The Thread Dedicated to Terrible, Horrible, Down Right Crappy Movies

[Jo Dawn]

Hehe, Mac and Me... I remember that.

As for MST3K Bad-Goodness... The best episode ever is The Final Sacrifice.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Doctor Strange

Everyone should give "Mac and Me" a try. It's an E.T. ripoff sponsored by McDonalds and Coca Cola.

HAHAHAHA! "Mac is sick!" "Quick give him a Coke!" F*cking hilarious. I used to be scared sh*tless of Mac's parents. Tall, nude, huge heads and poppy eyes. Between Coca Cola as a life source and how creepy the aliens look in that movie, A+.

[Jester]

I may have to find this one... Maltin gave it *1/2...that's pretty low.

[Anarky]

While we're talking about Mac and Me... Yes, the film is pretty bad.

Another crappy movie that is actually quite enjoyable due to its trash-factor: Double Dragon. I especially love the name Geistman.

[cowabunga14]

I'd say Wing Commander is the worst movie I've seen. I pretended to like it that night when I watched it with my dad. It sucks so much that I wouldn't watch it again if my life depended on it.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Anarky

While we're talking about Mac and Me... Yes, the film is pretty bad.

AHHHHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my dear lord. I have it watch that now. I know I have the VHS around here somewhere.

[Spitfire]

I went to see the Italian Job once and there were no seats so our tickets didn't go to waste we ducked into the next theater over...the movie was Dumb and Dumber-er god that was terrible.

Robots was also unbearably bad, but I saw that by choice so I could make fun it with some friends*Cheap theaters*

Alexander...I don't know what Stone was thinking when he made this piece of **** but it was so bad I wanted to walk out, I don't know what kept me there. I had paid to see a movie and I already wasted enough of my life on it I guess I had to see the stupid disappointing ending.

I could list more I'm sure but those are the stand outs.

[LogicDonny]

Mac and me.. I loved that movie as akid.. Want to own it on Dvd just for teh sheer greatness of how crappy it is.

Here's a great crappy movie.

Street fighter. Awesome bad movie.. So funny I laughed how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wZ9nCu8_4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IJ8cz292k

[Mr. Snackpants]

Two movies my roomates watch last night....Eurotrip and Beerfest.

They have the worst taste in movies, obviously. I could hear the movies playing from my room and...holy sh*t it was annoying the hell out of me.

[Ecto Jedi]

Originally Posted by Roseangelo

Aside from all the MST3K movies I could list, Deep Blue Sea is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

What??? That movie was great!

[Roseangelo]

Originally Posted by Ecto Jedi

What??? That movie was great!

Nooooo way! When the best moment of a movie is Samuel L. Jackson being eaten by a shark, you are NOT looking at a good movie! LL Cool J managed to make the movie tolerable, but otherwise it was Jurassic Park underwater and not in a good way.

[Warhorse]

Hmmm, since you are all talking about shark movies, I thought Jaws Revenge really sucked, especially compared to the first one!

What about listing movies that aren't crappy, but they were so disturbing, you can't bring yourself to watch it again?

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Warhorse

What about listing movies that aren't crappy, but they were so disturbing, you can't bring yourself to watch it again?

Here's one, Jarhead. That part where the dude gets a videotape of his favourite movie from his wife, only to have it turn into a homemade porno of her and the next door neighbor...damn. There was just this ridiculously tense quietness in the theater. Something I've never experienced before in my life. That was really disturbing to me. I can't watch that movie anymore because of it.

[Warhorse]

Oh, I know a crappy and disturbing movie. Showgirls. Saw two seconds of it and turned it off ASAP!

[Jester]

I couldn't stand Jarhead...just kinda boring to me.

[DrSpengler]

Here are a few reviews I wrote for some of the worst movies I've ever seen:

Traxx

Troll 2

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare

Leprechaun 2


Other honorable mentions:

Yor, Hunter of the Future
R.O.T.O.R.

[Peanut]

Dude, love your reviews. I enjoy reading horrible movie reviews and you've got that special something that makes reading them very entertaining. I ask for more.

[Spitfire]

Haha I gota see Rock n’ Roll Nightmare now. That looks like everything lame about that genre of music back then all rolled into one thing.

[Ra]

Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Robots was also unbearably bad, but I saw that by choice so I could make fun it with some friends*Cheap theaters*

YES! Finally, I meet someone who agrees with me. I was forced to watch the entire thing through computers. Everyone was laughing their heads off except for me...thank god I had a music lesson then... *shudders*

Another one I had just thought of the other night was "Over the Hedge". Yeah, I just hate pure CGI main-stream movies that are meant for kids It just seemed a bit...dry, I guess. A few of the gags were okay, but other than that, I should have been using my time drawing or making paper hats for people. Besides, any movie with the voice of Avril Lavine in it just HAS to be bad in my opinion

[That Matt Guy]

Originally Posted by Anarky

While we're talking about Mac and Me... Yes, the film is pretty bad.

YES! That's about as funny as the scene where the main character rolls off a HUGE cliff in his wheelchair.