Los Angeles looney...errr politician seeks to ban Fast Food - Page 2

*KROW* · 07-31-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Fast Food is the evil and must be destroyed. Thank you government for taking away my right to choose for myself to be a fat tub, by making sure I eat a well balanced diet consisting of 1 bowl of Special K and a bran muffin....

Next, we're putting Little Debbie in jail and smoking out those Keebler Elves. And as for that Wonka fellow, he better have a good lawyer stowed somewhere in that factory. After that, we're heading to Hershey, Pennsylvania to find the secret hideout of the all-powerful and enigmatic sweet-tooth terrorist known only as the Hostess.

*Warhorse* · 08-02-2008, 08:27 PM

I keep telling people and telling them, Demolition Man the movie will become a reality! Remember. If it's not healthy for you, like processed sugars, salts, fats etc, then it was illegal.

It was also illegal to swear and to share bodily fluids, such as kissing and sex. Hell, in that movie, Arnold Schwartzenegger was president. He's Governor now, I could see the White House making exceptions for foriegn born citizens to pursue a presidential path.

08-02-2008, 08:27 PM	#22
Warhorse Emperor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 5,544	I keep telling people and telling them, Demolition Man the movie will become a reality! Remember. If it's not healthy for you, like processed sugars, salts, fats etc, then it was illegal. It was also illegal to swear and to share bodily fluids, such as kissing and sex. Hell, in that movie, Arnold Schwartzenegger was president. He's Governor now, I could see the White House making exceptions for foriegn born citizens to pursue a presidential path.