Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 01-15-2014, 02:02 PM

What are some of the worst movie, or what is your worst movie, you have ever seen?

*shuriken* · 01-15-2014, 02:11 PM

Freddy got fingered is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
Steel is pretty Terrible. Judd Nelson was the best thing in that movie.
I think its funny that the common denominator is Shaq.
Meet the Spartans had no redeemable qualities whatsoever, ( except maybe the pit of death scene, I remember chuckling)
A lot of those parody movies that don't know the meaning of parody (Date movie, Superhero movie, epic movie, Scary Movie after the second one ect)
Meet Dave also sucked. HARD

*Storm Eagle* · 01-15-2014, 05:01 PM

Sucker Punch is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. How I managed to sit through the whole thing is beyond me.

*Krutch* · 01-15-2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Eagle

Sucker Punch is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. How I managed to sit through the whole thing is beyond me.

Here's the thing about Suckerpunch... What did people expect this movie to be? Because a TON of people i've spoke to about this all have the same conversation with me:

"Suckerpunch was garbage! It looked so awesome in the trailers..."
"Well, what were you expecting?"
"I don't know. The trailers looked awesome. Hot girls, mechs, dragons, steampunk nazis..."
"Yeah. And the movie didn't have that in spades?"
"Well, yeah, it did but it all sucked!"
"I'll ask again, what were you expecting?"
"...I don't know.."
"Were you seriously expecting a good story that combines all those elements? And directed by Zack Snyder?"
"Obviously not."
"So...?"
"...I don't know!"

It baffles me, I guess. Did I like it? Myeh. For what it was, it was fine. Kinda fun. I mean in the first 20 minutes we got two music videos, that was pretty different and interesting. Zach's a great visual storyteller(and not much else, to be honest) so I thought this movie only played to his strengths.

Bah. Sorry for the rant

I'm not trying to defend the movie; to each their own. But I'm just curious how SO many people were disappointed with it. I just don't know what else they could have expected other than what they got.

*chrisdude* · 01-15-2014, 05:56 PM

I can think of three times when I actually wanted to get up and walk out of a movie: When a Stranger Calls, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Watchmen. I just wanted to die in my seat, so I could leave.

To be honest, I'm sure I've seen worse stuff on TV or Netflix, but I guess that wouldn't upset me in such a memorable way.

*The Stryker* · 01-15-2014, 06:00 PM

Not really the worst movie I've ever seen but Dark Knight Rises was the worst I've ever felt in a theater.

Man of Steel was another one. Bummed me out and I was completely zoned out around the part where he fights the spider robot drill thing.

RaphAndDonnie · 01-15-2014, 06:05 PM

Broken Lizard's Club Dread. My God that movie borders on being so bad it's good.

FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza · 01-19-2014, 05:06 PM

Recent bad movies were the two zombie movies Danny Trejo was in.
Rise of the Zombies
Zombie Hunter.

Uughh

**Jester** · 01-19-2014, 05:13 PM

Cold Fusion. When a character says "Electoralmagnetic Pulse Weapon." you know it's a bad movie.

*CyberCubed* · 01-19-2014, 05:17 PM

World War Z.

The Last of Us was better.

Type 97 Chi-ha · 01-19-2014, 05:38 PM

In the theater? "The Fountain" was definitely a stinker. My then-girlfriend apologized to me repeatedly for taking me to it. Slow moving, overacting, confusing, supposedly deep-meaning...and no payoff at the end, except that it's finally over.

*raph27* · 01-19-2014, 08:09 PM

TMNT 3.

RIPD.
Both Percy Jackson movies. I love the books but the movies are crap.

*ObiWanFan4life* · 01-19-2014, 08:14 PM

Chicken Little - The jokes are blatant, pop culture refrences, some of which don't even make sense, the characters are either too unlikable or too bland. And the movie is really mean spirited.

*snake* · 01-20-2014, 10:10 AM

Troll 2 is amazingly bad.

Iroh · 03-30-2014, 09:11 PM

The movie, "Divergent" is the worst movie I have seen currently. More could have happened in the plot sequence to make it better. It was like watching a blend of Equilibrium, Matrix, and Hunger Games. Blaugh!

*Lethal Lullaby* · 03-30-2014, 09:56 PM

The ABC's of Death...

Never again. It was just terrible, I kept hoping that the movie would get better after the first few letters, i fell asleep around letter P (I think), and most of the death's were so darn stupid.

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shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Freddy got fingered is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Steel is pretty Terrible. Judd Nelson was the best thing in that movie. I think its funny that the common denominator is Shaq. Meet the Spartans had no redeemable qualities whatsoever, ( except maybe the pit of death scene, I remember chuckling) A lot of those parody movies that don't know the meaning of parody (Date movie, Superhero movie, epic movie, Scary Movie after the second one ect) Meet Dave also sucked. HARD __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

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chrisdude Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,708	I can think of three times when I actually wanted to get up and walk out of a movie: When a Stranger Calls, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Watchmen. I just wanted to die in my seat, so I could leave. To be honest, I'm sure I've seen worse stuff on TV or Netflix, but I guess that wouldn't upset me in such a memorable way. __________________ PSN/Miiverse: MikeFarber

01-15-2014, 06:00 PM	#6
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Not really the worst movie I've ever seen but Dark Knight Rises was the worst I've ever felt in a theater. Man of Steel was another one. Bummed me out and I was completely zoned out around the part where he fights the spider robot drill thing. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

01-19-2014, 05:06 PM	#8
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01-15-2014, 05:01 PM	#3
Storm Eagle Saved by Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New York Posts: 3,395	Sucker Punch is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. How I managed to sit through the whole thing is beyond me.

01-19-2014, 05:13 PM	#9
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Cold Fusion. When a character says "Electoralmagnetic Pulse Weapon." you know it's a bad movie. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 01-19-2014 at 05:19 PM.

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CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,887	World War Z. The Last of Us was better.

01-19-2014, 05:38 PM	#11
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	In the theater? "The Fountain" was definitely a stinker. My then-girlfriend apologized to me repeatedly for taking me to it. Slow moving, overacting, confusing, supposedly deep-meaning...and no payoff at the end, except that it's finally over.

01-19-2014, 08:09 PM	#12
raph27 Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2013 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,611	TMNT 3. RIPD. Both Percy Jackson movies. I love the books but the movies are crap.

01-19-2014, 08:14 PM	#13
ObiWanFan4life Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,724	Chicken Little - The jokes are blatant, pop culture refrences, some of which don't even make sense, the characters are either too unlikable or too bland. And the movie is really mean spirited. __________________ "The force will be with you, always" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

01-20-2014, 10:10 AM	#14
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Troll 2 is amazingly bad.

03-30-2014, 09:11 PM	#15
Iroh Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: United States Posts: 546	The movie, "Divergent" is the worst movie I have seen currently. More could have happened in the plot sequence to make it better. It was like watching a blend of Equilibrium, Matrix, and Hunger Games. Blaugh! __________________ https://www.youtube.com/yurushiigaming

03-30-2014, 09:56 PM	#16
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	The ABC's of Death... Never again. It was just terrible, I kept hoping that the movie would get better after the first few letters, i fell asleep around letter P (I think), and most of the death's were so darn stupid.