Alright... I'm getting sick of this.... - Page 2

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-27-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

I was angling towards Jennifer Love Hewitt but "Buffy" seems pretty popular amongst TMNT fans...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we here would like our women to wear bras

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-27-2003, 01:21 AM

*sigh*

I'm constantly amazed by the things people will waste their time on. All that time and energy that's gone into trying to annoy you...time and energy that could be SO much better spent.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 01:25 AM

Tell me about it. I got laid today. I bet HE didn't.

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 03:57 AM

Man, it's great how PW's life revolves around me and Leo.
He probably sits up all night thinking about ways to get back at us.
...To bad we bitch slap him down to size every time

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 03:58 AM

It aint easy bein' nWo Tech. It aint easy bein' smarter, funnier, sexier, and just plain better than everyone else.

Oh, wait.... yeah it is.

*damnhooligan* · 07-27-2003, 05:17 AM

Closest thing I ever got was pressing 1 (234) 567 8910 when I was learning the number system on my dad's kick ass Jolly Green Giant phone.

Loooong distance! I honestly have no idea where I called, but I do remember a nice lady telling me my parents wouldn't like it if I did that again. Hmmm...

*That Matt Guy* · 07-27-2003, 05:25 AM

I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.

Maybe 'cause he knows neither of us are 15 year old loser virgins?
He seems to be obsessed with Leo's lady.... OH! maybe he's in love with leo!

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 05:46 AM

MZ and PW apparently have hated us ever since that "So where are you guys from?" thread that got way out of hand, with all the pictures of wrestlers and such.

I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order."

Classic.

Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a d*ck you ***" routine. They feel insecure because they got slapped with the proverbial "penis across the forehead".

And so they should.

"And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be PLAYA-HATIN' SONS'A B*TCHES, now can you dig that?!" - nWo 25:17

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order."

Classic.

Hmm not sure I remember that... well.. wait.. wait.. it's coming back to me....

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 05:55 AM

Bwaaaahahahahaaa, yesssss.....

I'd suggest digging up those old threads, as they're still there, but 80% of the posts ended up getting deleted so they really aren't as funny. We really were way more obnoxious than usual that night.

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 05:56 AM

Yeah, it's a shame we didn't save them as logs or something, 'cause then we could have released it as our Greatest Hits album.

That and the Letter writing campaign bit we kept doing to eachother

*That Matt Guy* · 07-27-2003, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a d*ck you ***" routine.

Man, their humor is some of the funniest and original I have ever seen.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 06:05 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:00am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve

Bob here. My client, Leo656, feels it necessary to remind you that due to the sensitive nature of said earlier correspondence (i.e., accusations of "playa-hatin'" on behalf of my client), it was mutually agreed upon that said correspondence would no longer be a matter of public record. He is very embarrassed by this, and having it brought up in public has left him very emotionally disturbed. Currently, he is throwing cats at random strangers who pass by his house while screaming for someone to bring him at least 63% of Angelina Jolie "smothered in mayonnaise".

For the sake of my client and his mental health, please refrain from airing our dirty laundry in public in the future. Thanks.

Eagerly awaiting that invitation to the annual nWo Tech Legal Dept. barbecue...

Bob
nWo Tech Legal Dept.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-27-2003, 06:08 AM

Eh... Angelina Jolie smothered in mayonaise? Sounds good to me.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 06:14 AM

Damn right... I LOVE mayonnaise!

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 06:15 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:15am EST
From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Bob,

Steve here. I've talked to my client regarding the recent incident. Isn't it a shame how these too can't just get along? They're kind of like Queen Circa 1985 during all of the rumors of their impending break up. However, if that was the case, who would be freddy mercury? My client claims to be the Roger Taylor of their Queen group. If this has anything to do with Queen's "I want to break free" Video, I'm not sure.

In closing, My Client will post more pictures of Sailor Moon cosplayers if the situation becomes that desperate. please keep in contact.

Steve

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 06:24 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:16am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve,

Bob again. I begrudgingly must concede that my client, one Leo656 (hereby demanding to be referred to in print as "Shasta McNasty"), is suffering from extremely erratic behavior due to a severely worsening mental condition. "Shasta" has spent the last five minutes dropping water balloons on passers-by from his second-floor window while screaming "I am Henry the Eighth, I am!" upon impact, while dressed in a low-quality childrens' He-Man (tm) costume from 1985 which, sadly, no longer fits quite right.

Which reminds me... I think Leo... er... "Shasta"... left his "medicine" at your client Grunger Kittie's (who my client hereby insists be referred to in print as "Honky McCrackerton") house. I suggest we get the two of them together as soon as possible before my client ruins any more furniture or impregnates any more of the female staff.

And incidentally, make those photos the ones of the Supergirl cosplayer, and I'm all for it.

Bob

**GK Punk** · 07-27-2003, 06:51 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:43am EST
From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Hey Bob, it's steve again.

My Client, (One, "Honky McCrackerton") Has indeed found your client's(One, Shasta McNasty) "Medicine" in his house. Honky insists however, that we must refer to said medicine as "pain go bye bye cigarettes" from this moment forward.

...On second thought... Up on closer examination of the "Pain go bye bye Cigarette" box, we have discovered a note inside that reads the following:
"Dearest Sean, my closest love. I owe you one new box of the greenest of treats. Sincerely, Sean."

On a better note, here is that Supergirl cosplayer you requested.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-27-2003, 07:04 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:56am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve,

Bob again. My client, one Leo656 (now no longer answering to "Shasta McNasty", instead demanding to be referred to as "Baron Von Shagz-A-Lot") was quite relieved upon recovery of the... "pain go bye bye" cigarettes. However, upon hearing that the supply was running low, as it were, he as regressed even further. He has re-dubbed your client "Hatey McWhitebread" and is blaming "The Man" for his current state.

Furthermore, the higher-ups are considering disbanding nWo Tech because everyone involved is a bunch of po-.... er... "pain go bye bye cigarette"-heads. These guys need to get their respective acts together, and fast.

Personally, I'm at a loss.

On a better note.... hot damn.

Bob

07-27-2003, 01:21 AM	#22
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	sigh I'm constantly amazed by the things people will waste their time on. All that time and energy that's gone into trying to annoy you...time and energy that could be SO much better spent. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-27-2003, 05:17 AM	#26
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Closest thing I ever got was pressing 1 (234) 567 8910 when I was learning the number system on my dad's kick ass Jolly Green Giant phone. Loooong distance! I honestly have no idea where I called, but I do remember a nice lady telling me my parents wouldn't like it if I did that again. Hmmm... __________________

07-27-2003, 06:05 AM	#34
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Legal Dept. Sunday, July 27, 2003 8:00am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve Bob here. My client, Leo656, feels it necessary to remind you that due to the sensitive nature of said earlier correspondence (i.e., accusations of "playa-hatin'" on behalf of my client), it was mutually agreed upon that said correspondence would no longer be a matter of public record. He is very embarrassed by this, and having it brought up in public has left him very emotionally disturbed. Currently, he is throwing cats at random strangers who pass by his house while screaming for someone to bring him at least 63% of Angelina Jolie "smothered in mayonnaise". For the sake of my client and his mental health, please refrain from airing our dirty laundry in public in the future. Thanks. Eagerly awaiting that invitation to the annual nWo Tech Legal Dept. barbecue... Bob nWo Tech Legal Dept.

07-27-2003, 06:24 AM	#38
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Cosplayers, eh...? Sunday, July 27, 2003 8:16am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve, Bob again. I begrudgingly must concede that my client, one Leo656 (hereby demanding to be referred to in print as "Shasta McNasty"), is suffering from extremely erratic behavior due to a severely worsening mental condition. "Shasta" has spent the last five minutes dropping water balloons on passers-by from his second-floor window while screaming "I am Henry the Eighth, I am!" upon impact, while dressed in a low-quality childrens' He-Man (tm) costume from 1985 which, sadly, no longer fits quite right. Which reminds me... I think Leo... er... "Shasta"... left his "medicine" at your client Grunger Kittie's (who my client hereby insists be referred to in print as "Honky McCrackerton") house. I suggest we get the two of them together as soon as possible before my client ruins any more furniture or impregnates any more of the female staff. And incidentally, make those photos the ones of the Supergirl cosplayer, and I'm all for it. Bob

07-27-2003, 01:25 AM	#23
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Tell me about it. I got laid today. I bet HE didn't.

07-27-2003, 03:57 AM	#24
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Man, it's great how PW's life revolves around me and Leo. He probably sits up all night thinking about ways to get back at us. ...To bad we bitch slap him down to size every time

07-27-2003, 03:58 AM	#25
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	It aint easy bein' nWo Tech. It aint easy bein' smarter, funnier, sexier, and just plain better than everyone else. Oh, wait.... yeah it is.

07-27-2003, 05:25 AM	#27
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.

07-27-2003, 05:46 AM	#29
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	MZ and PW apparently have hated us ever since that "So where are you guys from?" thread that got way out of hand, with all the pictures of wrestlers and such. I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order." Classic. Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a dck you " routine. They feel insecure because they got slapped with the proverbial "penis across the forehead". And so they should. "And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be PLAYA-HATIN' SONS'A BTCHES*, now can you dig that?!" - nWo 25:17

07-27-2003, 05:55 AM	#31
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Bwaaaahahahahaaa, yesssss..... I'd suggest digging up those old threads, as they're still there, but 80% of the posts ended up getting deleted so they really aren't as funny. We really were way more obnoxious than usual that night.

07-27-2003, 05:56 AM	#32
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Yeah, it's a shame we didn't save them as logs or something, 'cause then we could have released it as our Greatest Hits album. That and the Letter writing campaign bit we kept doing to eachother

07-27-2003, 06:08 AM	#35
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Eh... Angelina Jolie smothered in mayonaise? Sounds good to me.

07-27-2003, 06:14 AM	#36
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Damn right... I LOVE mayonnaise!

07-27-2003, 06:15 AM	#37
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Sunday, July 27, 2003 8:15am EST From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Bob, Steve here. I've talked to my client regarding the recent incident. Isn't it a shame how these too can't just get along? They're kind of like Queen Circa 1985 during all of the rumors of their impending break up. However, if that was the case, who would be freddy mercury? My client claims to be the Roger Taylor of their Queen group. If this has anything to do with Queen's "I want to break free" Video, I'm not sure. In closing, My Client will post more pictures of Sailor Moon cosplayers if the situation becomes that desperate. please keep in contact. Steve

07-27-2003, 06:51 AM	#39
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Sunday, July 27, 2003 8:43am EST From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Hey Bob, it's steve again. My Client, (One, "Honky McCrackerton") Has indeed found your client's(One, Shasta McNasty) "Medicine" in his house. Honky insists however, that we must refer to said medicine as "pain go bye bye cigarettes" from this moment forward. ...On second thought... Up on closer examination of the "Pain go bye bye Cigarette" box, we have discovered a note inside that reads the following: "Dearest Sean, my closest love. I owe you one new box of the greenest of treats. Sincerely, Sean." On a better note, here is that Supergirl cosplayer you requested.

07-27-2003, 07:04 AM	#40
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Sunday, July 27, 2003 8:56am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve, Bob again. My client, one Leo656 (now no longer answering to "Shasta McNasty", instead demanding to be referred to as "Baron Von Shagz-A-Lot") was quite relieved upon recovery of the... "pain go bye bye" cigarettes. However, upon hearing that the supply was running low, as it were, he as regressed even further. He has re-dubbed your client "Hatey McWhitebread" and is blaming "The Man" for his current state. Furthermore, the higher-ups are considering disbanding nWo Tech because everyone involved is a bunch of po-.... er... "pain go bye bye cigarette"-heads. These guys need to get their respective acts together, and fast. Personally, I'm at a loss. On a better note.... hot damn. Bob