiest girls from the Technodrome, I vote Kittie february6 at the top of both lists.

*Hannah* · 04-19-2006, 03:22 PM

Gerard Way = SEX MACHINE

>_>

AND TIM BURTON IS HOT IN A WEIRD OLD GUY WAY. =(

*Sewer Bull* · 04-19-2006, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

31. Chris Kattan

That's just unjust.

*iris* · 04-19-2006, 04:49 PM

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*Dr. Doom* · 04-19-2006, 05:26 PM

Doom = teh sex0rz

*XERO* · 04-19-2006, 06:49 PM

Richards is sexier than you.

*Duke* · 04-19-2006, 06:52 PM

Sorry Doom but Ben has a point, Richards has Susan.

*Dr. Doom* · 04-19-2006, 07:20 PM

BLASPHEMY! YOU BOTH SHALL PAY FOR UTTERING SUCH HORRENDOUS, WRETCHED LIES BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY DOOM!! THERE IS NONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DOOM'S BELOVED VALERIA!!!! -=Blasts them both, frying them beyond recognition, and then has them dipped in beer-batter and served at Long John Silvers as fish meals=-

*iris* · 04-19-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Oh, reeeeeally?

Haha... Did you photoshop that yourself?

I *heart* Jon Lovitz.

*damnhooligan* · 04-19-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iris

Haha... Did you photoshop that yourself?

I *heart* Jon Lovitz.

Alas, no. Some chap on SA did it, but I had to save it. I too *heart* Jon Lovitz.

"Oh, mother. Mother, I don't feel so good. Mother, please. MMMOOOOTTHHERRRR!. ACTING! Thank you!"

*Sewer Bull* · 04-20-2006, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

Sorry Doom but Ben has a point, Richards has Susan.

Moreover, Richards has very stretchable body parts.

**Jo Dawn** · 04-20-2006, 08:57 AM

I disagree with that list. I like alot of the guys on there. It makes me sad.

...Except Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt deserves to be on there. Ugh.

Alot of the guys on there are cute. Rob Schneider? Really? I could go on and on...

...And Doom... um... likes the ladies on top, eh?

I dunno. While SB makes an excellent point with Richards and all... Doom DOES have that metallic suit, ya know... Who knows what gadgets lie within.

(And I find Susan as no prize. She annoys the heck outta me.)

*Dr. Doom* · 04-20-2006, 01:50 PM

-=vibrates wildly and offers her a fish meal=-

Artemesia · 04-20-2006, 02:16 PM

I can't believe Meat Loaf is on this list!

OK, I'll admit, he was better looking with long hair and I don't get the "Sopranos" look he's been going with lately. Bush should go on this list. But, saying Bush is unsexy would probably get you labled as a terrorist.

04-19-2006, 12:52 AM	#1
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	100 unsexiest Men in the world The staff of the website phoenix.com compiled a list of who they believe to be the unsexiest men in the world. Many of the names on that list I totally agree with. Especially the 100th name on the list, Brad Pitt. http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html And here's the list: 1. Gilbert Gottfried 2. Randy Johnson 3. Roger Ebert 4. Dr. Phil 5. Alan Colmes 6. Chad Kroeger 7. Mike Mills 8. Osama Bin Laden 9. Jay Leno 10. Don Imus 11. Michael Jackson 12. Wallace Shawn 13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys 14. Richard Simmons 15. Jon Lovitz 16. Carrot Top 17. Jerry Seinfeld 18. Malcolm Gladwell 19. Chevy Chase 20. Raffi 21. Ron Howard 22. Clint Howard 23. Bill Gates 24. Paul Shaffer 25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs? 26. Tim Burton 27. Edward James Olmos 28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance) 29. Don Zimmer 30. Tony Kornheiser 31. Chris Kattan 32. Otis Nixon 33. Julian Tavarez 34. Christopher Lloyd 35. Willie McGee 36. Pat Cummings 37. Scottie Pippen 38. Larry David 39. Michael Moore 40. Al Franken 41. Paris Latsis 42. Rush Limbaugh 43. David Gest 44. Garey Busey 45. Nick Nolte 46. Leif Garrett 47. Andy Dick 48. Scott Stapp 49. Lyle Lovett 50. Ric Ocasek 51. Bill Wyman 52. Danny DeVito 53. Peter Jackson 54. Drew Carey 55. Newt Gingrich 56. Rob Schneider 57. Ed O'Neil 58. Bill O'Reilly 59. Clay Aiken 60. Joe Lieberman 61. Jim Gaffigan 62. Bill Maher 63. John Popper 64. Dennis Miller 65. John Madden 66. Robert Englund 67. Robert Patrick 68. John Ashcroft 69. Joe Gannascolli 70. Kevin James 71. George Steinbrenner 72. Grady Little 73. Harvey Pekar 74. DJ Qualls 75. Joey Buttafuoco 76. Garry Shandling 77. Meat Loaf Aday 78. Joe Walsh 79. Tom from Myspace 80. Art Garfunkel 81. Brian Posehn 82. Howie Mandel 83. Barry Bonds 84. Dick Vitale 85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg 86. Jeff Van Gundy 87. Jimmy Johnson 88. John Clayton 89. Don Vito 90. Lemmy Kilmister 91. Hideki Matsui 91. Jose Canseco 92. Bill Parcells 93. Ric Flair 94. Ralph Nader 95. Dennis Kucinich 96. Horatio Sanz 97. Dom DeLuise 98. Emeril Lagasse 99. Kevin Federline 100. Brad Pitt __________________

04-19-2006, 08:45 AM	#4
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	I don't know about you guys but that Osama is a STUD MUFFIN __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

04-19-2006, 09:40 AM	#5
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Don Vito is sexy. The way he talks is a turn on for anybody. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-19-2006, 10:49 AM	#6
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder what the people that came up with this list look like...shrugs considering someone beautiful or not is pretty subjective...I mean, there are some (I think) nice looking guys on the list. now.....what we need is a "Sexiest Guys at the Technodrome" List and...Sexiest Girls? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

04-19-2006, 03:01 PM	#7
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	I don't %100 agree with that list. There's quite a number in there that shouldn't belong. Further more, I can think of plenty others that would fit in that list nicely. I find it rather interesting that it included Osama, but no Bush or Saddam. Now, as for a list of sexiest guys and list of sexiest girls from the Technodrome, I vote Kittie february6 at the top of both lists. Last edited by Ryona; 04-20-2006 at 02:23 PM.

04-19-2006, 01:04 AM	#3
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Bwahaha Ric Flair.

04-19-2006, 03:22 PM	#8
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Gerard Way = SEX MACHINE >_> AND TIM BURTON IS HOT IN A WEIRD OLD GUY WAY. =( __________________ Last edited by Hannah; 04-19-2006 at 04:32 PM.

04-19-2006, 04:49 PM	#10
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04-19-2006, 05:26 PM	#11
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Doom = teh sex0rz __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-19-2006, 06:49 PM	#12
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Richards is sexier than you. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-19-2006, 06:52 PM	#13
Duke Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,913	Sorry Doom but Ben has a point, Richards has Susan.

04-19-2006, 07:20 PM	#14
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	BLASPHEMY! YOU BOTH SHALL PAY FOR UTTERING SUCH HORRENDOUS, WRETCHED LIES BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY DOOM!! THERE IS NONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DOOM'S BELOVED VALERIA!!!! -=Blasts them both, frying them beyond recognition, and then has them dipped in beer-batter and served at Long John Silvers as fish meals=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-20-2006, 08:57 AM	#18
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	I disagree with that list. I like alot of the guys on there. It makes me sad. ...Except Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt deserves to be on there. Ugh. Alot of the guys on there are cute. Rob Schneider? Really? I could go on and on... ...And Doom... um... likes the ladies on top, eh? I dunno. While SB makes an excellent point with Richards and all... Doom DOES have that metallic suit, ya know... Who knows what gadgets lie within. (And I find Susan as no prize. She annoys the heck outta me.) __________________

04-20-2006, 01:50 PM	#19
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=vibrates wildly and offers her a fish meal=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-20-2006, 02:16 PM	#20
Artemesia Random Punk Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46	I can't believe Meat Loaf is on this list! OK, I'll admit, he was better looking with long hair and I don't get the "Sopranos" look he's been going with lately. Bush should go on this list. But, saying Bush is unsexy would probably get you labled as a terrorist.