Superman/Batman - Page 2

*Dane E5R* · 09-22-2003, 12:55 PM

That boy needs to learn to fly already!

*Mars-Chan* · 09-22-2003, 12:59 PM

*Clark stands on the roof of the nearest building* "I can fly! I CAN fly!!! *leaps off the roof* Maybe not!

*CRASH!!!* Ow...."

*That Matt Guy* · 09-22-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

-=Batman gives Supes a Kryptonite enema and tells him to bite the curb=-

THE END

Superman makes the Earth spin backwards and kills Batman at age 3.

CookSux · 09-22-2003, 02:02 PM

Spider Man is the best.

*Mars-Chan* · 09-22-2003, 02:09 PM

But what does this have to do with the forum?

*Raven* · 09-22-2003, 03:40 PM

I love this book!!!!!! its the next best thing right next to hush!

*The Stryker* · 09-22-2003, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CookSux

Spider Man is the best.

Amen to that

*Voltron* · 09-22-2003, 04:51 PM

People, look. Batman is and always will be the best. Spider Man? Yeah, he's great and all but they ruined him with the clones and he's too whiney. Batman whines with his fists.

Oh, and Matt. If Super Man pulled his reverse rotation ****, Batman at age three would probably still kick his ass. Super Man was only good in the Christopher Reeves movies. Man I love those.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by major pain

I love this book!!!!!! its the next best thing right next to hush!

Amen to that. God I can't wait for Wednesday. On my Birthday of all days, we finally find out who Hush is!

No surprise that the "Hush" Storyline and Superman/Batman are of such high quality, since Jeph Loeb writes them both. He seems to have a knack for the iconic characters.

****SPOILERS****

Wasn't Future Superman twisted as hell in S/B #2? Dear God, that was insane... "You know what I got sick of, Bruce? You kicking the CRAP out of me with your TOYS, when you're nothing but a MAN. A man who only got to stay alive because I LET you. You should have killed me when you had the chance." Sweet merciful crap, that was intense. And Superman SHOOTING his future self with the Kryptonite bullet? I have NEVER seen Superman use a gun before... but I guess it's like he said: "Get the right tool for the right job."

If they can keep this quality up, I hope this book lasts for at least 500 issues. Heh.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-22-2003, 06:15 PM

WOW!

Now I GOTTA read that one!

Anyway, I think Batman could beat Superman. Superman has all the powers but Batman is the better strategist, and that counts more.

Plus, I think Batman knows Aikidou(Am I right, Leo?), which is a martial art based on using your opponents strength against him. And, Superman has ALOT of strength to use be used against him!

Superman would throw a punch, Batman would dodge it as he guides it forward and Superman would be driven into the ground like a nail, by his own punch! Then, Batman could say, "Bet you feel like a genius now, Clark."

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 06:16 PM

Personally I find it hard to dodge a punch being thrown by a guy who can move faster than the speed of sound... but it's an interesting theory!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-22-2003, 06:19 PM

I suppose if you're anticipating thr punch and have used Aikidou alot. A certain degree of concentration could make speed a non-issue.

Even Musashi said that if you're a real pro, speed doesn't matter.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-22-2003, 06:26 PM

I'd still just as soon not let Superman throw punches at me thanks

I know who I'D rather face in a fight is all I'M sayin'....

*Raven* · 09-22-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Quote:

Originally Posted by major pain

I love this book!!!!!! its the next best thing right next to hush!

Amen to that. God I can't wait for Wednesday. On my Birthday of all days, we finally find out who Hush is!

No surprise that the "Hush" Storyline and Superman/Batman are of such high quality, since Jeph Loeb writes them both. He seems to have a knack for the iconic characters.

same here, it comes out the same day my birthday is! cool!
ya, jeph really seems to be hitting all the right buttons with these two!

TMNT is cooler than MOTU · 09-22-2003, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mars

*Clark stands on the roof of the nearest building* "I can fly! I CAN fly!!! *leaps off the roof* Maybe not!

*CRASH!!!* Ow...."

He needs to think of more happy thoughts.

*Mars-Chan* · 09-23-2003, 01:58 PM

Yeah....like Rufio...oh, wait...that's MY happy thought.....

*Dr. Doom* · 09-24-2003, 01:48 AM

There's this kid who I went to High School with who looked just like Rufio. It was pr......ett.......y............fun...........ny... .......

-=Notices MOTU's Avatar=-

RIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!!

-=Violently murders the first person he sees, then summons the Doombots=- TAKE HIM TO THE ROYAL CURB, IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

*Raven* · 09-24-2003, 05:18 PM

you feeling ok doom?

*Dr. Doom* · 09-25-2003, 12:01 AM

OH, YES, DOOM FEELS JUST DUCKY. IN FACT, LET'S HVE A PARTY!

A CURBING PARTY!!!

-=Doombots drag him away as well=-

CookSux · 09-27-2003, 11:27 PM

I finally went out and picked up the first book today. It's not that bad, albiet a little short. I shoulda picked up the 2nd one too... Oh well I'll get it next week.

09-22-2003, 12:55 PM	#21
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09-22-2003, 12:59 PM	#22
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Clark stands on the roof of the nearest building "I can fly! I CAN fly!!! leaps off the roof Maybe not! CRASH!!! Ow...." __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-22-2003, 02:02 PM	#24
CookSux Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 928	Spider Man is the best. __________________ http://http://cooksux.deviantart.com/ http://www.xanga.com/cooksux http://www.myspace.com/cooksux

09-22-2003, 02:09 PM	#25
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	But what does this have to do with the forum? __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-22-2003, 03:40 PM	#26
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	I love this book!!!!!! its the next best thing right next to hush! __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

09-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#28
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	People, look. Batman is and always will be the best. Spider Man? Yeah, he's great and all but they ruined him with the clones and he's too whiney. Batman whines with his fists. Oh, and Matt. If Super Man pulled his reverse rotation ****, Batman at age three would probably still kick his ass. Super Man was only good in the Christopher Reeves movies. Man I love those.

09-22-2003, 06:15 PM	#30
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	WOW! Now I GOTTA read that one! Anyway, I think Batman could beat Superman. Superman has all the powers but Batman is the better strategist, and that counts more. Plus, I think Batman knows Aikidou(Am I right, Leo?), which is a martial art based on using your opponents strength against him. And, Superman has ALOT of strength to use be used against him! Superman would throw a punch, Batman would dodge it as he guides it forward and Superman would be driven into the ground like a nail, by his own punch! Then, Batman could say, "Bet you feel like a genius now, Clark." __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-22-2003, 06:16 PM	#31
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Personally I find it hard to dodge a punch being thrown by a guy who can move faster than the speed of sound... but it's an interesting theory!

09-22-2003, 06:19 PM	#32
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	I suppose if you're anticipating thr punch and have used Aikidou alot. A certain degree of concentration could make speed a non-issue. Even Musashi said that if you're a real pro, speed doesn't matter. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-22-2003, 06:26 PM	#33
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'd still just as soon not let Superman throw punches at me thanks I know who I'D rather face in a fight is all I'M sayin'....

09-23-2003, 01:58 PM	#36
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Yeah....like Rufio...oh, wait...that's MY happy thought..... __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-24-2003, 01:48 AM	#37
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	There's this kid who I went to High School with who looked just like Rufio. It was pr......ett.......y............fun...........ny... ....... -=Notices MOTU's Avatar=- RIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!! -=Violently murders the first person he sees, then summons the Doombots=- TAKE HIM TO THE ROYAL CURB, IMMEDIATELY!!!!! __________________ I love you, Pickle.

09-24-2003, 05:18 PM	#38
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	you feeling ok doom? __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

09-25-2003, 12:01 AM	#39
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	OH, YES, DOOM FEELS JUST DUCKY. IN FACT, LET'S HVE A PARTY! A CURBING PARTY!!! -=Doombots drag him away as well=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

09-27-2003, 11:27 PM	#40
CookSux Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 928	I finally went out and picked up the first book today. It's not that bad, albiet a little short. I shoulda picked up the 2nd one too... Oh well I'll get it next week. __________________ http://http://cooksux.deviantart.com/ http://www.xanga.com/cooksux http://www.myspace.com/cooksux