The worst movie ever - Page 2

Psycrow · 07-19-2003, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Can't rightly think of any bad Disney movies yet...

Worst overall movie? Unbreakable.

Oh God, I saw Unbreakable in the theatres when it first came out...

Talk about... dissapointed... to the max!

*That Matt Guy* · 07-19-2003, 05:21 AM

These choices are laughable. It's obvious none of you are fans of trash films.

Moomintroll · 07-19-2003, 10:47 AM

Thats a lie! I love trash films! Anything B-Rated with many legged monsters, or anything with boobies or anything with Rob Zombie I am all over.

Now, for the bad and the ugly:
1)OK, any movie J-low ever "acted" in is CRAP, same as Meg Ryan, Sally met Harry my ASS...

Worst Disney Movie:

Hunchback of Noterdame - such a beautiful tragic story, RUINED by Disney, that Nazi asshole, (Yes, he gave Nazis money during WWII)
So if you haven't seen it: Kwazimoto, the ugly one, saves the day and the hot guy lays unconcious the whole time, and at the end, the hot guy wakes up and gets the girl anyways. That movie teaches us that no matter how good and nice you are, the hot will always win.

Worst movies:

2)"To Die For" was the only movie I left the theater from

3)"The Cradle will Rock" WAS ****ING AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4)"Titanic" - WHY!? I don't understand! Why? Who let Leonardo deCaprio ACT!? - Kate sorta gave it SOME quility....

5)Adaptation - I really like Nicholas Cage, Maryl Streep and everyone who worked on that movie, so I don' understand why it was so bad...

6)Anything by Stanly Kubrick (hides cause people seem to think he is good...)

*That Matt Guy* · 07-19-2003, 10:51 AM

Titanic is a good movie, but forget Leo and Kate though; the boat and the iceberg were the real stars.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-19-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Moomintroll

6)Anything by Stanly Kubrick (hides cause people seem to think he is good...)

Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy little communist s***, tinkle-toed c**ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f***ing godmother said it! Out-F***ing-standing! I will PT you all until you f***ing die! I'll PT you until your a***holes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket is his best movie.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 10:58 AM

What I hated about Titanic was the damned teenage girls in the theatres.

"Like, ok, omigawd, but like... that movie was, like, SO great! But like, it was like really, realy SAD, like, omigawd! I mean did it HAVE to be like SO sad? Like did the boat like HAVE to sink? I mean, like, why?"

Why? Why? Because the BOAT FRIGGIN' SANK YOU AIRHEADED TWIT!!!

See that's why I went dateless in high school. Girls hate it when you're honest like that.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones

Oh yeah, and Reznorite420, don't dis Unbreakable. That's a good movie.

How can you call a movie that made no sense and was impossible to understand and had no point good?

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

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Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones

Oh yeah, and Reznorite420, don't dis Unbreakable. That's a good movie.

How can you call a movie that made no sense and was impossible to understand and had no point good?

Well hey... the same can be said for "Dude, Where's My Car?", Rez.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 11:03 AM

Yes, but "Dude, Where's My Car?" was INTENTIONALLY made that way. It was a comedy, and that's what they were AIMING for. I'm pretty sure the creators of Unbreakable weren't planning on their movie backfiring the way it did.

Leo656, you are the King of Fallacies.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 11:08 AM

And you're apparently the king of smarmy, self-important know-it-alls, so step off before I lose my patience with you.

A bad movie is a bad movie, and anything with Ashton Kutcher in it is a bad movie. Period.

I don't know what your problem with me lately is, but I kindly suggest you chill.

Moomintroll · 07-19-2003, 11:08 AM

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Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy little communist s***, tinkle-toed c**ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f***ing godmother said it! Out-F***ing-standing! I will PT you all until you f***ing die! I'll PT you until your a***holes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket is his best movie.

haha
oooops, fogot, I do like that one, but I dislike everything else
like Clockwork Orange killed the point of the book, Space Odessy sucked, Shining was plain boring, and don't get me going on Eyes Wide Shut!!!!

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 11:16 AM

I didn't get why "Eyes Wide Shut" was supposed to be so great. I mean there were some nice boobs in there but nothing spectacular. And the orgy scene was edited to hell. I've seen the uncensored scenes and they still weren't good enough to raise it above "blah" for me. I'unno.

*Mr. Snackpants* · 07-19-2003, 11:32 AM

I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and **** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts. WORST movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 11:39 AM

Seems like poor Leo has a recurring theme of bad movies.

I liked "The Basketball Diaries", for what it's worth. Maybe because I find Leo DiCaprio strung out on heroin and pissing himself to be rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

And you're apparently the king of smarmy, self-important know-it-alls, so step off before I lose my patience with you.

You want to lose your patience with me, fine, your problem. Apparently it's a crime to be logical nowadays, and I don't know where you got the idea of me being a "smarmary, self-important, know-it-all" from anyway. Your problem is you get upset every time you're proven wrong because apparently YOU are the one who seems to be the know-it-all around here, considering many of the uber-long posts you've written lately.

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Originally Posted by Leo656

A bad movie is a bad movie, and anything with Ashton Kutcher in it is a bad movie. Period.

Whoa, time out! When did I ever say "Dude, Where's My Car?" was a good movie? If anything, I hate it as much as you do. I've never seen it, but I still hate it

OK, so maybe that was a bit fallacious too, but hey, the TV spots alone turned me off from it.

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I don't know what your problem with me lately is, but I kindly suggest you chill.

First off, I don't have a problem with you personally. In fact, I've been trying to get along with you on here and maybe be a buddy on the forums (JUST in the forums, though). The worst thing that could happen is for us to enemies online. I'd hate to see two intellectuals like you and me who should get along extremely well BASED on the fact that we're intellectuals turn into blood enemies for the same reason. The only problem I have is getting told off whenever I say my own opinion about something (which 9 times out of 10 is the exact opposite of the mainstream) and then having said person who told me off turning around and regarding their opinion about something being a fact. I'm pretty sure that has happened more than once here on the forums, and not just to me either

I don't want anything to get out of hand (mainly for my own sake, after-effects of stuff like this have gotten me banned from other forums, and I don't want to make the same mistake here, otherwise it'll prove I haven't learned anything when in fact I have), so I ask here and now:

"Can't we all just get along?"

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-19-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ben_wallace3

I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and sh** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts.

Ummm, as far as I remember, it WAS in theaters. But you're right, it was kinda bad. Anybody remember the suggestion I made a while back where I suggested that since it did take place in modern times instead of 16th century Verona, then they should've at least re-written the story into modern vernacular?

If I find the post, I'll show it. It'll take time since I have over 2000 posts, but it's there!

Moomintroll · 07-19-2003, 12:26 PM

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Seems like poor Leo has a recurring theme of bad movies.

I liked "The Basketball Diaries", for what it's worth. Maybe because I find Leo DiCaprio strung out on heroin and pissing himself to be rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.

HAHA
it was also better before they cut out all the good scenes

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 12:43 PM

I don't have a problem with you on a personal level either, Rez, but you have a habit of taking yourself and your opinions (and that IS all they are) way too seriously, to the point of stating them as facts, when they aren't. In this case, I don't even see why the hell THIS thread got involved, because I made a joke about "Dude..." being pointless and impossible to understand, and there was nothing to "prove" or disprove. You reacted defensively as if I had challenged you or something, when I didn't. There was nothing for you to "prove me wrong" about in this case. So what I said stands: just relax.

Maybe that's why I replied so harshly, because there was NO reason whatsoever for you to make the statement you did within the context of this thread/conversation, and it aggravated me.

In any case, I haven't reacted poorly or immaturely when proven wrong because, quite frankly, nobody around here has done that yet. See, the only way that can happen is if people state facst and not opinions. And that's what 99% of the conversations around here are: opinions. If I state my opinion, I may state it simply and matter-of-factly (i.e., "Titanic was a pile of dog sh*t"), but it's still just an opinion, thus there is nothing to prove or disprove.

So yeah, we can all just get along, just stop reading too much into things people type and we'll be fine. The last thing I want or need is someone else to argue with around here like the one guy whose name I'm not gonna say, or the guy whose banning I contributed to.

After all, I'd hate to write a John Cena rap about you.

Wingnut · 07-19-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

What I hated about Titanic was the damned teenage girls in the theatres.

"Like, ok, omigawd, but like... that movie was, like, SO great! But like, it was like really, realy SAD, like, omigawd! I mean did it HAVE to be like SO sad? Like did the boat like HAVE to sink? I mean, like, why?"

Why? Why? Because the BOAT FRIGGIN' SANK YOU AIRHEADED TWIT!!!

See that's why I went dateless in high school. Girls hate it when you're honest like that.

Yes the "Valley Girl" jibber jabber took about me out of the movie

~~Leo656~~ · 07-19-2003, 01:05 PM

So many of them didn't even know the boat sank, I swear. I mean, that was the point of the damn movie.

Moomintroll: There were deleted scenes from "Basketball Diaries"? What were they? I'm interested.

07-19-2003, 10:47 AM	#23
Moomintroll Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Somewhere between being and becoming... Posts: 878	Thats a lie! I love trash films! Anything B-Rated with many legged monsters, or anything with boobies or anything with Rob Zombie I am all over. Now, for the bad and the ugly: 1)OK, any movie J-low ever "acted" in is CRAP, same as Meg Ryan, Sally met Harry my ASS... Worst Disney Movie: Hunchback of Noterdame - such a beautiful tragic story, RUINED by Disney, that Nazi asshole, (Yes, he gave Nazis money during WWII) So if you haven't seen it: Kwazimoto, the ugly one, saves the day and the hot guy lays unconcious the whole time, and at the end, the hot guy wakes up and gets the girl anyways. That movie teaches us that no matter how good and nice you are, the hot will always win. Worst movies: 2)"To Die For" was the only movie I left the theater from 3)"The Cradle will Rock" WAS ****ING AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4)"Titanic" - WHY!? I don't understand! Why? Who let Leonardo deCaprio ACT!? - Kate sorta gave it SOME quility.... 5)Adaptation - I really like Nicholas Cage, Maryl Streep and everyone who worked on that movie, so I don' understand why it was so bad... 6)Anything by Stanly Kubrick (hides cause people seem to think he is good...) __________________ Want to go out for lunch some evening? Peter Parker to Mary Jane, Spiderman

07-19-2003, 05:21 AM	#22
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	These choices are laughable. It's obvious none of you are fans of trash films.

07-19-2003, 10:51 AM	#24
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Titanic is a good movie, but forget Leo and Kate though; the boat and the iceberg were the real stars.

07-19-2003, 10:58 AM	#26
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	What I hated about Titanic was the damned teenage girls in the theatres. "Like, ok, omigawd, but like... that movie was, like, SO great! But like, it was like really, realy SAD, like, omigawd! I mean did it HAVE to be like SO sad? Like did the boat like HAVE to sink? I mean, like, why?" Why? Why? Because the BOAT FRIGGIN' SANK YOU AIRHEADED TWIT!!! See that's why I went dateless in high school. Girls hate it when you're honest like that.

07-19-2003, 11:03 AM	#29
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Yes, but "Dude, Where's My Car?" was INTENTIONALLY made that way. It was a comedy, and that's what they were AIMING for. I'm pretty sure the creators of Unbreakable weren't planning on their movie backfiring the way it did. Leo656, you are the King of Fallacies.

07-19-2003, 11:08 AM	#30
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	And you're apparently the king of smarmy, self-important know-it-alls, so step off before I lose my patience with you. A bad movie is a bad movie, and anything with Ashton Kutcher in it is a bad movie. Period. I don't know what your problem with me lately is, but I kindly suggest you chill.

07-19-2003, 11:16 AM	#32
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I didn't get why "Eyes Wide Shut" was supposed to be so great. I mean there were some nice boobs in there but nothing spectacular. And the orgy scene was edited to hell. I've seen the uncensored scenes and they still weren't good enough to raise it above "blah" for me. I'unno.

07-19-2003, 11:32 AM	#33
Mr. Snackpants Keep cool my babies! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mount Pleasant Posts: 2,239	I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and **** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts. WORST movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

07-19-2003, 11:39 AM	#34
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Seems like poor Leo has a recurring theme of bad movies. I liked "The Basketball Diaries", for what it's worth. Maybe because I find Leo DiCaprio strung out on heroin and pissing himself to be rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.

07-19-2003, 12:43 PM	#38
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I don't have a problem with you on a personal level either, Rez, but you have a habit of taking yourself and your opinions (and that IS all they are) way too seriously, to the point of stating them as facts, when they aren't. In this case, I don't even see why the hell THIS thread got involved, because I made a joke about "Dude..." being pointless and impossible to understand, and there was nothing to "prove" or disprove. You reacted defensively as if I had challenged you or something, when I didn't. There was nothing for you to "prove me wrong" about in this case. So what I said stands: just relax. Maybe that's why I replied so harshly, because there was NO reason whatsoever for you to make the statement you did within the context of this thread/conversation, and it aggravated me. In any case, I haven't reacted poorly or immaturely when proven wrong because, quite frankly, nobody around here has done that yet. See, the only way that can happen is if people state facst and not opinions. And that's what 99% of the conversations around here are: opinions. If I state my opinion, I may state it simply and matter-of-factly (i.e., "Titanic was a pile of dog sh*t"), but it's still just an opinion, thus there is nothing to prove or disprove. So yeah, we can all just get along, just stop reading too much into things people type and we'll be fine. The last thing I want or need is someone else to argue with around here like the one guy whose name I'm not gonna say, or the guy whose banning I contributed to. After all, I'd hate to write a John Cena rap about you.

07-19-2003, 01:05 PM	#40
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	So many of them didn't even know the boat sank, I swear. I mean, that was the point of the damn movie. Moomintroll: There were deleted scenes from "Basketball Diaries"? What were they? I'm interested.