From the ashes of UM... - Page 2

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 12:40 AM

WELL y'know sumthin', BROTHER! It don't matter to me WHEN you start readin' it, dude! B'cuz y'know, both you and I know, man, that this story's like a Pringles can, Jack! An' that once you pop, you just can't stop, brother! Oh yeah, brother... you can talk all you want about midterms, you can talk all you want about sleep, you can bring up every damn excuse in the book, dude! But both you and I know that this story, this one small piece of fiction, is SO important, SO powerful, that it'll forever control your destiny, man! Try all you want to deny, try all you want to ignore, but the fact of the matter is, brother, that "Legacy of the Ring" has its hooks in you, man, and there's no turnin' back now! You're one of the converted, brother, one of my disciples, one of the believers in the trainin', the prayers, an' the vitamins! So I ask you THIS, Azure Turtle, this one question, that you're gonna have to look me in the eye, face to face, and find the answer deep at the very bottom of your soul...

WHAT are YOU gonna DO, brother, when HULKAMANIA runs wild on YOU?!?!

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 12:43 AM

*applauds Sean's Hulkster impression*
I'll show you exactly what I'll do once Hulkamania runs wild.
*faints*

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 12:54 AM

((Drops the Atomic Leg Drop of Death on the unconscious Azure and covers him for the pin. That bald guy who was the nWo referee for a while appears out of thin air and counts the three, then vanishes again. Leo656 poses while "Voodoo Child" pumps through the speakers))

All the king's horses and all the king's men, brother, are no match for the awesome power of Hulkamania! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!?!

**azure turtle** · 03-10-2003, 12:58 AM

*slowly gets up and stares at Sean in shock*
Noooo!! I can't believe they made me a jobber! Beaten with only one move! Oh, the shame of it all...
*mourns his defeat*

~~Leo656~~ · 03-10-2003, 01:11 AM

Hey, brother! Don't you dare drop that chin, man! Just because you lost doesn't mean you can't be a winner, brother! You just need a little work, and just like Brutus Beefcake, Randy Savage, Hillbilly Jim, and a whole slew of other guys that just couldn't cut it on their own, you TOO can convince everyone that you're a winner! You just need a little change, brother!

First off, that color's gotta go, man! Nobody should feel blue when they're a Hulkamaniac! How about changing it to yellow, with a bright red bandana, man? Or how about some puffy red and yellow feather boas to complete the outfit? Nothing says "winner" like red and yellow feather boas, dude!

After that, you gotta get your face out there in the public eye! Do commercials! Do movies! I hear they're casting for a new 1-800-COLLECT commercial with Alf this week, and I near New Line just gave the green Light to "3 Ninjas 27"! Go, for it, man!

Stick with me, and there's no way you'll go wrong, brother!

And even if ya do, you can always carry the Hulkster's bags, dude...

Ninjajitsu · 03-12-2003, 05:55 PM

glad to see someone remembers me from UM

Quote:

i remember

**Machias Banshee** · 03-12-2003, 10:00 PM

another WWE fan i take?

*snickers at all the received emails to "Lita aka Amy D."*

Its sucks being a wrestler...

~~Leo656~~ · 03-12-2003, 10:05 PM

Well, moreso a Hogan disciple than a WWE fan. If I had my way, WCW would still be around. If nothing else, there'd be some alternative. Variety is good, the same old same old gets boring.

Regardless, I've been a Hogan disciple since Age 2 and have solemnly vowed to follow him to the ends of the earth, and so I shall. Even if it means I have to watch him job to Flex.

**azure turtle** · 03-13-2003, 01:25 AM

Aww... I'm glad Hogan decided to do one more run with the WWE. I wanna see him beat Vinnie Mac senseless.

~~Leo656~~ · 03-13-2003, 01:28 AM

I'm seriously starting to wonder if he'll EVER go away. Like we could all be 75-80 years old and Hogan's head in a pickle jar attached to the body of a Terminator might STILL be fighting Ric Flair for the World Title at Wrestlemania

**azure turtle** · 03-13-2003, 01:30 AM

LOL!! Perhaps you're right. Maybe he won't be going away... Just like Terry Funk.

Ninjajitsu · 03-22-2003, 08:03 PM

Its the hulksters power pack & raw eggs

03-10-2003, 12:43 AM	#22
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	applauds Sean's Hulkster impression I'll show you exactly what I'll do once Hulkamania runs wild. faints __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-10-2003, 12:58 AM	#24
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	slowly gets up and stares at Sean in shock Noooo!! I can't believe they made me a jobber! Beaten with only one move! Oh, the shame of it all... mourns his defeat __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-13-2003, 01:25 AM	#29
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Aww... I'm glad Hogan decided to do one more run with the WWE. I wanna see him beat Vinnie Mac senseless. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-13-2003, 01:30 AM	#31
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	LOL!! Perhaps you're right. Maybe he won't be going away... Just like Terry Funk. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-22-2003, 08:03 PM	#32
Ninjajitsu Mouser Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 9	Its the hulksters power pack & raw eggs __________________ hey

03-10-2003, 12:40 AM	#21
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	WELL y'know sumthin', BROTHER! It don't matter to me WHEN you start readin' it, dude! B'cuz y'know, both you and I know, man, that this story's like a Pringles can, Jack! An' that once you pop, you just can't stop, brother! Oh yeah, brother... you can talk all you want about midterms, you can talk all you want about sleep, you can bring up every damn excuse in the book, dude! But both you and I know that this story, this one small piece of fiction, is SO important, SO powerful, that it'll forever control your destiny, man! Try all you want to deny, try all you want to ignore, but the fact of the matter is, brother, that "Legacy of the Ring" has its hooks in you, man, and there's no turnin' back now! You're one of the converted, brother, one of my disciples, one of the believers in the trainin', the prayers, an' the vitamins! So I ask you THIS, Azure Turtle, this one question, that you're gonna have to look me in the eye, face to face, and find the answer deep at the very bottom of your soul... WHAT are YOU gonna DO, brother, when HULKAMANIA runs wild on YOU?!?!

03-10-2003, 12:54 AM	#23
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	((Drops the Atomic Leg Drop of Death on the unconscious Azure and covers him for the pin. That bald guy who was the nWo referee for a while appears out of thin air and counts the three, then vanishes again. Leo656 poses while "Voodoo Child" pumps through the speakers)) All the king's horses and all the king's men, brother, are no match for the awesome power of Hulkamania! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!?!

03-10-2003, 01:11 AM	#25
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Hey, brother! Don't you dare drop that chin, man! Just because you lost doesn't mean you can't be a winner, brother! You just need a little work, and just like Brutus Beefcake, Randy Savage, Hillbilly Jim, and a whole slew of other guys that just couldn't cut it on their own, you TOO can convince everyone that you're a winner! You just need a little change, brother! First off, that color's gotta go, man! Nobody should feel blue when they're a Hulkamaniac! How about changing it to yellow, with a bright red bandana, man? Or how about some puffy red and yellow feather boas to complete the outfit? Nothing says "winner" like red and yellow feather boas, dude! After that, you gotta get your face out there in the public eye! Do commercials! Do movies! I hear they're casting for a new 1-800-COLLECT commercial with Alf this week, and I near New Line just gave the green Light to "3 Ninjas 27"! Go, for it, man! Stick with me, and there's no way you'll go wrong, brother! And even if ya do, you can always carry the Hulkster's bags, dude...

03-12-2003, 10:00 PM	#27
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	another WWE fan i take? snickers at all the received emails to "Lita aka Amy D." Its sucks being a wrestler...

03-12-2003, 10:05 PM	#28
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Well, moreso a Hogan disciple than a WWE fan. If I had my way, WCW would still be around. If nothing else, there'd be some alternative. Variety is good, the same old same old gets boring. Regardless, I've been a Hogan disciple since Age 2 and have solemnly vowed to follow him to the ends of the earth, and so I shall. Even if it means I have to watch him job to Flex.

03-13-2003, 01:28 AM	#30
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'm seriously starting to wonder if he'll EVER go away. Like we could all be 75-80 years old and Hogan's head in a pickle jar attached to the body of a Terminator might STILL be fighting Ric Flair for the World Title at Wrestlemania