TMNT Quoting - Page 2

*Magdolin* · 05-03-2007, 05:51 PM

[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13.
Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude.
Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place!
Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 02:54 PM

Raphael: And quick! We're shrinking faster than a pair of cheap underwear!

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 03:04 PM

Raph: Don't you fellas know I never work without a net!

Raph: Well what do ya know, a flying rhino.

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 03:06 PM

Krang: If I had hands, they'd be sweating in anticipation!

Kalla (is that how you spell her name?): I'm in sync with the way you think!

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 03:10 PM

Donatello: Hey Shred Head! Shred you're way out of this!
Shredder: Gladly! Have dough-net!

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 03:13 PM

Shredder: If I told you two idiots, you'd fail to comprehend. So why bother?
Bebop: He's right. Dis book ain't got no pitures.

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 03:15 PM

Shredder: Aha! The key to the other realms!
Bebop: What's a key doin' in a book?

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 03:17 PM

Shredder: My name is Shredder, and I love all living things. *dripping with sarcasm*

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 03:24 PM

April: I'd invite you all in, but All I have to offer you guys is uh...frozen pizza.
Mikey: Let's go for it!
Don: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pizza?
Don/Mikey: Doesn't everybody?

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 03:27 PM

Leo: Shredder! You've gotta listen to reason!

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 03:30 PM

Raph: Leo, if you dragged us out here for nothin'...
Don: Don't worry! I came perpared!
Leo: Put those away! Consentrate, consentrate hard.

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 03:46 PM

Raph: What Russian novel, embracing over 500 characters, was set in the Napoleanic wars?
Don: War and Peace.

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 06:43 PM

Mikey: Guys! Guys! I got the answer to all are houseing problems, time share...
Don: Not quite ripe yet.

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 06:44 PM

Leonardo: I only have one thought! This guy knows where Splinter is!
Shredder: Ah, the rat. It has a name. ..It had a name!
Leonardo: You lie!
Shredder: Do I?

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 06:46 PM

Mikey: Score: Turtles two! Bad guys: zippo!

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 07:41 PM

those two thugs from classic tmnt:
Thug 1: Dis shore has been a slow day! we ain't mugged nobody for a whole half hour!
thug 2: relax, pal. Some poor sucker's bound to show up.
*shredder comes through a portal*
Shredder: Oh, where am I..?
Thug 1: I got a better question, like how much money you got in that stupid costume a yours?!
Shredder: Of course. I'm in the big apple.
Shredder: Bebop, rocksteady! Foot soldiers! destroy these fools!
thug 1: That ol' trick!? Forget it pal,. it won't work!
Shredder: Foot soldiers? Did you not hear my command?
thug 2: now just hand over your dough.
shredder: I'll just have to handle this myself! *slices through tree branch*
Shredder: now! what were you saying about money?
Thug 1: we were sayin', here, if you ain't got any, take ours!
thug 2: yeah, and have a n-n-nice day!

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 08:15 PM

Casey Jones: This is great. First it was the farm that time forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.

Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
All: COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

Mr. Leon · 05-04-2007, 08:36 PM

Raph: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?

*Magdolin* · 05-04-2007, 08:40 PM

Leo: Guys! He's awake! Bring food! BRING SOME FOOD!

Chase · 05-04-2007, 08:44 PM

Donatello: Oh I get it. You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy.

05-03-2007, 05:51 PM	#21
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	[Shredder just showed up] Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is? Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener. Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13. Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude. Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place! Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 02:54 PM	#22
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Raphael: And quick! We're shrinking faster than a pair of cheap underwear! __________________

05-04-2007, 03:04 PM	#23
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Raph: Don't you fellas know I never work without a net! Raph: Well what do ya know, a flying rhino. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 03:06 PM	#24
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Krang: If I had hands, they'd be sweating in anticipation! Kalla (is that how you spell her name?): I'm in sync with the way you think! __________________

05-04-2007, 03:10 PM	#25
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Donatello: Hey Shred Head! Shred you're way out of this! Shredder: Gladly! Have dough-net! __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 03:13 PM	#26
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Shredder: If I told you two idiots, you'd fail to comprehend. So why bother? Bebop: He's right. Dis book ain't got no pitures. __________________

05-04-2007, 03:15 PM	#27
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Shredder: Aha! The key to the other realms! Bebop: What's a key doin' in a book? __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 03:17 PM	#28
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Shredder: My name is Shredder, and I love all living things. dripping with sarcasm __________________

05-04-2007, 03:24 PM	#29
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	April: I'd invite you all in, but All I have to offer you guys is uh...frozen pizza. Mikey: Let's go for it! Don: You said the magic word. April: You guys eat pizza? Don/Mikey: Doesn't everybody? __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 03:27 PM	#30
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Leo: Shredder! You've gotta listen to reason! __________________

05-04-2007, 03:30 PM	#31
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Raph: Leo, if you dragged us out here for nothin'... Don: Don't worry! I came perpared! Leo: Put those away! Consentrate, consentrate hard. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 03:46 PM	#32
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Raph: What Russian novel, embracing over 500 characters, was set in the Napoleanic wars? Don: War and Peace. __________________

05-04-2007, 06:43 PM	#33
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Mikey: Guys! Guys! I got the answer to all are houseing problems, time share... Don: Not quite ripe yet. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 06:44 PM	#34
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Leonardo: I only have one thought! This guy knows where Splinter is! Shredder: Ah, the rat. It has a name. ..It had a name! Leonardo: You lie! Shredder: Do I? __________________

05-04-2007, 06:46 PM	#35
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Mikey: Score: Turtles two! Bad guys: zippo! __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 07:41 PM	#36
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	those two thugs from classic tmnt: Thug 1: Dis shore has been a slow day! we ain't mugged nobody for a whole half hour! thug 2: relax, pal. Some poor sucker's bound to show up. shredder comes through a portal Shredder: Oh, where am I..? Thug 1: I got a better question, like how much money you got in that stupid costume a yours?! Shredder: Of course. I'm in the big apple. Shredder: Bebop, rocksteady! Foot soldiers! destroy these fools! thug 1: That ol' trick!? Forget it pal,. it won't work! Shredder: Foot soldiers? Did you not hear my command? thug 2: now just hand over your dough. shredder: I'll just have to handle this myself! slices through tree branch Shredder: now! what were you saying about money? Thug 1: we were sayin', here, if you ain't got any, take ours! thug 2: yeah, and have a n-n-nice day! __________________

05-04-2007, 08:15 PM	#37
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Casey Jones: This is great. First it was the farm that time forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh? [Foot Soldiers broke in through windows] Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. Leonardo: We were awesome! Michaelangelo: Bodacious! Raphael: Bitchin'! Donatello: Uh... Michaelangelo: Gnarly! Leonardo: Radical! Raphael: Totally tubular, dude! Michaelangelo: Wicked! Leonardo: Hellacious! Donatello: Uh, mega... Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga. All: COWABUNGA! Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 08:36 PM	#38
Mr. Leon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planet: 0X-9904 Posts: 203	Raph: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here? __________________

05-04-2007, 08:40 PM	#39
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Leo: Guys! He's awake! Bring food! BRING SOME FOOD! __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

05-04-2007, 08:44 PM	#40
Chase Thug Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CA Posts: 54	Donatello: Oh I get it. You're a claustrophobic. Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy. __________________ Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Ninja Vanish