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Foot Elite
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The chair it had no legs
No seat, no back but I just sat ignoring little things like that. -- by someone from my childhood. (not me) but one of my faves. i'd write something original up here, but the board of health made me promise to never write poetry again. The last time I did, it caused seizures. |
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Sister to the TMNT
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I wrote this for a project my senior year. I forget what type of poem it is, but frankly, I don't care.
The site I love to see the most, Upon the beach, along the coast: Ranks of reptiles marching by. Turtle mothers, come to bare* Legions of tiny miracles -- Eggs, by the thousands. *sp? |
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Without a doubt I am a clout without a clue nothing to do so I must bid you Adieu and wander to the loo' another poem made up on the spot
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*takes a seat and sips his coffee*
Ah... I love poetry time at the local cafe.
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Foot Elite
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<taps the microphone... --bop--bop-->
UNAPPRECIATED: Let us all sing the Praises of the Pancreas It has never been an organ of distinction Yet it functions day by day In a most convenient way But it never gets the glory that the Liver gets. amen. <bows head in respect> <leaves stage.> |
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*appears in black outfit, with black artists' beret, and a mocha double amaretto latte chococchino with a white froth top*
Jive... |
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Mango Lovin' Mutant
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*watches Kya leave the stage*
That was thought provoking. *does a small clap with his hands* G'nah!! I forgot my beret at home!
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Here *tosses Azure a black beret*
I usually carry an extra...wanna join me? *another mocha double amaretto latte chococcino appears on the table* ((geez, i'm surprised i could say that twice...!)) |
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Foot Elite
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it's ok, mi chiquito <kya sits in the booth w/ Machias and Azure and wraps an arm around his shoulders.> I've got a spare... She drops a black beret on his head.
<smiles> see, I'm not so bad. <sips a whip cream covered hot cocoa> it'll be your turn soon... |
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Mango Lovin' Mutant
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Ooh!! Two black berets! Gracias, mis amigas bonitas!
*puts them both on* I am so hip.
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yup, NICE HIPS... so hip... <gives him a peck on the cheek> you're such a cutie! |
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yeah, everyone says that about him...
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i had a tshirt like you when I was little.
'hypercolor' it was blue most of the time, but anywhere your touched it, it turned RED. does that work on you chiquito? |
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you sure...?
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poor azure... there's hotlines you can call to get away from abuse like that. |
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It's not abuse. It's harassment. No, wait, we can get sued for that...
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Foot Elite
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if it's not abuse or harrassment, IT MUST BE LOVE!!!
or gas. |
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