HHH is getting 2 movies - Page 2

Shellfox · 09-20-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I still can't get over the fact that HHH is actually getting into movies now. The Rock was bad enough, but at least he has shown some brief flashes of being entertaining at times, if only by accident. But Trips? He'd only be entertaining if Chris Jericho was surgically removing his tonsils with a pair of burning hot needle-nosed pliars. Through his anus. With no anesthetic.

I knew I could count on you to make me laugh and get this topic back on track.

And for the record I call him Trippy

*JameO* · 09-22-2003, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shellfox

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I still can't get over the fact that HHH is actually getting into movies now. The Rock was bad enough, but at least he has shown some brief flashes of being entertaining at times, if only by accident. But Trips? He'd only be entertaining if Chris Jericho was surgically removing his tonsils with a pair of burning hot needle-nosed pliars. Through his anus. With no anesthetic.

I knew I could count on you to make me laugh and get this topic back on track.

And for the record I call him Trippy

Trippy and Trips. Interesting.

*Taloniss* · 09-22-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shellfox

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I still can't get over the fact that HHH is actually getting into movies now. The Rock was bad enough, but at least he has shown some brief flashes of being entertaining at times, if only by accident. But Trips? He'd only be entertaining if Chris Jericho was surgically removing his tonsils with a pair of burning hot needle-nosed pliars. Through his anus. With no anesthetic.

I knew I could count on you to make me laugh and get this topic back on track.

And for the record I call him Trippy

I call him Crips.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 05:02 PM

Sometimes I substitute "Cripple H" because he's so damn brittle from all the steroids he does. First his quad tear, now his so-called groin injury. I'm having flashbacks to Bret Hart in WCW circa 1998 lately, when Bret refused to defend the U.S. Title for like 4 months because of "a serious groin injury.... the likes of which you've NEVER SEEN!"

I mean, Trips doesn't exactly have a high impact style. How the heck did he pull his groin? Steph is a fox and all that, but I doubt she's THAT wild in the bedroom...

*Taloniss* · 09-22-2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Sometimes I substitute "Cripple H" because he's so damn brittle from all the steroids he does. First his quad tear, now his so-called groin injury. I'm having flashbacks to Bret Hart in WCW circa 1998 lately, when Bret refused to defend the U.S. Title for like 4 months because of "a serious groin injury.... the likes of which you've NEVER SEEN!"

I mean, Trips doesn't exactly have a high impact style. How the heck did he pull his groin? Steph is a fox and all that, but I doubt she's THAT wild in the bedroom...

It's cause all the 'roids weakened his body so much that he can't walk. He's Kevin Nash V2.0!

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 05:34 PM

Except Nash was always kinda paunchy, he was never a musclebound type like Trips, and-....

WAITASECOND.... you DARE defile the name of NASH?!?!?!?!

You're in for it now, buddy... see that look in his eyes? That's you he's after...

Blaze DTGG · 09-22-2003, 06:14 PM

it's bad enough that they let the Rock act.. now they are letting HHH??? god.. I am going to need to go boil my eyeballs in acid just for reading this thread.

I mean honestly.... they should not allow people to act just because they are famous in some other meduim.

if you can sing.. dont push your luck and try acting.
if you act.. dont push your luck and try singing

its only a very rare few who can do both

and as far as wrestling goes.. I have watched WWE wrestling.. and frankly.. I have seen better acting in a Porno Flick....

this wrestler to actor sh*t needs to stop.

Blaze DTGG

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 06:23 PM

That's right. Only Hogan, Piper, Savage and Nash are allowed to act.

Hogan, because Rocky III was SO good, it forgives all his failures since.

Piper, because They Live was a cult classic with actual quality, a rare beast indeed. "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.... and I'm all outta bubblegum."

Savage, because the son of a bitch is legitimately insane and *I* sure as hell aint gonna tell him he can't do a movie if he wants. I mean, he was ok in Spider-Man, and another movie might distract him from that f*cking rap CD he's making.

And Nash can just do whatever the hell he wants because he's Nash.

Trips and Flex, meanwhile, well... I wouldn't mind seeing them in a movie... provided it was a snuff film. THAT I would pay to see.

*Taloniss* · 09-22-2003, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Except Nash was always kinda paunchy, he was never a musclebound type like Trips, and-....

WAITASECOND.... you DARE defile the name of NASH?!?!?!?!

You're in for it now, buddy... see that look in his eyes? That's you he's after...

I was reffering to that neither one of them can walk without injuring themselves in some way, not the roids.

**GK Punk** · 09-22-2003, 09:21 PM

That nash pic is cracking me up!!!

Sting can actually act for the record.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-22-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Piper, because They Live was a cult classic with actual quality, a rare beast indeed.

MORE BLASPHEMY!!!!!

I didn't notice that one until today.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-23-2003, 01:56 AM

Damn it, I defy ANYONE to show me a better fight scene in a movie than the one in They Live! If there's a better 8 minute back-alley brawl over putting on sunglasses, I have yet to see it. Bastards.

I mean c'mon, he suplexed him on the concrete... lol....

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-23-2003, 07:57 AM

You KNOW something from a movie is legendary when it's parodied in "South Park"

"CRIPPLE FIGHT!"

Anybody remember that scene?

Shellfox · 09-23-2003, 08:05 AM

Depending on who you ask this may hurt his cae, But I thought Pipers work in "frog Town" (or what ever its called) was pretty damn good, really wierd but a good movie. (Hell its better then Bill 'Universal Soldier' Goldberg)

*That Matt Guy* · 09-23-2003, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Shellfox

Depending on who you ask this may hurt his cae, But I thought Pipers work in "frog Town" (or what ever its called) was pretty damn good, really wierd but a good movie. (Hell its better then Bill 'Universal Soldier' Goldberg)

It was called "Hell Comes to Frog Town" And that movie does kick ass. Piper can actually act, but he always plays the same character over and over.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-23-2003, 03:32 PM

Very true. All his movies after They Live were usually about him being a cop avenging his partner/wrongfully accused of murder and out for revenge. Except one where Shannon Tweed was in it and Piper played a bad guy called Ice and slit someone's throat. It was pretty cool. I think that was called "No Contest".

Heh... "Hell Comes to Frogtown"... to this DAY Piper swears it was his evil twin who made that movie.

Remember when he had sex with the mutant frog chick and made her wear a bag over her head?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-23-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Except Nash was always kinda paunchy, he was never a musclebound type like Trips, and-....

WAITASECOND.... you DARE defile the name of NASH?!?!?!?!

You're in for it now, buddy... see that look in his eyes? That's you he's after...

Oh, I really like his hair in this one...

Mine's almost like that...just longer and thicker...*planning on highlights*

*That Matt Guy* · 09-23-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Remember when he had sex with the mutant frog chick and made her wear a bag over her head?

I try not to remember that.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-23-2003, 10:06 PM

I gotta see this movie now...

*XERO* · 09-24-2003, 01:13 AM

Don't forget, Piper was also a guest star on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

EDIT: On a side note, I am SO glad that HHH lost to Goldberg. He had that title for about 7 months. It was starting to get boring.

09-22-2003, 06:14 PM	#27
Blaze DTGG Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 673	it's bad enough that they let the Rock act.. now they are letting HHH??? god.. I am going to need to go boil my eyeballs in acid just for reading this thread. I mean honestly.... they should not allow people to act just because they are famous in some other meduim. if you can sing.. dont push your luck and try acting. if you act.. dont push your luck and try singing its only a very rare few who can do both and as far as wrestling goes.. I have watched WWE wrestling.. and frankly.. I have seen better acting in a Porno Flick.... this wrestler to actor sht needs to stop. Blaze DTGG __________________ "Life's a Btch, and then you hit it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for pissing on the carpet"

09-23-2003, 08:05 AM	#34
Shellfox Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,234	Depending on who you ask this may hurt his cae, But I thought Pipers work in "frog Town" (or what ever its called) was pretty damn good, really wierd but a good movie. (Hell its better then Bill 'Universal Soldier' Goldberg) __________________ We're americans, We build Monster Trucks for fun! Imagin what we'll build when you piss us off!!- Christopher Titus

09-24-2003, 01:13 AM	#40
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Don't forget, Piper was also a guest star on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. EDIT: On a side note, I am SO glad that HHH lost to Goldberg. He had that title for about 7 months. It was starting to get boring. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#24
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Sometimes I substitute "Cripple H" because he's so damn brittle from all the steroids he does. First his quad tear, now his so-called groin injury. I'm having flashbacks to Bret Hart in WCW circa 1998 lately, when Bret refused to defend the U.S. Title for like 4 months because of "a serious groin injury.... the likes of which you've NEVER SEEN!" I mean, Trips doesn't exactly have a high impact style. How the heck did he pull his groin? Steph is a fox and all that, but I doubt she's THAT wild in the bedroom...

09-22-2003, 05:34 PM	#26
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Except Nash was always kinda paunchy, he was never a musclebound type like Trips, and-.... WAITASECOND.... you DARE defile the name of NASH?!?!?!?! You're in for it now, buddy... see that look in his eyes? That's you he's after...

09-22-2003, 06:23 PM	#28
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That's right. Only Hogan, Piper, Savage and Nash are allowed to act. Hogan, because Rocky III was SO good, it forgives all his failures since. Piper, because They Live was a cult classic with actual quality, a rare beast indeed. "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.... and I'm all outta bubblegum." Savage, because the son of a bitch is legitimately insane and I sure as hell aint gonna tell him he can't do a movie if he wants. I mean, he was ok in Spider-Man, and another movie might distract him from that f*cking rap CD he's making. And Nash can just do whatever the hell he wants because he's Nash. Trips and Flex, meanwhile, well... I wouldn't mind seeing them in a movie... provided it was a snuff film. THAT I would pay to see.

09-22-2003, 09:21 PM	#30
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	That nash pic is cracking me up!!! Sting can actually act for the record.

09-23-2003, 01:56 AM	#32
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Damn it, I defy ANYONE to show me a better fight scene in a movie than the one in They Live! If there's a better 8 minute back-alley brawl over putting on sunglasses, I have yet to see it. Bastards. I mean c'mon, he suplexed him on the concrete... lol....

09-23-2003, 07:57 AM	#33
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	You KNOW something from a movie is legendary when it's parodied in "South Park" "CRIPPLE FIGHT!" Anybody remember that scene?

09-23-2003, 03:32 PM	#36
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Very true. All his movies after They Live were usually about him being a cop avenging his partner/wrongfully accused of murder and out for revenge. Except one where Shannon Tweed was in it and Piper played a bad guy called Ice and slit someone's throat. It was pretty cool. I think that was called "No Contest". Heh... "Hell Comes to Frogtown"... to this DAY Piper swears it was his evil twin who made that movie. Remember when he had sex with the mutant frog chick and made her wear a bag over her head?

09-23-2003, 10:06 PM	#39
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	I gotta see this movie now...