Alternate realities are real says scientist - Page 2

~~Leo656~~ · 11-07-2015, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

But what about women? We don't have beards, so how do we tell who is an alternate? Knowing my luck, I'm probably the one.....

That's easy. Women with armpit hair are automatically evil and everyone already knew that.

When in doubt, check the pits. "Don King in a headlock"? EVIL TWIN. 100% accurate 120% of the time. Which is 150% amazing because anything higher than 100% is bullsh*t. So like, yeah, WOW.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-07-2015, 03:25 AM

So.... only French women are evil? And what if you just forget to shave for a few days? Does that make you evil? See, that rule makes no sense....

~~Leo656~~ · 11-07-2015, 03:35 AM

If you analyze exactly what you said a little more carefully you'll realize you've only reinforced my point.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-07-2015, 03:41 AM

So you're evil if you forget to shave? C'mom, man, I might be a witch and yeah, I get kind of catty sometimes, but that doesn't make me EVIL!! Cause I do sometimes forget when I've got a lot on my mind. Didn't think that was a sign of being evil, just preocupied.

~~Leo656~~ · 11-07-2015, 03:46 AM

To all of the men who have to endure those kinds of "off days", it's astonishingly Evil.

"Preoccupied" is more like, "Whoops! Haha, silly me! I forgot to take those Ben Wa Balls out before I went to work! This ought'a be a fun meeting! Ha ha ha!"

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-07-2015, 03:54 AM

Ah, so you were referring to THAT time? No that wasn't what I meant at all. Granted, ALL women get a little "evil" then, but I was just talking about when you've had a really busy and stressful week, and you just plain don't think about it.

~~Leo656~~ · 11-07-2015, 04:05 AM

No, not specifically. I meant "off days" in the general non-shaving sense, but yes, they do occasionally line up with other "off days" and that's just doubly awful.

For a guy, that just adds up to, "Great, my pet manic-depressive cactus is once again alternating between crying, screaming at me, and asking if she's getting fat." No bueno. In fact, Anti-Bueno.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-07-2015, 05:36 AM

See, I don't really equate the two as being the same. My off days qhen I just forget are usually just busy and hectic. Days when you barely have time for a quick shower much less a shave.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 11-07-2015, 06:08 AM

Earth 2 can have our Kardashians and Trump, but we get their Hawking and Dawkins, I called it-black-magic no erase-ies.

No take-backs-jack.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 11-07-2015, 01:54 PM

I've had an Evil Goatee for years now.

I'm my own Mirror Universe self! All of my bad behavior and sadism is now excusable and understandable!!!

*Jephael* · 11-09-2015, 11:54 PM

I just wish I lived in a reality where @$$holes didn't exist!!!

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-10-2015, 12:36 AM

No such place. Every universe has 'em. Pretty sure it's required. It's like a law of physics, or something. Balance, man. Multiversal balance.

*IndigoErth* · 11-10-2015, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tmnt transformer

Great. Let's hope the alternate universe is friendly and not full of dark beings that want to take over the planet...

Given the state the world, I think we already live in that one. That other universes need to fear.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 11-10-2015, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

Maybe there's an alternate reality in which I have a gf.
:^)

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Given the state the world, I think we already live in that one. That other universes need to fear.

Soon we will cross over and conquer them all!!!!

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-10-2015, 06:46 PM

Hmm, An inter-dimensional warlord? I could see myself doing that. I still need to perfect my anti-matter particle cannon first, though. Gotta' have a doomsday weapon to scare them into submission, after all.

*TigerClaw* · 11-10-2015, 07:28 PM

There's probably an alternate universe in which, TMNT did not exist.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-10-2015, 07:50 PM

Sacrilege! Bite your tongue, heathen non-believer!!

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 11-10-2015, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerClaw

There's probably an alternate universe in which, TMNT did not exist.

Why so you think I'm going to war? The Holy Gospel of Hamato Yoshi MUST be spread throughout the cosmos!

They will welcome me with open arms... Intergalactic Turtle Power, forced upon them by my intergalactic crusade!!!!

*plastroncafe* · 11-10-2015, 08:55 PM

Um...you're IN the universe where the TMNT don't exist.
Everywhere else they're real.

A la All Star Superman.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-10-2015, 09:05 PM

No, no, we're just in the universe where they're fictional. He meant the one where nobody ever heard of or created them. The "No TMNT At All" universe. That's not us.

11-07-2015, 03:25 AM	#22
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	So.... only French women are evil? And what if you just forget to shave for a few days? Does that make you evil? See, that rule makes no sense.... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-07-2015, 03:41 AM	#24
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	So you're evil if you forget to shave? C'mom, man, I might be a witch and yeah, I get kind of catty sometimes, but that doesn't make me EVIL!! Cause I do sometimes forget when I've got a lot on my mind. Didn't think that was a sign of being evil, just preocupied. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-07-2015, 03:54 AM	#26
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Ah, so you were referring to THAT time? No that wasn't what I meant at all. Granted, ALL women get a little "evil" then, but I was just talking about when you've had a really busy and stressful week, and you just plain don't think about it. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-07-2015, 05:36 AM	#28
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	See, I don't really equate the two as being the same. My off days qhen I just forget are usually just busy and hectic. Days when you barely have time for a quick shower much less a shave. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-07-2015, 01:54 PM	#30
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	I've had an Evil Goatee for years now. I'm my own Mirror Universe self! All of my bad behavior and sadism is now excusable and understandable!!! __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

11-07-2015, 03:35 AM	#23
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	If you analyze exactly what you said a little more carefully you'll realize you've only reinforced my point.

11-07-2015, 03:46 AM	#25
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	To all of the men who have to endure those kinds of "off days", it's astonishingly Evil. "Preoccupied" is more like, "Whoops! Haha, silly me! I forgot to take those Ben Wa Balls out before I went to work! This ought'a be a fun meeting! Ha ha ha!"

11-07-2015, 04:05 AM	#27
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	No, not specifically. I meant "off days" in the general non-shaving sense, but yes, they do occasionally line up with other "off days" and that's just doubly awful. For a guy, that just adds up to, "Great, my pet manic-depressive cactus is once again alternating between crying, screaming at me, and asking if she's getting fat." No bueno. In fact, Anti-Bueno.

11-07-2015, 06:08 AM	#29
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	Earth 2 can have our Kardashians and Trump, but we get their Hawking and Dawkins, I called it-black-magic no erase-ies. No take-backs-jack.

11-09-2015, 11:54 PM	#31
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	I just wish I lived in a reality where @$$holes didn't exist!!! __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-10-2015, 12:36 AM	#32
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	No such place. Every universe has 'em. Pretty sure it's required. It's like a law of physics, or something. Balance, man. Multiversal balance. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-10-2015, 06:46 PM	#35
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Hmm, An inter-dimensional warlord? I could see myself doing that. I still need to perfect my anti-matter particle cannon first, though. Gotta' have a doomsday weapon to scare them into submission, after all. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-10-2015, 07:28 PM	#36
TigerClaw Mutant Tiger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hialeah, Florida, USA Posts: 14,165	There's probably an alternate universe in which, TMNT did not exist. __________________ Follow me on my Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@tygerclaw305

11-10-2015, 07:50 PM	#37
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Sacrilege! Bite your tongue, heathen non-believer!! __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-10-2015, 09:05 PM	#40
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	No, no, we're just in the universe where they're fictional. He meant the one where nobody ever heard of or created them. The "No TMNT At All" universe. That's not us. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end