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View Poll Results: Getting tired of these kinds of threads yet?
No way! Bring 'em on! 4 25.00%
Nah, I guess not. 2 12.50%
Couldn't care less. 4 25.00%
They're getting old. 3 18.75%
Give it a rest already!!! 3 18.75%
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:36 PM   #21
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:20 PM   #22
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Every US president elected in a year ending in "0" has been shot while in office, except Ronald Reagan who survived.
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:24 PM   #23
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Bush hasn't been shot yet...
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:28 PM   #24
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:28 PM   #25
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now that's amazing.

many US-americans believe that Saddam was responsible for 9/11 (amazing what propaganda can do...)
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:41 PM   #26
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Supposedly...

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Also...

In Texas, when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.





(Note: I've never actually heard of either of these for myself, but I found them on DumbLaws.com.)
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:54 PM   #27
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now dumblaws is a good page.

Switzerland:

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Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday
True, i know of several cases where people got sued for doing that

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You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
True, same as above

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It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.
you can't ever mow your lawn. somebody always gets offended...

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It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment
that would kill my brother aka the king of late peeign (try to go to the toilet at 2 am, guess who you'll meet)

what about your place?
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:20 PM   #28
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English laws

"All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy."
Every englishmen is a trained bow assasin

"You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight."
Let the midnight hunt begin

"You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close."
just get away from the building and you'll be fine

"Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow."
I will make them pay for ever inventing that damn whiskey, mohaa

Something tells me that the englishmen loves longbows and hates welsh and scots
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:22 PM   #29
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Until 1978 it was legal to kill mormons in Missouri.

It's true.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:17 PM   #30
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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Never heard of that before...and you and I are both Tejans
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:48 PM   #31
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Bush hasn't been shot yet...
The way things are going now, it's only a matter of time.



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Old 02-13-2004, 08:13 PM   #32
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I voted for "Give it a rest already!!!". Maybe that was too harsh since I'm only thinking of one particular spammin' trollin' idiot. You know who I mean.
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:18 PM   #33
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i also think it needs a rest, its pretty much the same as the stupidity thread, it should be a little more different, i just hope we get a spam foum, that would be cool
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:28 PM   #34
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Or maybe a "blog" kind of forum.
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:50 PM   #35
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They should lock and delete the stupidity thread. It's a total waste of space.
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:39 PM   #36
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Re: English laws

"Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow."
[/quote]

Technically that's only true in the City of York,and if you see the Scotsman on the City Walls. lol (I used to live there)

Something tells me that the englishmen loves longbows and hates welsh and scots [/quote]

That's what happens when you have over 1000 years of legislation on the statute books and don't review it often enough. The laws make sense historically.
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:43 PM   #37
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What aboot a games/stupid stuff forum?
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:56 PM   #38
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What aboot a games/stupid stuff forum?
Wait for it, wait for it...
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Old 02-14-2004, 07:33 AM   #39
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This is the games/stupid stuff forum as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:50 PM   #40
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