moms and nunchucks - Page 2

~~Leo656~~ · 07-25-2003, 11:45 PM

Word to the wise, "friend"... those "cute" moments may make for funny stories at family gatherings and nice little pictures in the photo albums, but your kids are gonna grow up harboring a deep and festering hatred inside them. All for the sake of "cute".

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 12:03 AM

~Too late. But I think they've forgiven me. Hey, these are the kids whose Mom made Ninja Turtle costumes complete with paper mache heads and shells and whose Dad made very realistic katana for them in his shop.
They did ok.
Come to think of it, I think their Dad said "numchucks"....

~GW

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 12:09 AM

Bwahahaha....

I give you credit, you paid way more attention to your kids than my parents did. My parents were the type who hung out in the kitchen with all their friends and told me to go in my room and play videogames and who kept telling me all the smoke wafting through the house was from dad burning dinner.

Lousy traumatic childhood....

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 12:21 AM

~Yeah....and all I can say here -- in this Most Public Forum-- is "what doesn't kill you , makes you stronger."

But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

~GW

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 12:25 AM

Quote:

But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

SHENANIGANS! I CALL SHENANIGANS!

That's MY catchphrase! I call gimmick infringement! Unless you happen to be Sean O'Haire, you're stealin' my bit!

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 12:34 AM

~Oh cool. I've always wanted to Shenanigan...a-lan...a walla walla bing bang....

Ok, time to surrender to the Sandman....

~GW...zzzzzzzzzzzzz....zz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz......

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 12:35 AM

You sure are weird when you get tired...

*damnhooligan* · 07-26-2003, 02:12 AM

Ugh, embarassing childhood.

For Halloween, my brother wanted to go as Leonardo. The costume my mum made was pretty decent, except for the fact that there was no shell. She just strapped an ordinary pillow to his back, and drew a crude drawing of a shell on a white pillowcase.

We got the weirdest looks from people. Cruel and unusual punishment.

*cqb101* · 07-26-2003, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Ugh, embarassing childhood.

For Halloween, my brother wanted to go as Leonardo. The costume my mum made was pretty decent, except for the fact that there was no shell. She just strapped an ordinary pillow to his back, and drew a crude drawing of a shell on a white pillowcase.

We got the weirdest looks from people. Cruel and unusual punishment.

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 12:57 PM

~Here we are: http://www.behindthemasks.com/greenwillow/exhibitt.htm
Ok, so the legs are a little skinny here.....too bad you can't see the carapace. That was a true labor of love.
I made *three* of these darn things!

~GW

*damnhooligan* · 07-26-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenWillow

~Here we are: http://www.behindthemasks.com/greenwillow/exhibitt.htm
Ok, so the legs are a little skinny here.....too bad you can't see the carapace. That was a true labor of love.
I made *three* of these darn things!

~GW

Nice gams! Now that's a costume!

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 01:24 PM

Donna... dude I'unno, man... I can't even find the words... LoL

My kids aint gettin' that kinda attention on Halloween, I tell ya that right now...

"Here's yer damn costume, now go get some candy..."
"What is it, Daddy?"
"It's a potato sack. You're a potato. Now go."
"But I don' WAN' be a potato! I wan' be Batman!"
"You're a potato! Now git outta here!"

At least, that's how I imagine it.

*Taloniss* · 07-26-2003, 04:01 PM

I always thought it'd be cool to wrap kids in tin foil and send them as leftovers.

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Nice gams! Now that's a costume!

~ROTFL! Tell ya what-- I won't tell my now- 23-year- old son that you said that, and you all don't tell him I showed you guys that pic!

~GW (He was 10 when that was taken)

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 08:51 PM

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....!!!!

*XERO* · 07-26-2003, 09:08 PM

Makes you wanna go trick-or-treating this year.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-26-2003, 11:11 PM

Uhhhhhhh...GW, just how old are you?

GreenWillow · 07-26-2003, 11:23 PM

~Well, y'know with us Faeries you just never can be sure. Certainly old enough to know better, and happily also old enough not to give a damn anymore.

~GW

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-27-2003, 12:07 AM

The suspense is killing me to the point that I will die from it....

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 12:36 AM

The Mysterious Green Faerie hosts my fanfic, and I don't have any idea how old she is either.

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07-26-2003, 12:03 AM	#22
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~Too late. But I think they've forgiven me. Hey, these are the kids whose Mom made Ninja Turtle costumes complete with paper mache heads and shells and whose Dad made very realistic katana for them in his shop. They did ok. Come to think of it, I think their Dad said "numchucks".... ~GW __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

07-26-2003, 12:21 AM	#24
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~Yeah....and all I can say here -- in this Most Public Forum-- is "what doesn't kill you , makes you stronger." But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. ~GW __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

07-26-2003, 12:34 AM	#26
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~Oh cool. I've always wanted to Shenanigan...a-lan...a walla walla bing bang.... Ok, time to surrender to the Sandman.... ~GW...zzzzzzzzzzzzz....zz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...... __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

07-26-2003, 02:12 AM	#28
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Ugh, embarassing childhood. For Halloween, my brother wanted to go as Leonardo. The costume my mum made was pretty decent, except for the fact that there was no shell. She just strapped an ordinary pillow to his back, and drew a crude drawing of a shell on a white pillowcase. We got the weirdest looks from people. Cruel and unusual punishment. __________________

07-25-2003, 11:45 PM	#21
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Word to the wise, "friend"... those "cute" moments may make for funny stories at family gatherings and nice little pictures in the photo albums, but your kids are gonna grow up harboring a deep and festering hatred inside them. All for the sake of "cute". Don't say I didn't warn ya.

07-26-2003, 12:09 AM	#23
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Bwahahaha.... I give you credit, you paid way more attention to your kids than my parents did. My parents were the type who hung out in the kitchen with all their friends and told me to go in my room and play videogames and who kept telling me all the smoke wafting through the house was from dad burning dinner. Lousy traumatic childhood....

07-26-2003, 12:35 AM	#27
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	You sure are weird when you get tired...

07-26-2003, 12:57 PM	#30
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~Here we are: http://www.behindthemasks.com/greenwillow/exhibitt.htm Ok, so the legs are a little skinny here.....too bad you can't see the carapace. That was a true labor of love. I made three of these darn things! ~GW __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

07-26-2003, 01:24 PM	#32
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Donna... dude I'unno, man... I can't even find the words... LoL My kids aint gettin' that kinda attention on Halloween, I tell ya that right now... "Here's yer damn costume, now go get some candy..." "What is it, Daddy?" "It's a potato sack. You're a potato. Now go." "But I don' WAN' be a potato! I wan' be Batman!" "You're a potato! Now git outta here!" At least, that's how I imagine it.

07-26-2003, 04:01 PM	#33
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	I always thought it'd be cool to wrap kids in tin foil and send them as leftovers.

07-26-2003, 08:51 PM	#35
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....!!!!

07-26-2003, 09:08 PM	#36
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Makes you wanna go trick-or-treating this year. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

07-26-2003, 11:11 PM	#37
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Uhhhhhhh...GW, just how old are you?

07-26-2003, 11:23 PM	#38
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~Well, y'know with us Faeries you just never can be sure. Certainly old enough to know better, and happily also old enough not to give a damn anymore. ~GW __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

07-27-2003, 12:07 AM	#39
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	The suspense is killing me to the point that I will die from it....

07-27-2003, 12:36 AM	#40
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	The Mysterious Green Faerie hosts my fanfic, and I don't have any idea how old she is either.