As the Forum Turns - Page 2

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 06:05 PM

DonC: And what was here reaction?

LeoC: well....

*Meanwhile, Mike finds Machias talking to Splinter and thinks. What would happen if she knew? What would happen if Raph knew? Mike felt like performing an experiment. He departed them and went to his room. there, he grabbed a piece of paper, a pen and started writing.*

~Dear Raphael,
I've wanted to talk to you about something important. You see, I've been talking to Leo, and found out something interesting. Leo and Kali have been getting together behind your back. Leonardo is in love with Kali.I hated to break this to you, cuz you dont deserve to be treated that way.
Ive also wanted to say something else. I care about you. More than Kali ever could. I love you with all my heart, and wish for us to be together. Please let me know how you feel.
Love,
Machias Banshee~

MikeyC: This is gonna be sweet!

*Mike hurried to the hall, and after making sure no one was around, slipped the letter under Raph's door and left.*

**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 06:18 PM

~Man, you ARE being evil today, aren't you?~

*Leo lifted his head out of his shell* She was kinda surprised, but at least she didn't laugh in my face. I didn't expect her to drop everything and run away with me or anything, but I just needed to tell her.
Don: And?
Leo: And she was kinda silent. That's when I kissed her.
Don: You what? Have you been using that Turtle wax again?
Leo: No, that just it! That stupid wax made me realize how I really felt.
~~~
*Kali pulled Raph's arm* Come on, I wanna see that movie.
Raph:*groan* Okay, but we're seeing it in my room. I don't like the main room, too public.
*rolls her eyes* fine. I'll go get the movie and meet you in your room.
*Raph kissed her before she left then headed for his room. He opened the door and nearly walked over the note on his floor.* What do we have here?

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 06:31 PM

~Yes i am!

~

*Machias was wandering the caves, brooding after Splinter told her not to worry about Leo's behavior, and to leave him be. She soon saw Mike walking around and decided she needed a good laugh.*

Hey Mike!

*Mike jumped slightly at her voice, and then approached her, smiling.*

MikeyC: Hey, Machias. What's up?

Not much.

MikeyC:Hmm... hey, you wanna go see Don's new gadget? Its a heater for the hottub, so we dont have to bike a marathon to get it heated up.

Cool, lets check it out.

*Mike and Machias walked over to the hottub, finding Donatello working on it once again.*

MikeyC: Hey Donnie, hows the work goin'?

*don stood up, wiping the sweat from his forehead, leaving a black grease smudge.*

DonC:Oh, hey. Its going well. should be up and running soon, actually.

MikeyC: hopefully, i dont wanna end up running around getting firewood. not many trees around here.

Not unless you count Michaelangelo's Peetree!

*the three burst into fits of laughter just as Leo was walking by. He shot Don a warning glare when the other two werent looking before going into the dojo.*

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**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 06:36 PM

*Raphael stared dumbfounded at the piece of paper.*
Hey, whatcha got there?
*Raph turned around to see Kali holding the movie. He hid the note behind his back.* Oh, nothing. I just remembered there was something I have to do, go ahead at start the movie without me. *And he runs out of the room*
~~~
*Raphael hurried through the lair/caves trying to find his prey. He finally spots them with Don next to the hot tub.* You!

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 06:47 PM

*Machias Mike and Don were conversing about whatnot when they heard an angry shout from the cave entrance.*

What's wrong Raph? You looking for something?

*Mike said nothing, trying not to grin, as Don watched, having no idea what was going on. Not too far away, Splinter was walking near the caves and could see a figure running towards the three near the hotub. He stopped for a second, quietly observing.*

SpC: hmph

most likely another one of their silly pranks or jokes.

*Splinter stepped towards the ponds, continuing his meditations, and yet still keeping an ear out for trouble.*

**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 06:49 PM

*Raph stopped and looked from Mike to Machias* I'm not sure who I should pound first. *he stuck the note out towards them* What the hell is the meaning of this?

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 06:50 PM

what the heck are you talking about?

*Leonardo heard the commotion and approached the group.*

LeoC: What's going on?

**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 06:54 PM

*Raph pointed to Leo* You STAY! *turns back to Machias* I'm not surprised you've never seen this. Mike, the next time you try something like this, at least TRY and disguise your handwriting.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 06:57 PM

~but he DID disguise it!~

Look Raph I have no idea what youre talking about!

MikeyC: Leave her alone dude, What is your problem?!

**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 07:00 PM

Raph: Oh, excuse me if I'm a little upset. I suppose I should be jumping for joy that I just got a note that said my girlfriend's cheating on me with my brother! *he spins to glare at Leo*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-09-2002, 07:07 PM

*Leo's eyes shot to Donatello's direction and he frowned.*

LeoC: You Bastard! You F***ing Bastard! How could you tell her?!
*Leo then turned to Machias, the muscle in his jaw clenching.*
LeoC: You cant keep your damn mouth quiet, can you?!
*Machias became furious. He had no right to yell at her like that. He was treating her like a stupid child, and she wasnt going to take it.*

You think i give a damn about your personal issues?! Its not MY fault you have problems with women, especially in the downstairs department!Maybe that pic you gave me was of you!

*In a blind rage, Leo slapped her hard, and she fell to the ground, shocked.*

You-you...*her cheek stung, and she looked at him* you asshole!

*she jumped to her feet and started to shake, when she began glowing*

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Hot Rod 350 · 03-09-2002, 09:48 PM

mind if i pop in?

**Kali** · 03-09-2002, 10:24 PM

Not really.
~~~
*Kali got tired of waiting for Raph, so she decided to go after him. She found him and the others just after Leo started yelling. She saw the whole scene.*
Hey, what the heck is going on here?

*Raphael whirled on her* Maybe you can explain things! *he shoves the note into her hand and storms off*

SeaThreePeeO · 03-10-2002, 10:09 AM

I.....can't.....breathe

This is getting really good! See, I always new Leo was a bit of a dark horse on the sly!

Please continue.

*Sits and waits for the next installment*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-10-2002, 12:16 PM

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**Kali** · 03-10-2002, 12:44 PM

~Don't alienate our readers. We're just on a quest to make things more organized and on topic. Off topic posts will most likely simply be ignored, if not deleted. Now with that said.~

*Kali uncrumpled the note in her hand and silently read it. Her face flushed four shades of red before looking up at Machias.* How could you?

*Leo shook his head* I didn't tell her anything, I swear!

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**Machias Banshee** · 03-10-2002, 12:52 PM

*Machias ran away from everyone, her face stinging from the harsh slap, and the tears in her eyes.*

*Mike looked about, feeling bad for the confrontation that had erupted and shied away. He had never felt like such crud in his entire life. He walked over to the ponds, and hid from the others. What he didnt realize was that Splinter was nearby and heard sme of what had happened.*

**Kali** · 03-10-2002, 12:56 PM

*Splinter approached his son quietly* Michaelangelo?

*Kali just looked from Leo to Don, only the three of them left at the hot tub, then ran off after Raphael*

Don: Leo, I didn't say anything, I swear, you know I wouldn't.

Leo: Doesn't matter who did, the ****'s hit the fan now.

03-09-2002, 08:31 PM	#32
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Ooh, exciting isn't it? I bet you all want to see what happens next! Too bad, 'cause you're going to have to listen to me babble for a little bit. Now, a word from our sponsor... pops up wearing a brigh pink suit with a blue tie Hello ladies, gentleman, and fellow mutants! Are you tired of having to live with people you don't know? Are you feeling frustrated with your roommates? Are they not what you hoped for? Are they not as "good" as you? Well, instead of beating them to a bloody pulp, I offer you this new, space age product! holds up a metallic can This, my friends, is your solution! Blue Turtle Products proudly brings you "Roommate Be Gone"! It is guaranteed to get rid of those stinky, annoying, drunk, sons of bi.., uh, guns! Try it now! If you're not satisfied, you will be refunded in full! All you need to do is spray those roommates with a little bit of "Roommate Be Gone," and they'll be gone before you know it! It's as simple as that! grins, as one of his teeth sparkles Call the 800 number below now! continues to smile, but the label on the steel can falls off, revealing the words 'MACE' Uh....Uh.....now back to your regularly scheduled program!!! quickly runs out __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-09-2002, 06:05 PM	#21
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	DonC: And what was here reaction? LeoC: well.... Meanwhile, Mike finds Machias talking to Splinter and thinks. What would happen if she knew? What would happen if Raph* knew? Mike felt like performing an experiment. He departed them and went to his room. there, he grabbed a piece of paper, a pen and started writing.* ~Dear Raphael, I've wanted to talk to you about something important. You see, I've been talking to Leo, and found out something interesting. Leo and Kali have been getting together behind your back. Leonardo is in love with Kali.I hated to break this to you, cuz you dont deserve to be treated that way. Ive also wanted to say something else. I care about you. More than Kali ever could. I love you with all my heart, and wish for us to be together. Please let me know how you feel. Love, Machias Banshee~ MikeyC: This is gonna be sweet! Mike hurried to the hall, and after making sure no one was around, slipped the letter under Raph's door and left.

03-09-2002, 06:18 PM	#22
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Man, you ARE being evil today, aren't you?~ Leo lifted his head out of his shell She was kinda surprised, but at least she didn't laugh in my face. I didn't expect her to drop everything and run away with me or anything, but I just needed to tell her. Don: And? Leo: And she was kinda silent. That's when I kissed her. Don: You what? Have you been using that Turtle wax again? Leo: No, that just it! That stupid wax made me realize how I really felt. ~~~ Kali pulled Raph's arm Come on, I wanna see that movie. Raph:groan Okay, but we're seeing it in my room. I don't like the main room, too public. rolls her eyes fine. I'll go get the movie and meet you in your room. Raph kissed her before she left then headed for his room. He opened the door and nearly walked over the note on his floor. What do we have here?

03-09-2002, 06:31 PM	#23
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Yes i am! ~ Machias was wandering the caves, brooding after Splinter told her not to worry about Leo's behavior, and to leave him be. She soon saw Mike walking around and decided she needed a good laugh. Hey Mike! Mike jumped slightly at her voice, and then approached her, smiling. MikeyC: Hey, Machias. What's up? Not much. MikeyC:Hmm... hey, you wanna go see Don's new gadget? Its a heater for the hottub, so we dont have to bike a marathon to get it heated up. Cool, lets check it out. Mike and Machias walked over to the hottub, finding Donatello working on it once again. MikeyC: Hey Donnie, hows the work goin'? don stood up, wiping the sweat from his forehead, leaving a black grease smudge. DonC:Oh, hey. Its going well. should be up and running soon, actually. MikeyC: hopefully, i dont wanna end up running around getting firewood. not many trees around here. Not unless you count Michaelangelo's Peetree! the three burst into fits of laughter just as Leo was walking by. He shot Don a warning glare when the other two werent looking before going into the dojo. _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-09 20:32 ]</font>

03-09-2002, 06:36 PM	#24
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raphael stared dumbfounded at the piece of paper. Hey, whatcha got there? Raph turned around to see Kali holding the movie. He hid the note behind his back. Oh, nothing. I just remembered there was something I have to do, go ahead at start the movie without me. And he runs out of the room ~~~ Raphael hurried through the lair/caves trying to find his prey. He finally spots them with Don next to the hot tub. You!

03-09-2002, 06:47 PM	#25
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias Mike and Don were conversing about whatnot when they heard an angry shout from the cave entrance. What's wrong Raph? You looking for something? Mike said nothing, trying not to grin, as Don watched, having no idea what was going on. Not too far away, Splinter was walking near the caves and could see a figure running towards the three near the hotub. He stopped for a second, quietly observing. SpC: hmph most likely another one of their silly pranks or jokes. Splinter stepped towards the ponds, continuing his meditations, and yet still keeping an ear out for trouble.

03-09-2002, 06:49 PM	#26
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph stopped and looked from Mike to Machias I'm not sure who I should pound first. he stuck the note out towards them What the hell is the meaning of this?

03-09-2002, 06:50 PM	#27
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	what the heck are you talking about? Leonardo heard the commotion and approached the group. LeoC: What's going on?

03-09-2002, 06:54 PM	#28
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph pointed to Leo You STAY! turns back to Machias I'm not surprised you've never seen this. Mike, the next time you try something like this, at least TRY and disguise your handwriting.

03-09-2002, 06:57 PM	#29
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~but he DID disguise it!~ Look Raph I have no idea what youre talking about! MikeyC: Leave her alone dude, What is your problem?!

03-09-2002, 07:00 PM	#30
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph: Oh, excuse me if I'm a little upset. I suppose I should be jumping for joy that I just got a note that said my girlfriend's cheating on me with my brother! he spins to glare at Leo

03-09-2002, 07:07 PM	#31
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Leo's eyes shot to Donatello's direction and he frowned. LeoC: You Bastard! You F**ing Bastard! How could you tell her?! Leo then turned to Machias, the muscle in his jaw clenching.* LeoC: You cant keep your damn mouth quiet, can you?! Machias became furious. He had no right to yell at her like that. He was treating her like a stupid child, and she wasnt going to take it. You think i give a damn about your personal issues?! Its not MY fault you have problems with women, especially in the downstairs department!Maybe that pic you gave me was of you! In a blind rage, Leo slapped her hard, and she fell to the ground, shocked. You-you...her cheek stung, and she looked at him you asshole! she jumped to her feet and started to shake, when she began glowing

03-09-2002, 09:48 PM	#33
Hot Rod 350 Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 398	mind if i pop in?

03-09-2002, 10:24 PM	#34
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Not really. ~~~ Kali got tired of waiting for Raph, so she decided to go after him. She found him and the others just after Leo started yelling. She saw the whole scene. Hey, what the heck is going on here? Raphael whirled on her Maybe you can explain things! he shoves the note into her hand and storms off

03-10-2002, 10:09 AM	#35
SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	I.....can't.....breathe This is getting really good! See, I always new Leo was a bit of a dark horse on the sly! Please continue. Sits and waits for the next installment

03-10-2002, 12:16 PM	#36
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	This was a paid announcement brought to you by Spam. ~Looks like Roadkill, but tastes a lot better~ edited for all spamlovers of the world and alien readers _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-10 14:49 ]</font>

03-10-2002, 12:44 PM	#37
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Don't alienate our readers. We're just on a quest to make things more organized and on topic. Off topic posts will most likely simply be ignored, if not deleted. Now with that said.~ Kali uncrumpled the note in her hand and silently read it. Her face flushed four shades of red before looking up at Machias. How could you? Leo shook his head I didn't tell her anything, I swear!

03-10-2002, 12:45 PM	#38
SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	Sorry I just have to go the left side of off topic. It is National Spam Lovers Week over here in England. Spam even has its own fanclub website

03-10-2002, 12:52 PM	#39
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias ran away from everyone, her face stinging from the harsh slap, and the tears in her eyes. Mike looked about, feeling bad for the confrontation that had erupted and shied away. He had never felt like such crud in his entire life. He walked over to the ponds, and hid from the others. What he didnt realize was that Splinter was nearby and heard sme of what had happened.

03-10-2002, 12:56 PM	#40
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter approached his son quietly Michaelangelo? Kali just looked from Leo to Don, only the three of them left at the hot tub, then ran off after Raphael Don: Leo, I didn't say anything, I swear, you know I wouldn't. Leo: Doesn't matter who did, the ****'s hit the fan now.