So what do you think happened to all the human Foot Soldiers?

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by billbot85

I can just imagine...

Unemployment Rep: "Did you do ninja stuff last week?"

Foot Soldier: "No."

Unemployment Rep: "Did you try to do ninja stuff last week?"

Foot Soldier: "Yes."

Yeah, then 2k12 Shredder shows up and starts weeding them out even faster.

(Shredder)"What are you all doing here?! Let me take you somewhere where I can despo uh that is give you all high paying jobs much faster. The head of this agency isn't dead. Why, he's just sleeping. No Reynolds, that's ketchup all over his shirt. Would I lie to you all."(takes his mask off. All the Foot start shouting all sorts of inappropriate responses when seeing his face.) (Shredder)"Now is this the fa... Stop screaming! Is this the face of someone who... You all come with me to be dealt with or the mask stays off! How'd you like that? Huh? No, I didn't say killed! Oh Jacobs stop blubbering! Bradford only bit you because you attempted to leave. Oh for cryin, you all know too much yada yada yada."(runs at them with claws outstretched) Seriously, I wonder if Shredder has managed to kill them all off somehow. That'd make sense. Well not the way I did it, but he's a big scary menacing ninja with all sorts of tech and other means at his beckon call. Would he really want a bunch of loose ends in jail somewhere? Maybe he sent them all to dimension X? Or they all got hit... by a... bus?

Nah, I like the idea of Shredder offing them all in an unemployment line. Nice primer, Karai! Shredder'd probably do it himself if he could get away with it. Or maybe send Xever who'd show up at every door of every Foot Soldier that's ever gotten out of prison after serving time. (Xever kicks at door with robotic legs. Xever yelling while Jaws music is playing in background.) "Pizza man!," and you guess the rest. Hey, he's sort of a land fish with venomous fangs, so it could happen. And Shredder did use him to do dirty deeds when Xever was human, so he probably still does that. Whether or not they were done dirt cheap, I really don't know.

[spookycookies]

They are probably all on workman's comp after 20 weeks of straight getting beat up by mutants.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by spookycookies

They are probably all on workman's comp after 20 weeks of straight getting beat up by mutants.

Oo, workman's comp. Yeah I'd hope they'd get some of that for having the crap beaten out of them on a regular basis. That raises another question about how well Shredder might have paid them in general but that's off topic. Nuts.

[Sighphi]

Shred forcefully turned them into cyborgs and the turtles are actually killing people.

[Huzzah]

^this...definitely this...

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Originally Posted by BabyTurtles

they are doing other useful things....like cleaning....cooking XD

I like this theory.

[TurFlytle]

They have to clean the Foot's bathrooms every day and some are used as cannon fodder.

[Original TMNT Cartoon Fan]

I hope they return

[shredder orokusaki]

I sent then back to Japan . Since Kraang gave me the robot foot soliders i dont need humans anymore. The foot bots are a lot more powerful and they do evrything i say!

[nimajneb]

Everything but spellcheck it would seem...

[saintsaucey]

Originally Posted by billbot85

I can just imagine...

Unemployment Rep: "Did you do ninja stuff last week?"

Foot Soldier: "No."

Unemployment Rep: "Did you try to do ninja stuff last week?"

Foot Soldier: "Yes."

Damn this was funny.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

Yeah, then 2k12 Shredder shows up and starts weeding them out even faster.

(Shredder)"What are you all doing here?! Let me take you somewhere where I can despo uh that is give you all high paying jobs much faster. The head of this agency isn't dead. Why, he's just sleeping. No Reynolds, that's ketchup all over his shirt. Would I lie to you all."(takes his mask off. All the Foot start shouting all sorts of inappropriate responses when seeing his face.) (Shredder)"Now is this the fa... Stop screaming! Is this the face of someone who... You all come with me to be dealt with or the mask stays off! How'd you like that? Huh? No, I didn't say killed! Oh Jacobs stop blubbering! Bradford only bit you because you attempted to leave. Oh for cryin, you all know too much yada yada yada."(runs at them with claws outstretched) Seriously, I wonder if Shredder has managed to kill them all off somehow. That'd make sense. Well not the way I did it, but he's a big scary menacing ninja with all sorts of tech and other means at his beckon call. Would he really want a bunch of loose ends in jail somewhere? Maybe he sent them all to dimension X? Or they all got hit... by a... bus?

Nah, I like the idea of Shredder offing them all in an unemployment line. Nice primer, Karai! Shredder'd probably do it himself if he could get away with it. Or maybe send Xever who'd show up at every door of every Foot Soldier that's ever gotten out of prison after serving time. (Xever kicks at door with robotic legs. Xever yelling while Jaws music is playing in background.) "Pizza man!," and you guess the rest. Hey, he's sort of a land fish with venomous fangs, so it could happen. And Shredder did use him to do dirty deeds when Xever was human, so he probably still does that. Whether or not they were done dirt cheap, I really don't know.

ROFLMFAO!!! This was just too funny. I can certainly see Shred walking in on a bunch of Foot in the unemployment line, and just thwipping shuriken into everyone in the room. And I'm fairly sure Xever's deeds ARE done dirt cheap. Nice ACDC ref, there.