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*Storm Wolf* · 03-09-2003, 10:00 PM

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There's nothing wrong with short. The Ninja Turtles are short, and they're still very sexy. I don't care taller or shorter as long as neither of us get neck cramps trying to look eye to eye.

Oh yes I must agree there!

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kali

((5'5" here, while we're on the subject.

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There's nothing wrong with short. The Ninja Turtles are short, and they're still very sexy. I don't care taller or shorter as long as neither of us get neck cramps trying to look eye to eye.

LOL... I guess. Does this mean I should try and chop myself in half and say I'm 3'? Just a thought,

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Originally Posted by NTurtle

I'm a gangaly 6'1"!!

Geez... you're tall. My little brother is a huge 6'5''... and he's only 14 dang it. How is he taller than me??? err...

Back to the therapy class:

*stands up off seat and fixes an imaginary tie* So... would you go out with a 5'11'' angry man who is traumatized? *purrs*

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:18 AM

Darn. Everyone is taller than me.

*slinks back to the shadows*

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:20 AM

LOL... come on Azure...... tell us your height........ you got my attention. If you're shorter than 5'1'', then I am itching to know.

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:22 AM

Nah, I'm taller than 5' 1", but I'm still short. I'm 5' 6" (the same height as Rey Mysterio Jr.!).

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:25 AM

HAHA... maybe you can 619 me or something. I'm the height of Stacy Keibler (yowza)... geez, that's a tall lady. Anyway... now I know that you are the height of the coolest vertically challenge luchador in the world (he's not really vertically challenged... is he?)!!!

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:34 AM

Rey Mysterio rules!! I don't think he's vertically challenged... He can certainly hurt people.

And hey, he did defeat Kevin Nash on Nitro once, and Super Shredder is one tall dude! (don'tcha just love how I tied in wrestling with TMNT there?

)

You're the same height as Stacy?? Wow. Now there's one of my favorite divas. Too bad she can't wrestle as well as Trish.

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:38 AM

HAHA... I know. If only Stacy could do more than cartwheels and spinkicks. Oh well... and yes, I LOVED how you tied wrestling with Ninja Turtles... ingenious.

And Trish just might get hers against Jazz. I keep thinking of Jazz from ECW, she was tough! And my all-time favorite wrestler... RhYno!!!!!! has returned on SmackDown! Yeah! ECW has me loving all wrestlers from there... though I'm ticked they fired Raven along with Justin Credible and Godfather. That sucks... but they were demeaning Justin Credible's character.

But I miss Raven...

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:41 AM

A compliment! Thank you, thank you.
*bows*

Oh yeah, Jazz is one tough lady! I wouldn't wanna mess with her.

Looks like Trish and Victoria have got some major competition.

I can't believe I missed Rhyno's return!! Gah! I was busy writing an essay that night, so I couldn't watch Smackdown.

But I'm glad he's back. Smackdown's roster needs him.

I'm angry that the WWE released Justin Credible and Raven... Both guys are amazing talents, as their ECW days can prove. I don't think Vinnie Mac gave the guys a fair chance.

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:47 AM

Oh yes... Jazz is someone I wouldn't even wanna listen to jazz music with either... it might make her think it's her entrance song and think it's wrestle time.

Anyway... Ms. Canada just might be like her fellow Canandian, Benoit, and miss a tooth... though I wish that won't happen. And maybe Victoria will lose more than her mind...

Though I wish them luck in surviving through Jazz. And yes, RhYno returned. Just in case you missed it, he's teamed up with "the Rabid Wolverine" and both are undefeated in tag matches (2-0). RhYno has been my all-time favorite ever since I joined the UCF. When I joined that Efed... I had to think of a character that would represent my the future World Champ... and thought: tables + hardcore + unstoppable = ? And it just so happened that RhYno was the answer.

Oh... and yeah, Vinnie Mac did screw over Credible badly. And Raven was rising as well... why would he release him when he had a thing going?

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 01:50 AM

I'm 5'7. And I heard Rey once say he was 5'4, actually it was right before a match with Nash on Nitro. I think Vinnie Mac has inflated Rey Rey's height to 5'6 just to give him that little extra bit of credibility.

By the way, one of my favorite Kevin Nash matches was at WCW UnCensored 1999, against Rey Rey. Some of my favorite spots in the match:

Nash picks Rey up over his head by the throat, then gives him an inverted atomic drop (drops him crotch-first on his knee). That had to hurt.

Nash sets Rey up in the corner and goes for the "get the guy in frame, crotch chop then give him a back elbow"... but Rey's too short, so Nash sits Rey up on the post itself, THEN does the move, knocking Rey ten feet to the floor.

Nash picks Rey up for the JackKnife Power Bomb and tosses him halfway across the ring. Rey Rey is in the air for almost three full seconds before impact. Anything with that much hang time oughta have a stewardess and an in-flight movie. (rimshot)

Now if Nash had been able to do stuff like that, SuperShredder woulda *killed* the Turtles. You just can't stop Kevin Nash. You can't mess with guys that are 7 feet tall, wear leather pants, and look a lot like Jesus.

And my girlfriend has a crush on Stacy. So do I, but I'm a guy.

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:53 AM

Victoria is so cool. I love her current gimmick, and she's got awesome ring skills. I'm glad the WWE made her train for two years before calling her up. Now she's showing how much her hard work paid off.

Benoit and Rhyno are an awesome duo. Benoit's got the technical skills, while Rhyno has raw power. Great combination. You RP as Rhyno on your efed??

I feel bad for Justin. First he was the Man Of War, then he was X-Pac's follower in X-Factor. The poor guy was never given a chance to really shine. If they re-united the Impact Players, I'm sure he and Lance would've been a force to be reckoned with.

And poor Raven... I loved how he got a lot of mic time when he first debuted, where he basically played his ECW gimmick. Then he got thrown around a bit, and just when it looked like he had something going for him, WWE lets him go. 'Tis sad, really.

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 01:56 AM

Oy! I didn't see your post, Sean! I haven't seen the Nash/Mysterio match you're talking about, but the bumps Rey Rey took sound painful.

I need to find a copy of that PPV and check it out.

Rey's only 5' 4"?? Y'mean I'm taller than him?

There's somethin' new... I always thought he was 5' 6". Heh. It doesn't matter. He's still my favorite luchadore of all time.

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:56 AM

HAHA... all of those were great moments... I laughed at the one where he set Mysterio on the turnbuckle itself... pretty funny there. And the powerbomb to mysterio should've hurt. As for your girlfriend having a crush on Stacy...

i am mostly confrused (yes... i mispelled it intentionally). You're girlfriend likes a girl? I can understand you liking her... who doesn't... lucky Test.

Speaking of which, Test was in my hometown!!! It was shown on RAW when he was with the scantilly clad women... Gainesville, FL... where I live!!! YAY... and Ric Flair knows this town so well, he practically kisses up to it. When he's in Gainesville, he goes Gator-rific!!!

Had to add that.

*R-iZZy* · 03-10-2003, 01:58 AM

Yeah... Rey Rey has to be one of the best luchadors of all-time. I never saw his dad though... but I loved ECW luchadors. I truly love the ECW RVD more than the WWF RVD. He was not perdictable... but he is in WWF... just a thought I had to add in.

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 02:00 AM

I'm just glad he aint hangin' out with Konnan anymore. I hated when they wore those stupid baggy overalls, Konnan in blue and Rey in red... I started calling them the Super Barrio Brothers in honor of Mario and Luigi. And Rey Rey doing gang symbols and yelling "West Siiiiiiide!" all the time? Ugh.

I don't have a favorite Luchador per se, but Kidman's always been my favorite Cruiserweight. I know it wasn't your fault you attacked Hogan, Kidman. That horrible Russo made you do it. I understand completely. You weren't in control of your actions. I forgive you.

Of course, that time Hogan picked him up over his head and tossed him in a dumpster, then rammed it with a humvee, was pretty f***in' funny.

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 02:03 AM

Just to clarify, my girlfriend isn't bi (so she SAYS... I say there's more evidence by the day, but anyway...), but she appreciates good-looking women.

Then again, she also came with me to a house show and during a Dudley Boyz/APA match, she took my binoculars and watched STACY the entire time, citing how cute she looked in leather shorts.

And if there's a hot girl on tv and I'm not looking, she hits me until I do.

And she gets distracted by girls with large... assets.

And she used to watch Xena.

Hmm... I think I gotta have a long talk with her....

Oh, and I'm also a fan of Test now, because he said on some radio show recently that Stacy is "a screamer". Lucky bastard.

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 02:06 AM

Woah!! Test was in your town?? That's pretty cool. Have you been to any of the shows there, Ninja Nin?

I agree with the whole Konnan thing. I really never liked that guy, and I hated how Rey Mysterio got stuck with the guy. Yeah, Kidman's my favorite cruiserweight, too. That guy has incredible talent. I'm glad he joined the filthy animals, so that he and Rey could team up instead of Rey and Konnan.

I thought the Hogan/Kidman fued was weird. It was interesting (because it was so radically different), but it just didn't deliever. I remember when WCW tried shaking up their programming... Didn't help much, but it did provide some cool matches.

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 02:22 AM

Nothing beats the time at Spring Stampede I think it was, when Kidman wrestled Vampiro in a match in the tournament for the U.S. Title. Mid-match, Hogan's black Dodge Charger skids to a stop in the backstage area, and Hogan gets out and heads to the ring. On the way, he delivers the single funniest improv line in wrestling history as he passes by a backstage hand...

"DON'T TOUCH MY DAMN CAR, EITHER!!"

Then he goes to the ring, beats the DOG outta Kidman, tosses him like a dart into the post, climbs up on the steps, grabs Kidman by the throat and literally SLAMS him on the announcers table... AND IT DOESN'T BREAK!!! Kidman is DEAD. So Hogan picks him up and DOES IT AGAIN! Then he tosses him back in the ring so Vampiro, looking scared as hell, can pin him.

Hogan then storms backstage and kicks in every dressing room door he passes in his search for Eric Bischoff. He finally finds him, and from the look on Eric's face, Bischoff looks for all the world like he wet his pants. He throws a REAL chair at Hogan, who shrugs it aside and grabs Bischoff by the throat, screaming 'I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASS ALIVE!" Suddenly like 8 million cops burst in, Vince Russo behind him, and they PULL THEIR GUNS on Hogan! They cuff Hogan and drag him out while Bischoff screams "Don't cuff him, SHOOT HIM!"

I swear, it was the funniest thing I ever saw. I have my tape permanently set to that spot. And people wonder why I love wrestling?

**GK Punk** · 03-10-2003, 04:27 AM

Damn, I can't believe I missed a thread that ended in WWE talk... I am all about WWE.....

03-10-2003, 01:18 AM	#183
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Darn. Everyone is taller than me. slinks back to the shadows __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:20 AM	#184
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	LOL... come on Azure...... tell us your height........ you got my attention. If you're shorter than 5'1'', then I am itching to know. __________________

03-10-2003, 01:22 AM	#185
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Nah, I'm taller than 5' 1", but I'm still short. I'm 5' 6" (the same height as Rey Mysterio Jr.!). __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:25 AM	#186
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	HAHA... maybe you can 619 me or something. I'm the height of Stacy Keibler (yowza)... geez, that's a tall lady. Anyway... now I know that you are the height of the coolest vertically challenge luchador in the world (he's not really vertically challenged... is he?)!!! __________________

03-10-2003, 01:34 AM	#187
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Rey Mysterio rules!! I don't think he's vertically challenged... He can certainly hurt people. And hey, he did defeat Kevin Nash on Nitro once, and Super Shredder is one tall dude! (don'tcha just love how I tied in wrestling with TMNT there? ) You're the same height as Stacy?? Wow. Now there's one of my favorite divas. Too bad she can't wrestle as well as Trish. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:38 AM	#188
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	HAHA... I know. If only Stacy could do more than cartwheels and spinkicks. Oh well... and yes, I LOVED how you tied wrestling with Ninja Turtles... ingenious. And Trish just might get hers against Jazz. I keep thinking of Jazz from ECW, she was tough! And my all-time favorite wrestler... RhYno!!!!!! has returned on SmackDown! Yeah! ECW has me loving all wrestlers from there... though I'm ticked they fired Raven along with Justin Credible and Godfather. That sucks... but they were demeaning Justin Credible's character. But I miss Raven... __________________

03-10-2003, 01:41 AM	#189
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	A compliment! Thank you, thank you. bows Oh yeah, Jazz is one tough lady! I wouldn't wanna mess with her. Looks like Trish and Victoria have got some major competition. I can't believe I missed Rhyno's return!! Gah! I was busy writing an essay that night, so I couldn't watch Smackdown. But I'm glad he's back. Smackdown's roster needs him. I'm angry that the WWE released Justin Credible and Raven... Both guys are amazing talents, as their ECW days can prove. I don't think Vinnie Mac gave the guys a fair chance. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:47 AM	#190
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	Oh yes... Jazz is someone I wouldn't even wanna listen to jazz music with either... it might make her think it's her entrance song and think it's wrestle time. Anyway... Ms. Canada just might be like her fellow Canandian, Benoit, and miss a tooth... though I wish that won't happen. And maybe Victoria will lose more than her mind... Though I wish them luck in surviving through Jazz. And yes, RhYno returned. Just in case you missed it, he's teamed up with "the Rabid Wolverine" and both are undefeated in tag matches (2-0). RhYno has been my all-time favorite ever since I joined the UCF. When I joined that Efed... I had to think of a character that would represent my the future World Champ... and thought: tables + hardcore + unstoppable = ? And it just so happened that RhYno was the answer. Oh... and yeah, Vinnie Mac did screw over Credible badly. And Raven was rising as well... why would he release him when he had a thing going? __________________

03-10-2003, 01:50 AM	#191
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'm 5'7. And I heard Rey once say he was 5'4, actually it was right before a match with Nash on Nitro. I think Vinnie Mac has inflated Rey Rey's height to 5'6 just to give him that little extra bit of credibility. By the way, one of my favorite Kevin Nash matches was at WCW UnCensored 1999, against Rey Rey. Some of my favorite spots in the match: Nash picks Rey up over his head by the throat, then gives him an inverted atomic drop (drops him crotch-first on his knee). That had to hurt. Nash sets Rey up in the corner and goes for the "get the guy in frame, crotch chop then give him a back elbow"... but Rey's too short, so Nash sits Rey up on the post itself, THEN does the move, knocking Rey ten feet to the floor. Nash picks Rey up for the JackKnife Power Bomb and tosses him halfway across the ring. Rey Rey is in the air for almost three full seconds before impact. Anything with that much hang time oughta have a stewardess and an in-flight movie. (rimshot) Now if Nash had been able to do stuff like that, SuperShredder woulda killed the Turtles. You just can't stop Kevin Nash. You can't mess with guys that are 7 feet tall, wear leather pants, and look a lot like Jesus. And my girlfriend has a crush on Stacy. So do I, but I'm a guy.

03-10-2003, 01:53 AM	#192
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Victoria is so cool. I love her current gimmick, and she's got awesome ring skills. I'm glad the WWE made her train for two years before calling her up. Now she's showing how much her hard work paid off. Benoit and Rhyno are an awesome duo. Benoit's got the technical skills, while Rhyno has raw power. Great combination. You RP as Rhyno on your efed?? I feel bad for Justin. First he was the Man Of War, then he was X-Pac's follower in X-Factor. The poor guy was never given a chance to really shine. If they re-united the Impact Players, I'm sure he and Lance would've been a force to be reckoned with. And poor Raven... I loved how he got a lot of mic time when he first debuted, where he basically played his ECW gimmick. Then he got thrown around a bit, and just when it looked like he had something going for him, WWE lets him go. 'Tis sad, really. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:56 AM	#193
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Oy! I didn't see your post, Sean! I haven't seen the Nash/Mysterio match you're talking about, but the bumps Rey Rey took sound painful. I need to find a copy of that PPV and check it out. Rey's only 5' 4"?? Y'mean I'm taller than him? There's somethin' new... I always thought he was 5' 6". Heh. It doesn't matter. He's still my favorite luchadore of all time. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 01:56 AM	#194
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	HAHA... all of those were great moments... I laughed at the one where he set Mysterio on the turnbuckle itself... pretty funny there. And the powerbomb to mysterio should've hurt. As for your girlfriend having a crush on Stacy... i am mostly confrused (yes... i mispelled it intentionally). You're girlfriend likes a girl? I can understand you liking her... who doesn't... lucky Test. Speaking of which, Test was in my hometown!!! It was shown on RAW when he was with the scantilly clad women... Gainesville, FL... where I live!!! YAY... and Ric Flair knows this town so well, he practically kisses up to it. When he's in Gainesville, he goes Gator-rific!!! Had to add that. __________________

03-10-2003, 01:58 AM	#195
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	Yeah... Rey Rey has to be one of the best luchadors of all-time. I never saw his dad though... but I loved ECW luchadors. I truly love the ECW RVD more than the WWF RVD. He was not perdictable... but he is in WWF... just a thought I had to add in. __________________

03-10-2003, 02:00 AM	#196
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'm just glad he aint hangin' out with Konnan anymore. I hated when they wore those stupid baggy overalls, Konnan in blue and Rey in red... I started calling them the Super Barrio Brothers in honor of Mario and Luigi. And Rey Rey doing gang symbols and yelling "West Siiiiiiide!" all the time? Ugh. I don't have a favorite Luchador per se, but Kidman's always been my favorite Cruiserweight. I know it wasn't your fault you attacked Hogan, Kidman. That horrible Russo made you do it. I understand completely. You weren't in control of your actions. I forgive you. Of course, that time Hogan picked him up over his head and tossed him in a dumpster, then rammed it with a humvee, was pretty f***in' funny.

03-10-2003, 02:03 AM	#197
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Just to clarify, my girlfriend isn't bi (so she SAYS... I say there's more evidence by the day, but anyway...), but she appreciates good-looking women. Then again, she also came with me to a house show and during a Dudley Boyz/APA match, she took my binoculars and watched STACY the entire time, citing how cute she looked in leather shorts. And if there's a hot girl on tv and I'm not looking, she hits me until I do. And she gets distracted by girls with large... assets. And she used to watch Xena. Hmm... I think I gotta have a long talk with her.... Oh, and I'm also a fan of Test now, because he said on some radio show recently that Stacy is "a screamer". Lucky bastard.

03-10-2003, 02:06 AM	#198
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Woah!! Test was in your town?? That's pretty cool. Have you been to any of the shows there, Ninja Nin? I agree with the whole Konnan thing. I really never liked that guy, and I hated how Rey Mysterio got stuck with the guy. Yeah, Kidman's my favorite cruiserweight, too. That guy has incredible talent. I'm glad he joined the filthy animals, so that he and Rey could team up instead of Rey and Konnan. I thought the Hogan/Kidman fued was weird. It was interesting (because it was so radically different), but it just didn't deliever. I remember when WCW tried shaking up their programming... Didn't help much, but it did provide some cool matches. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 02:22 AM	#199
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Nothing beats the time at Spring Stampede I think it was, when Kidman wrestled Vampiro in a match in the tournament for the U.S. Title. Mid-match, Hogan's black Dodge Charger skids to a stop in the backstage area, and Hogan gets out and heads to the ring. On the way, he delivers the single funniest improv line in wrestling history as he passes by a backstage hand... "DON'T TOUCH MY DAMN CAR, EITHER!!" Then he goes to the ring, beats the DOG outta Kidman, tosses him like a dart into the post, climbs up on the steps, grabs Kidman by the throat and literally SLAMS him on the announcers table... AND IT DOESN'T BREAK!!! Kidman is DEAD. So Hogan picks him up and DOES IT AGAIN! Then he tosses him back in the ring so Vampiro, looking scared as hell, can pin him. Hogan then storms backstage and kicks in every dressing room door he passes in his search for Eric Bischoff. He finally finds him, and from the look on Eric's face, Bischoff looks for all the world like he wet his pants. He throws a REAL chair at Hogan, who shrugs it aside and grabs Bischoff by the throat, screaming 'I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASS ALIVE!" Suddenly like 8 million cops burst in, Vince Russo behind him, and they PULL THEIR GUNS on Hogan! They cuff Hogan and drag him out while Bischoff screams "Don't cuff him, SHOOT HIM!" I swear, it was the funniest thing I ever saw. I have my tape permanently set to that spot. And people wonder why I love wrestling?

03-10-2003, 04:27 AM	#200
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Damn, I can't believe I missed a thread that ended in WWE talk... I am all about WWE.....