As the Forum Turns - Page 28

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 07:22 PM

*Machias groaned, but Mike had a big smile on his face.*

Mike: C'mon, it'll be fun! We can make whatever we want!

*M&M work together on the meal. Machias looks at the recipe for the omlettes and shakes in a lil' cheyenne pepper. Suddenly the top falls off, a pile of hot pepper landing in the eggs. Looking around her nervously. she quickly grabs a fork and tries to scrape some of the pepper off. nO luck. in a nervous fit, she mixed the pepper into the eggs, adding more cheese to the concoction.*

Hmmm...Maybe they wont notice...hope no one's allergic.

*They finish the meal, whilst singing to the radio, and set the table as well.*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 08:35 PM

*Kali slips out of bed and sniffs the air* Mmmm... smells like breakfast is almost ready.

*Raph grabs for her but she slips away, looking for her clothes*

Now, where did my clothes get to?

Raph: I don't remember. I think your pants are over there somewhere. Wait, your bra's over there in the other corner.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 08:47 PM

*Everyone piled into the kitchen, getting plates and filling them with food. then, they all sat in the living room together and ate, When suddenly...*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 08:54 PM

~Oh my god. I'm tempted to bring back the orange blob just to avoid this.~

*Raphael eats a mouthful of eggs and his eyes widened* Ow! *he drops his fork and fans at his mouth*

*watches as Raph downs an entire glass of milk then slowly pushes her plate aside. The others chuckle softly*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 08:59 PM

~You do, I'll get you...~

Leo: What's wrong, Raph? Cant stand some warm eggs?

Raph: *face turning red, sweating, and gasping (Kinda like last night!

)*
H-Ho-o-o-o-o-o-ott! *cough cough*

*Leo looks at him oddly, and then goes to taste his eggs. He chews and suddenly grabs his napkin. He drinks some of his OJ, and then looks at Mike and machias*

Leo: What the heck did you do?! Put a whole container of hot pepper in these?!

*Everyone looks at the eggs, and then give the two an evil look...*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:04 PM

~Last night? What, were you spying?~

*Splinter, who luckily did not eat anything yet, looks at Machias and Mike* This is not what I meant when I asked you to make breakfast.

*looks at Machias while trying to get Raph to calm down* What did you put in the eggs?

Saisei · 03-27-2002, 09:08 PM

*Saisei glances at her plate, arching a brow before pushing it away*

Whatever it was, just remind me that next time those two cook, they get honor of taking the first bite...

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:09 PM

mike: *raises his hands shaking them* Woah, We didnt do this on purpose! I didnt even Do any of the eggs!

*Everyone looked to Machias, who fidgeted nervously.*

I-I tried to clean some of it off. Well-- the cap fell off when i was putting the cheyenne pepper into the eggs! It was an accident, honest! *desperate look in her eyes* *thinks to self 'Oh great, so much for today starting off on a good note...'*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:14 PM

*Splinter clears his throat* All right, it was an accident.

*Raph wheezes* Yeah, right.

*smacks Raph on the back* It's okay, we just won't have the eggs. We've got plenty of other stuff. I don't like eggs much anyway.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:19 PM

*Machias tries to supress a laugh, but she cant hold it back. She starts to giggle uncontrollably at Raph's red face. Raph scowls at her, and flicks a piece of egg at her.*

*Machias gasped and in one short movement, flung a piece of french toast at him, the syrup causing it to stick to his forehead...*

~I am sick and hyper, what can i say?~

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:23 PM

*takes one look at Raph's face and knows where this is going*

Raph: Why you... *flings more eggs at Machias*

*ducks under the table*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:28 PM

Ack!
*throws spoonfuls of yogurt at Raph, shrapnel hitting don and Mike. Leo sees Raph ducking, and in one smooth motion, tosses some homefries in Raph's face.*

Mike: Food fight! *arms himself with ketchup covered eggs.*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:31 PM

*sits under the table as the chaos ensues above* Oh, hi sensei.

*Splinter smiles at her from his place beside her* It's nice to that there is at least one other sane person here.

*giggles* And to think, I was going to miss all this.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:40 PM

*Machias suddenly pauses, shushing the others and pointing downward. Their eyes glance downward, and smirk evilly. Each grabbing some sort of food weapon, they dive under the table and wallop Kali with breakfast articles. Machias falls onto the floor from laughing so hard, with Mike trying to hold his own. Raph looks lovingly at his girl before pelting her with hot peppered eggs. don pulls Leo to him, and points at Raph. Nodding, they both aim and Splatter their brother with yogurt and applesauce*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:42 PM

Ahhhhh! *crawls out from under the table, totally covered in food* Ewwwww.....

*Splinter was, unfortunatly, caught in the crossfire* Enough!

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:46 PM

~figures you'd do that!

~

*The fight quickly came to an end at the sound of Splinter's voice. With one last food flick, Machias and the turtles quickly got up and set their flingers and flickers down on the table. She still had trouble keeping a straight face, and had to bite her tongue. She snorted when she saw Splinter rise, eggs, french toast, and various fruit and yogurt items peppering his kimono and fur.*

**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 09:52 PM

*Splinter looked at each of the people present* I am getting much too old for this. I, and Kali, are going to wash up. The rest of you will clean up this mess while we're gone.

*Raph frowned. He was kinda looking forward to helping Kali clean up*

*Leo elbowed him* Come on, let's get to work.

*Splinter headed for the dojo showers, while Kali went for the bathroom*

~Hmmm... maybe I should have the bathroom shower be broken.~

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 09:56 PM

~Could be worse!

~

*they started to clean the mess, still smiling at the fun that it had been. They cleaned and scraped all the food off the floor, table, assorted furniture, walls, and anywhere else food had landed. They finally finished cleaning the room and collapsed in the living room couches...*

*Could have the orange goo on you, or have the thing break down, go to the dojo showers thinking that Splinter was gone, and...*

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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**Kali** · 03-27-2002, 10:01 PM

~Awww... but you have Splinter already back. I wanted a shower scene, dang it!~

*Kali was only half way finished with her shower when the water suddenly cut out on her* Damn it! *bangs on the shower wall* Grrrr....

*grabs a towel and wraps herself up. She peeks out the bathroom door to make sure that the way to the dojo was clear*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-27-2002, 10:04 PM

its fixed

Wierd little sicko, wanting splinter to see you naked!

Bet he thinks i look better!

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-27 23:07 ]</font>

03-27-2002, 09:08 PM	#547
Saisei Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 282	Saisei glances at her plate, arching a brow before pushing it away Whatever it was, just remind me that next time those two cook, they get honor of taking the first bite... __________________ The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL...

03-27-2002, 07:22 PM	#541
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias groaned, but Mike had a big smile on his face. Mike: C'mon, it'll be fun! We can make whatever we want! M&M work together on the meal. Machias looks at the recipe for the omlettes and shakes in a lil' cheyenne pepper. Suddenly the top falls off, a pile of hot pepper landing in the eggs. Looking around her nervously. she quickly grabs a fork and tries to scrape some of the pepper off. nO luck. in a nervous fit, she mixed the pepper into the eggs, adding more cheese to the concoction. Hmmm...Maybe they wont notice...hope no one's allergic. They finish the meal, whilst singing to the radio, and set the table as well.

03-27-2002, 08:35 PM	#542
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Kali slips out of bed and sniffs the air Mmmm... smells like breakfast is almost ready. Raph grabs for her but she slips away, looking for her clothes Now, where did my clothes get to? Raph: I don't remember. I think your pants are over there somewhere. Wait, your bra's over there in the other corner.

03-27-2002, 08:47 PM	#543
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Everyone piled into the kitchen, getting plates and filling them with food. then, they all sat in the living room together and ate, When suddenly...

03-27-2002, 08:54 PM	#544
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Oh my god. I'm tempted to bring back the orange blob just to avoid this.~ Raphael eats a mouthful of eggs and his eyes widened Ow! he drops his fork and fans at his mouth watches as Raph downs an entire glass of milk then slowly pushes her plate aside. The others chuckle softly

03-27-2002, 08:59 PM	#545
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~You do, I'll get you...~ Leo: What's wrong, Raph? Cant stand some warm eggs? Raph: face turning red, sweating, and gasping (Kinda like last night! ) H-Ho-o-o-o-o-o-ott! cough cough Leo looks at him oddly, and then goes to taste his eggs. He chews and suddenly grabs his napkin. He drinks some of his OJ, and then looks at Mike and machias Leo: What the heck did you do?! Put a whole container of hot pepper in these?! Everyone looks at the eggs, and then give the two an evil look...

03-27-2002, 09:04 PM	#546
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Last night? What, were you spying?~ Splinter, who luckily did not eat anything yet, looks at Machias and Mike This is not what I meant when I asked you to make breakfast. looks at Machias while trying to get Raph to calm down What did you put in the eggs?

03-27-2002, 09:09 PM	#548
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	mike: raises his hands shaking them Woah, We didnt do this on purpose! I didnt even Do any of the eggs! Everyone looked to Machias, who fidgeted nervously. I-I tried to clean some of it off. Well-- the cap fell off when i was putting the cheyenne pepper into the eggs! It was an accident, honest! desperate look in her eyes thinks to self 'Oh great, so much for today starting off on a good note...'

03-27-2002, 09:14 PM	#549
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter clears his throat All right, it was an accident. Raph wheezes Yeah, right. smacks Raph on the back It's okay, we just won't have the eggs. We've got plenty of other stuff. I don't like eggs much anyway.

03-27-2002, 09:19 PM	#550
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias tries to supress a laugh, but she cant hold it back. She starts to giggle uncontrollably at Raph's red face. Raph scowls at her, and flicks a piece of egg at her. Machias gasped and in one short movement, flung a piece of french toast at him, the syrup causing it to stick to his forehead... ~I am sick and hyper, what can i say?~

03-27-2002, 09:23 PM	#551
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	takes one look at Raph's face and knows where this is going Raph: Why you... flings more eggs at Machias ducks under the table

03-27-2002, 09:28 PM	#552
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Ack! throws spoonfuls of yogurt at Raph, shrapnel hitting don and Mike. Leo sees Raph ducking, and in one smooth motion, tosses some homefries in Raph's face. Mike: Food fight! arms himself with ketchup covered eggs.

03-27-2002, 09:31 PM	#553
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	sits under the table as the chaos ensues above Oh, hi sensei. Splinter smiles at her from his place beside her It's nice to that there is at least one other sane person here. giggles And to think, I was going to miss all this.

03-27-2002, 09:40 PM	#554
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias suddenly pauses, shushing the others and pointing downward. Their eyes glance downward, and smirk evilly. Each grabbing some sort of food weapon, they dive under the table and wallop Kali with breakfast articles. Machias falls onto the floor from laughing so hard, with Mike trying to hold his own. Raph looks lovingly at his girl before pelting her with hot peppered eggs. don pulls Leo to him, and points at Raph. Nodding, they both aim and Splatter their brother with yogurt and applesauce

03-27-2002, 09:42 PM	#555
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Ahhhhh! crawls out from under the table, totally covered in food Ewwwww..... Splinter was, unfortunatly, caught in the crossfire Enough!

03-27-2002, 09:46 PM	#556
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~figures you'd do that! ~ The fight quickly came to an end at the sound of Splinter's voice. With one last food flick, Machias and the turtles quickly got up and set their flingers and flickers down on the table. She still had trouble keeping a straight face, and had to bite her tongue. She snorted when she saw Splinter rise, eggs, french toast, and various fruit and yogurt items peppering his kimono and fur.

03-27-2002, 09:52 PM	#557
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter looked at each of the people present I am getting much too old for this. I, and Kali, are going to wash up. The rest of you will clean up this mess while we're gone. Raph frowned. He was kinda looking forward to helping Kali clean up Leo elbowed him Come on, let's get to work. Splinter headed for the dojo showers, while Kali went for the bathroom ~Hmmm... maybe I should have the bathroom shower be broken.~

03-27-2002, 09:56 PM	#558
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Could be worse! ~ they started to clean the mess, still smiling at the fun that it had been. They cleaned and scraped all the food off the floor, table, assorted furniture, walls, and anywhere else food had landed. They finally finished cleaning the room and collapsed in the living room couches... Could have the orange goo on you, or have the thing break down, go to the dojo showers thinking that Splinter was gone, and... _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-27 23:05 ]</font>

03-27-2002, 10:01 PM	#559
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Awww... but you have Splinter already back. I wanted a shower scene, dang it!~ Kali was only half way finished with her shower when the water suddenly cut out on her Damn it! bangs on the shower wall Grrrr.... grabs a towel and wraps herself up. She peeks out the bathroom door to make sure that the way to the dojo was clear

03-27-2002, 10:04 PM	#560
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	its fixed Wierd little sicko, wanting splinter to see you naked! Bet he thinks i look better! _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-27 23:07 ]</font>