What I REALLY hate about Christmas! - Page 2

**Jo Dawn** · 12-23-2005, 04:47 PM

Aww, hehe.

*hugs* I love ya, Volt!!

Though, you know... you can raise your children all old-fashioned like... Tell 'em electronics come with age.

Then you can keep it for yourself. Hehe.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-23-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

Yeah, right. First off, our children will be competition, not allies in the holiday struggle. They'll want the video games and electronics we so greatly desire. At first they won't pose much of a threat...but they get older...and hit harder.

Soon we'll have to bring a gun to Christmas morning to make sure we keep order. Eventually, they'll wise up, and want a gun for Christmas, too.

It's going to be pandemonium, guys. We're going to create our own undoing...

Assuming girls ever talk to us.

Wise words my friend. Fortunately I keep a shotgun for when little cousins visit us on Christmas.

*goes out to buy bullets*

12-23-2005, 04:47 PM	#21
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Aww, hehe. hugs I love ya, Volt!! Though, you know... you can raise your children all old-fashioned like... Tell 'em electronics come with age. Then you can keep it for yourself. Hehe. __________________