Zombie? - Page 2

*Brodie* · 05-31-2012, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Whoa. That's scary.

Turo, what's your source on this?

How are you still alive?!

*BubblyShell22* · 05-31-2012, 04:28 PM

Just luck I guess.

And I asked Turo that question because I wasn't sure where that whole thing came from. I'm not a gamer, so I'm not familiar with Resident Evil.

*Brodie* · 05-31-2012, 04:53 PM

Natural Selection does not exist.

**Jester** · 05-31-2012, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie

Natural Selection does not exist.

Have you seen Idiocracy?

*Ninjinister* · 05-31-2012, 05:52 PM

It just doesn't stop.

*XERO* · 05-31-2012, 05:59 PM

It's just another Kony 2012 thing. Sh*t like this has been happening since the dawn. Yet they choose now to make it a main stream issue.

Granted, it's STILL f*cked up, but you can't make a worldwide phenomenon out of something that's been happening in the beginning. Look at Dahmer.

*KROW* · 06-02-2012, 12:09 AM

And now...

A man in Miami chews the face off another man, allegedly while under some kind of drug-induced psychosis.

Another man in New Jersey goes insane and slices his belly open, then throws his own intestines at police.

Yet another man in Maryland admits to eating his roommate’s heart and brain.

A Canadian snuff film actor admits to murdering, dismembering, raping and eating a young victim, mails body parts to a newspaper, then goes on the run.

Finally, doctors take it upon themselves to calm a panicked public as the media hyperventilates over a Georgia woman whose leg had to be amputated to stop the spread of flesh-eating bacteria, now known to infect thousands of Americans every year.

As if this bloody chaos weren’t bizarre enough, it gets weirder still: All of these events happened in the same week.

Naturally, the Internet wants to know: is it — being, you know, The Zombie Apocalypse — finally happening? According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), the answer to that question is officially no.

In a letter sent to a Huffington Post reporter on Thursday, the CDC formally denied that a zombie apocalypse might be underway in the U.S.

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” an agency spokesman explained.

The CDC has previously used “zombie preparedness” to promote understanding of disaster readiness, and even keeps a “zombie blog” full of “teachable moments” from popular zombie lore like AMC’s “The Walking Dead” television show.

“If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,” CDC Director Dr. Ali Khan notes on the agency’s website.

Still, conspiracy-minded readers may wish to note that former U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA) recently told reporters that “cannibals” have finally overrun Washington, D.C. Considering the week’s news, someone may want to get on that story asap.

SOURCE

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It's just a cavalcade of fun.

EDIT: By the by, here's the condition of the man-without-a-face.

*The Stryker* · 06-02-2012, 06:59 AM

The news coverage and ensuing internet response is going to get more annoying before it goes away isn't it?

*BubblyShell22* · 06-03-2012, 08:17 AM

This is very bizarre to say the least, but I don't qualify this as a "zombie apocalypse." The media is just taking things out of proportion like they always do when weird things happen.

*KROW* · 06-22-2012, 09:58 PM

Bath salts seem to be the catalyst for many of these events, apparently. Just running a search for them will direct you to some articles. It just keeps going and keeps getting dumber.

So let's have some fun:

*mysterycolor* · 06-29-2012, 07:52 PM

turns out this zombie/cannibal was just high on life... and dope... no bath salts

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...oAtEcm7UC8#_=_

*KROW* · 07-02-2012, 02:21 PM

Yeah, I read that. Definite extreme case of munchies, there.

*Mr.Turtle* · 07-02-2012, 02:34 PM

why just his face?

*KROW* · 07-02-2012, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Turtle

why just his face?

Because the police arrived before he could get to the rest.

rufus · 07-02-2012, 02:46 PM

Happened in china.
http://now.msn.com/now/0701-face-eating-china.aspx

*Mr.Turtle* · 07-02-2012, 05:09 PM

did the victim dude got bit to bleed or just covered by tonz of saliva?

*Slap-Happy* · 07-03-2012, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Turtle

did the victim dude got bit to bleed or just covered by tonz of saliva?

Why does it even matter? He bled. Like, a lot.

*Ninjinister* · 07-03-2012, 12:38 AM

I still use bath salts as a catch-all hobo face eating joke.

psych23232323 · 07-03-2012, 12:17 PM

People are saying that these "zombie" attacks are a new trend now. That eating a person's face off releases dopamine into a person's brain, so the "zombie" is actually getting a rush or feeling high when he eats a person's face.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we will now have to worry of getting our faces eating off when we leave our homes.

05-31-2012, 04:28 PM	#22
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Just luck I guess. And I asked Turo that question because I wasn't sure where that whole thing came from. I'm not a gamer, so I'm not familiar with Resident Evil. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

05-31-2012, 04:53 PM	#23
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Natural Selection does not exist. __________________ Stupendous Monster

05-31-2012, 05:52 PM	#25
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	It just doesn't stop. __________________

05-31-2012, 05:59 PM	#26
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	It's just another Kony 2012 thing. Sht like this has been happening since the dawn. Yet they choose now to make it a main stream issue. Granted, it's STILL fcked up, but you can't make a worldwide phenomenon out of something that's been happening in the beginning. Look at Dahmer. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-02-2012, 12:09 AM	#27
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	And now... A man in Miami chews the face off another man, allegedly while under some kind of drug-induced psychosis. Another man in New Jersey goes insane and slices his belly open, then throws his own intestines at police. Yet another man in Maryland admits to eating his roommate’s heart and brain. A Canadian snuff film actor admits to murdering, dismembering, raping and eating a young victim, mails body parts to a newspaper, then goes on the run. Finally, doctors take it upon themselves to calm a panicked public as the media hyperventilates over a Georgia woman whose leg had to be amputated to stop the spread of flesh-eating bacteria, now known to infect thousands of Americans every year. As if this bloody chaos weren’t bizarre enough, it gets weirder still: All of these events happened in the same week. Naturally, the Internet wants to know: is it — being, you know, The Zombie Apocalypse — finally happening? According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), the answer to that question is officially no. In a letter sent to a Huffington Post reporter on Thursday, the CDC formally denied that a zombie apocalypse might be underway in the U.S. “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” an agency spokesman explained. The CDC has previously used “zombie preparedness” to promote understanding of disaster readiness, and even keeps a “zombie blog” full of “teachable moments” from popular zombie lore like AMC’s “The Walking Dead” television show. “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,” CDC Director Dr. Ali Khan notes on the agency’s website. Still, conspiracy-minded readers may wish to note that former U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA) recently told reporters that “cannibals” have finally overrun Washington, D.C. Considering the week’s news, someone may want to get on that story asap. SOURCE ============ It's just a cavalcade of fun. EDIT: By the by, here's the condition of the man-without-a-face. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.* Last edited by KROW; 06-02-2012 at 12:16 AM.

06-02-2012, 06:59 AM	#28
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	The news coverage and ensuing internet response is going to get more annoying before it goes away isn't it? __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

06-03-2012, 08:17 AM	#29
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	This is very bizarre to say the least, but I don't qualify this as a "zombie apocalypse." The media is just taking things out of proportion like they always do when weird things happen. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

06-22-2012, 09:58 PM	#30
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Bath salts seem to be the catalyst for many of these events, apparently. Just running a search for them will direct you to some articles. It just keeps going and keeps getting dumber. So let's have some fun: __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

06-29-2012, 07:52 PM	#31
mysterycolor t-u-r-t-l-e seller!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 3,481	turns out this zombie/cannibal was just high on life... and dope... no bath salts http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...oAtEcm7UC8#_=_ __________________ mysterycolor TMNT ebay auctions- http://bit.ly/mysterycolor mysterycolor's basement auctions- bit.ly/mysterybasement

07-02-2012, 02:21 PM	#32
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Yeah, I read that. Definite extreme case of munchies, there. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

07-02-2012, 02:34 PM	#33
Mr.Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North America Posts: 1,652	why just his face? __________________

07-02-2012, 02:46 PM	#35
rufus Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Lawrenceville,Georgia Posts: 780	Happened in china. http://now.msn.com/now/0701-face-eating-china.aspx __________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/edgartooms ^TMNT Stopmotions.

07-02-2012, 05:09 PM	#36
Mr.Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North America Posts: 1,652	did the victim dude got bit to bleed or just covered by tonz of saliva? __________________

07-03-2012, 12:38 AM	#38
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	I still use bath salts as a catch-all hobo face eating joke. __________________

07-03-2012, 12:17 PM	#39
psych23232323 Foot Soldier Join Date: May 2012 Location: Here Posts: 231	People are saying that these "zombie" attacks are a new trend now. That eating a person's face off releases dopamine into a person's brain, so the "zombie" is actually getting a rush or feeling high when he eats a person's face. Ladies and Gentlemen, we will now have to worry of getting our faces eating off when we leave our homes.