What's your tolerance for crude, obscene or gross-out humor in movies? - Page 2

*CyberCubed* · 03-12-2017, 05:17 PM

I just find the male body to be repulsive. Most men have ugly bodies.

*IndigoErth* · 03-12-2017, 05:25 PM

Limited to just certain things, such as a good parody film that's just supposed to be off the wall and stupid in general.

If a film has the vibe of having been made by grown men who still have the mentality of frat boys, who in turn still have the mentality of 14-year-olds, who believe the audience has the mentality of 7-year-olds... Pass. It's like you can just feel the IQ dropping upon viewing it.

I find the adult perpetual teenager personality and trying too hard rather annoying. (Be it by characters, film makers, or anyone.) Such is somewhat the case with the aforementioned Deadpool. I didn't dislike it, but I honestly expected to like it more. I found the character kind of annoying.

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Also male nudity is never funny.

As if they hardly ever try to play it off as sexy. It's almost always some guy you (and by 'you' I mean those of us who would not mind seeing naked men in more movies) you don't want to see.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 03-12-2017, 06:05 PM

Agreed. Male nudity in general is intended to either be funny or sexy, never both. And the kind of guys whom us ladies would find pleasing to look at, generally DON'T do the former. Male bodies CAN be attractive, it's just that most comedic actors don't have THAT kind of body. (Ryan being an exception!)

I don't care much for fart jokes, however, as they are so overdone and are the lowest of the low.

*CyberCubed* · 03-12-2017, 06:26 PM

Men are disgusting creatures in general, especially the ones with hair all over their body. Even body builders with six packs are a turnoff. Then of course overweight men are bad too.

God thank goodness I'll never have anything to do with men. I hate the way they look. If I were a woman I'd definitely be a lesbian.

*plastroncafe* · 03-12-2017, 07:05 PM

I never expected Cube to be a misandrist.
Guess I learned a new thing today!

*ToTheNines* · 03-12-2017, 07:18 PM

Looks like he goes both ways.

*ProactiveMan* · 03-13-2017, 09:02 AM

I don't think he's Krang; I am starting to wonder if he's Chris Chan.

*Jephael* · 03-13-2017, 03:39 PM

I'm definitely in the boat of being able to handle crude humor, but I don't approve of it being directed towards certain characters that're otherwise supposed to uphold certain moral fibers.

Case in point, there was a fan video on YouTube a while back where Superman confided in a therapist that he was addicted to porn and he was raised by white trash hicks. That just did not sit well with me (even if it was just a parody). Ironically, this video was followed up by a funnier episode in which the same therapist speaks with Batman who complains that Robin is coming off gay. I guess I'm biased or something, but for some reason I found that way funnier.

Family Guy is notorious for pulling this kind of sh*t time and time again, and is one of many reasons I grew tired of that show.

*CyberCubed* · 03-14-2017, 03:47 PM

I just watched the movie Grindhouse from 2007 which Planet Terror segment was a whole zombie killing movie. It was about a guy chopping off other men's balls, a woman who loses her leg and replaces it with a machine gun, brutal zombie and killing deaths all over with people's heads flying everywhere, and a 7 year old boy shooting himself in the head with a gun.

This is some crazy sh*t.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-14-2017, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Men are disgusting creatures in general, especially the ones with hair all over their body. Even body builders with six packs are a turnoff. Then of course overweight men are bad too.

God thank goodness I'll never have anything to do with men. I hate the way they look. If I were a woman I'd definitely be a lesbian.

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I just find the male body to be repulsive. Most men have ugly bodies.

Learn to love yourself for who you are, Cubed.

Self-hatred is a destructive thing.

*ToTheNines* · 03-14-2017, 04:13 PM

We've been lead to believe he has the body of an 11 year old girl, so I think he's exempt.

*IndigoErth* · 03-14-2017, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Men are disgusting creatures in general, especially the ones with hair all over their body. Even body builders with six packs are a turnoff. Then of course overweight men are bad too.

God thank goodness I'll never have anything to do with men. I hate the way they look. If I were a woman I'd definitely be a lesbian.

And I find women gross.** But I guess our own perspectives are not the only ones that exist and aren't automatically the "right" ones just because we think it. Huh. How 'bout that.

** And before there are questions or assertions of rightness - Because when you are a woman, you live with the realities of being a woman and an actual human being...not as an idealized vision some men desperately hold onto that doesn't really exist.

And as a straight women, I find women unappealing, so no, I would not be with another woman just because you think men are gross. From this perspective... some man are pretty damn fine and far prettier (in a masculine way) to look at.

edit: Though I should be fair and add that an "idealized" hotness isn't the only attractive thing either. Hot is nice, but I am a sucker most of all for a guy I think is adorable; handsome cuteness (based on my own tastes) wins over hotness.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-14-2017, 04:15 PM

Cubed, can you PM me your address? I need to send you my latest self-help book. You'll love it, it's called:

Doctor Cubedlove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bod

*AT-Man* · 03-14-2017, 04:16 PM

Crude humor is

Also, this is for you, Cubed:

Spoiler:

03-12-2017, 06:05 PM	#23
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Agreed. Male nudity in general is intended to either be funny or sexy, never both. And the kind of guys whom us ladies would find pleasing to look at, generally DON'T do the former. Male bodies CAN be attractive, it's just that most comedic actors don't have THAT kind of body. (Ryan being an exception!) I don't care much for fart jokes, however, as they are so overdone and are the lowest of the low. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

03-13-2017, 09:02 AM	#27
ProactiveMan Spooky ghost Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,266	I don't think he's Krang; I am starting to wonder if he's Chris Chan. __________________ ProactiveMan!

03-13-2017, 03:39 PM	#28
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	I'm definitely in the boat of being able to handle crude humor, but I don't approve of it being directed towards certain characters that're otherwise supposed to uphold certain moral fibers. Case in point, there was a fan video on YouTube a while back where Superman confided in a therapist that he was addicted to porn and he was raised by white trash hicks. That just did not sit well with me (even if it was just a parody). Ironically, this video was followed up by a funnier episode in which the same therapist speaks with Batman who complains that Robin is coming off gay. I guess I'm biased or something, but for some reason I found that way funnier. Family Guy is notorious for pulling this kind of sht time and time again, and is one of many reasons I grew tired of that show. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines* - 1988

03-14-2017, 04:15 PM	#33
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	Cubed, can you PM me your address? I need to send you my latest self-help book. You'll love it, it's called: *Doctor Cubedlove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bod* __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

03-14-2017, 04:16 PM	#34
AT-Man I SEEN IT Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: FIN Posts: 2,206	Crude humor is Also, this is for you, Cubed: Spoiler: __________________ Through the Golden Door

03-12-2017, 05:17 PM	#21
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,883	I just find the male body to be repulsive. Most men have ugly bodies.

03-12-2017, 06:26 PM	#24
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,883	Men are disgusting creatures in general, especially the ones with hair all over their body. Even body builders with six packs are a turnoff. Then of course overweight men are bad too. God thank goodness I'll never have anything to do with men. I hate the way they look. If I were a woman I'd definitely be a lesbian.

03-12-2017, 07:18 PM	#26
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,370	Looks like he goes both ways.

03-14-2017, 03:47 PM	#29
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,883	I just watched the movie Grindhouse from 2007 which Planet Terror segment was a whole zombie killing movie. It was about a guy chopping off other men's balls, a woman who loses her leg and replaces it with a machine gun, brutal zombie and killing deaths all over with people's heads flying everywhere, and a 7 year old boy shooting himself in the head with a gun. This is some crazy sh*t.

03-14-2017, 04:13 PM	#31
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,370	We've been lead to believe he has the body of an 11 year old girl, so I think he's exempt.