Corrupt a Wish

[DarkFell]

Granted but instead of getting horses, you get a ranch full of rowdy male centaurs. If you know anything about male centaurs, they love to give chase to pretty young women that run from them because the thrill of the chase excites them so. Unless you possess a large storage of wine at your ranch, you will definitely be kept busy fending yourself from your troublesome company.

Since its still my birthday for another 22 minutes (currently 11:38 PM), I wish for cake.

[AT-Man]

Originally Posted by DarkFell

Since its still my birthday for another 22 minutes (currently 11:38 PM), I wish for cake.

Here's a urinal cake.


I wish I had my own elephant.

[Jephael]

Granted, but it eats all the grass on your front lawn and takes an enormous crap in your neighbor's driveway.

I wish I had the ability to grow and shrink at will.

[Utrommaniac]

Have you not seen what happens to people who shrink in movies? By will or not? Terrible things happen. You befriend an ant who dies five minutes later protecting you from a spider! You lose your best friend in the tiny world!

I wish I could make Turkish Delight properly

[Foombamaroom]

Originally Posted by Utrommaniac

Have you not seen what happens to people who shrink in movies? By will or not? Terrible things happen. You befriend an ant who dies five minutes later protecting you from a spider! You lose your best friend in the tiny world!

I wish I could make Turkish Delight properly

Granted, but you cannot cook anything else properly. Have fun, mate.

I wish Godzilla 1998 was never made.

[Utrommaniac]

It is now Gamera 1998! Same story, different monster, more obnoxious children who think he's a good guy even though it has killed hundreds of innocent people!

I wish to be AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE.

[Jephael]

You get everything that goes with it: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space!

I wish Wal-Mart would tripple my hourly salary!

[Utrommaniac]

You get three times the obnoxious customers. The worst kind of obnoxious customer.

I wish for an oscar-meyer weiner

[Etsyturtle2]

Granted but the Weiner grows two little "legs".

I wish that I had all the new movie toys and vintage toys.

[Jephael]

Granted, but they're all made out of ground chicken, inspired from those freaky Teen Titans statues some crazy fan made out of meat.

I wish I could transform into Bill Murray circa 1984 and quote Ghostbusters lines while at work.

[Bigfoot]

Granted: But then you become "that one guy" no one ever wants to be around.

I wish to have... Your mom!

[Foombamaroom]

Originally Posted by Bigfoot

Granted: But then you become "that one guy" no one ever wants to be around.

I wish to have... Your mom!

Granted. The corpse is all yours.

I wish Dark Souls 4 would come out soon.

[Electric]

Granted, however, only one copy is sold. You must fight for it in an online bidding war with the entire world. Good luck.


I wish I could do a backflip.

[Foombamaroom]

Originally Posted by Electric

Granted, however, only one copy is sold. You must fight for it in an online bidding war with the entire world. Good luck.


I wish I could do a backflip.

You mother--
Granted. But you can never walk again. Only flip.

I wish Arrow could become good again.

[Mew]

Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

You mother--
Granted. But you can never walk again. Only flip.

I wish Arrow could become good again.

Granted, but it's good for one episode, then the quality decreases incredibly.

I wish I had some strawberry ice cream.

[Electric]

Granted, you have it. Only you cannot eat it, as you just became lactose intolerant.


I wish I could go see Suicide Squad today.

[Foombamaroom]

Originally Posted by Electric

Granted, you have it. Only you cannot eat it, as you just became lactose intolerant.


I wish I could go see Suicide Squad today.

Granted, but you get stuck between two families who talk throughout the ENTIRE movie, and you can barely hear what the hell is happening.

I wish that I could come up with a good title for my custom rank title.

[Electric]

granted. You think of the perfect one. However, the forum changes its rules in that you now need twice as many posts for a custom rank.


I wish I wasn't getting sick.

[Mew]

Originally Posted by Electric

granted. You think of the perfect one. However, the forum changes its rules in that you now need twice as many posts for a custom rank.


I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Granted, but you get sick a day after you feel just fine.

I wish I wasn't banned on Miiverse.

[AT-Man]

Originally Posted by Mew

I wish I wasn't banned on Miiverse.

Granted, but everyone else is banned, and they know it's your fault.

I wish I could motivate myself better.