The New Café

[Peanut]

I hate women. Period.

Why do you girls have to have so many random emotions all the time? It's like one day you're so happy, then the next you want to gouge out someones eyes! I DON'T GET IT!

[Voltron]

Because polite society dictates that you can't hit them. If you gave your girlfriend a mean a left hook, she'd suddenly realize her period wasn't that bad after all.

[Katie]

Originally Posted by Peanut

I Hate Women's Periods

Why do you girls have to have so many random emotions all the time? It's like one day you're so happy, then the next you want to gouge out someones eyes! I DON'T GET IT!

There ya go champ, I fixed it and helped answer your question

Seriously, though, I'm a girl...I recognize that I can be a big emotionial pain in the ass to my poor guy (Whom I love dearly and wouldn't trade him for anyone) Certian times during the month I can be really needy..other times, I can be a big bitch. The best thing I ever foundfor myself? Birth Control Pills. Those little suckers even my moods better than any anti depressent ever hoped to. I started back on them in january after being off for about 2 years....I'm SURE my guy would tell you I've improved

[ThirdMarioBro]

Ahh, birth control pills. God's greatest creation........oh snap.

[愛]

We don't need any more dumb kids! Gotta start researching ways to alter the genetic code so we don't have dumb kids.

[Jo Dawn]

If I were a mean person, I'd say something about the huge population drop if that'd happen... ;P

But c'mon! You guys'd be grumpy too. Hehe. As for the BC, man... I wish I could take them...

[Ra]

I'll be honestly open about this, male members of the Technodrome...periods are ****! It's different from woman to woman, but for me it's terrible. I get cramps, I double over in pain, I feel like someone has stabbed me in my unmentionables and has run off laughing, and I want to punch something, but I can't because it hurts to much...and then come the happy pills that people force you to take before you start getting extremely moody. That's the only time of the month when I'm truely happy

And yes, I have come out of sugury about seven hours ago! And I'm in slight pain! Thanks for the encouragement before I went in, guys. I read each post and it made me that little bit less uptight about the whole thing. Still, it didn't stop me from almost braking a nurse's fingers when she offered to hold my hand as they injected the first needle into me

On a slightly unrelated note - Hospitals have the strangest fashion sense on the planet. Today, when a nurse gave me the clothes I had to be in for surgury, my first reaction was "...what?". I had to wear a sickly yellow gown with these hideous green triangles and squares on it, "moon shoes", and the tightest underwear I have ever worn in my life. And don't forget the hairnet. Hairnets are da **** in there. Why can't patients get cool clothes like the staff?

As for how I'm doing...For the past six hours I've been sleeping like a rock, I've had the strangest tasting moose in the world, and I have had ice cream for the first time in weeks. I couldn't be happier. Well, maybe if I didn't have to wear this weird thing on my head that keeps all of this ice on my cheeks to stop the swelling. I look like a damn Easter Bunny...

[Katie]

Originally Posted by Ra

I'll be honestly open about this, male members of the Technodrome...periods are ****! It's different from woman to woman, but for me it's terrible. I get cramps, I double over in pain, I feel like someone has stabbed me in my unmentionables and has run off laughing, and I want to punch something, but I can't because it hurts to much...and then come the happy pills that people force you to take before you start getting extremely moody. That's the only time of the month when I'm truely happy

you nailed it....not to mention that the Periods in your teenage years suck major donkey balls. I read somewhere taht there is this one hormone that in adults and little children calms them, but in teenagers it makes you anxious and nervous. Pile that in with some PMS goodness. Twenties are definitely better than teens

On a slightly unrelated note - Hospitals have the strangest fashion sense on the planet. Today, when a nurse gave me the clothes I had to be in for surgury, my first reaction was "...what?". I had to wear a sickly yellow gown with these hideous green triangles and squares on it, "moon shoes", and the tightest underwear I have ever worn in my life. And don't forget the hairnet. Hairnets are da **** in there. Why can't patients get cool clothes like the staff?

LOL My hospital was that green color and blue. I woke up staring at a flouescent light and puke green walls in a blue gown. Then need to hire some serious decorators

Well, maybe if I didn't have to wear this weird thing on my head that keeps all of this ice on my cheeks to stop the swelling. I look like a damn Easter Bunny...

*looks for eggs * Glad you're feeling better. Remember NO STRAWS!!!

[Mr. Snackpants]

Ugh, thursday can't come fast enough.

For the first time in a long time I have no papers, and no reading to do. I have absolutely no work to do. Meanwhile it seems all my friends here in the dorms are busy writing papers of their own. So, I just sit here...until thursday when I will go home, play guitar hero, see grindhouse, and visit with family I haven't seen in months on easter.

It's just been a long, boring week.

[Jo Dawn]

Dudes... ok, I have about a week and a half to two weeks a month where I DON'T hurt. Cramps and nausea the week and a half before, and it just gets worse during. I'm talking, my legs and feet cramp up, my back, I'm physically ill... I can't DO anything. Then some days I'm so tired I can't get out of bed and I get so nasty some other days, haha.

[Tinuvielsdreams]

Originally Posted by Jo Dawn

Dudes... ok, I have about a week and a half to two weeks a month where I DON'T hurt. Cramps and nausea the week and a half before, and it just gets worse during. I'm talking, my legs and feet cramp up, my back, I'm physically ill... I can't DO anything. Then some days I'm so tired I can't get out of bed and I get so nasty some other days, haha.

One beautiful thing...Heating pads...mmmmm It helps me when I want to die at least...
Man that sounds really bad though...I thought I had it bad but you have me beat for sure... *Sympathy HUG*

[Jo Dawn]

Thanks. *hugs* And I've tried the heating pads. My doctor also told me to take 'up to four advil at a time' which also does not help. I actually have to have a test done (yes, another) to see what's up; I need to take SOME kinda specialty drug. Though, in mynewest round of tests, a cyst on my uterus could be a source, heh. Gotta get that checked out, too.

[Voltron]

My Period: An Analysis of the Liberating Power of Moods.
By Voltron

I actually had a period once. For a week, I had my friends punch me in the kidneys every morning till I peed blood. Then I'd drink a half gallon of curdled milk and give my thighs charlie horses every hour on the hour.

At first I thought it was pretty rotten, but when I realized I could use it for an excuse to act like a bitch, I decided to just run rampant with it. I smacked a child, robbed a bank, drove over the speed limit into a crowd of the elderly, AND told my girlfriend that we don't talk anymore. All this was dismissed in the Court of Law because it was a certain date!

I have to tell you, when I asked "Do you think I'm fat?" a look of fear washed over her that couldn't be explained. I had always thought that since women weilded that question with such masterful precision, that surely they knew how to dodge it.

Unfortunately, she had her period at the same time, and clawed my eyes out. I was rather miserable, and decided to quit the procedure. Later that night, when I saw my friends, I tried to explain to them that I wanted to quit the experiment. But didn't listen and punched me in the kidneys until I peed blood again.

The moral of the story: Male's don't have periods because they'd need kidney transplants.


NEXT EXPERIMENT: I'm going to take Yaz.

[Ra]

...

Say, Volt, did you try tampons?

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Ra

...

Say, Volt, did you try tampons?

Hahahahaha!


I'm more of a pad man myself. The flexible wings keep them in place and I'm good to go for the rest of the day.

[Jo Dawn]

...For heaven's sake, Volt! I'm in a quiet study area at school. You can't DO that to me!

People almost looked at me. At least I hadn't drunk anything yet when I was reading.

[Swany]

Firstly. I dont like coffee, this place better have hot chocolate or Irn Bru.

Second. Dont make me laugh, I snort and its not very atractive in a girl

[Tinuvielsdreams]

Originally Posted by Jo Dawn

Thanks. *hugs* And I've tried the heating pads. My doctor also told me to take 'up to four advil at a time' which also does not help. I actually have to have a test done (yes, another) to see what's up; I need to take SOME kinda specialty drug. Though, in mynewest round of tests, a cyst on my uterus could be a source, heh. Gotta get that checked out, too.

Awww well on one hand that would be good to find out the source for sure but on the other my mom has gotten that problem on and off over the years and I have seen how uncomfortable it gets... I am sorry to hear that and I hope you get taken good care of

[Cure]

My mom just told me today that she sh*t on a doctor's face while giving birth to my older sister. He was down "in the area" trying to put the fetus right side up (she had to have a c-section) when it just came out. It was all over his glasses and whatnot. My mom is one funny woman.

[Mr. Snackpants]

Originally Posted by Cure4AIDS

My mom just told me today that she sh*t on a doctor's face while giving birth to my older sister. He was down "in the area" trying to put the fetus right side up (she had to have a c-section) when it just came out. It was all over his glasses and whatnot. My mom is one funny woman.

Dude, we didn't need to hear that...f'ing gross.







Ok, maybe we did . Hilarious, one of the grossest things I've ever heard.