What would you do if you had control of the technodrome? - Page 3

Dr. Terminus · 06-30-2009, 06:59 PM

Free all the brothers in attica and send em' back to africa.

*Cipher* · 07-01-2009, 02:39 PM

I'd allow it to be marooned in a series of hilarious, portal related mishaps and spend day after day on asinine plans to steal new fuel for it, always conveniently located in the same city.

*ToTheNines* · 07-01-2009, 03:08 PM

I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

*XERO* · 07-01-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

Surprised you didn't say 'in the eye.'

Lordmylar06 · 07-01-2009, 03:56 PM

I'd sell Foot robots to the U.S. govt. for a profit, enough to buy some land in Colorado and move the 'Drome there... under the mountains. Then I'd have mousers scavenge for fuel, gold, whatever else, and occasionally surface and fire off the weapons at people I really don't like... Bill O'Reilly BEWARE!

*Candy Kappa* · 07-01-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Surprised you didn't say 'in the eye.'

it's so obvious he didn't bother write it

*Spike Spiegel* · 07-01-2009, 04:41 PM

If I had control of the Technodrome, I'd use its amazing technologies to build a flux capacitor that traveled through time, space, and also to any dimension I wanted. The first thing I'd do is go back to May 1984 and buy the first issue of TMNT Vol. 1...

*Cipher* · 07-01-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

The first thing I'd do is go back to May 1984 and buy the first issue of TMNT Vol. 1...

Your standards are incredibly low.

Doc_ock_4mugen · 07-01-2009, 08:18 PM

I would not take it to antartica... Too fricking cold and the floors, walls and ceilings are made of metal... I would not resist the temptation of licking the drome... and if ToTheNines is the previous owner; I've got one more reason for not licking the drome...

Remember kids Don't lick toads or Technodromes...

I'd probably invade Playmates and force them to do GOOD TMNT Toys.

*Candy Kappa* · 07-02-2009, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc_ock_4mugen

I'd probably invade Playmates and force them to do GOOD TMNT Toys.

Or visit NECA and *politely* tell them to work faster

*Scandia* · 07-02-2009, 05:54 AM

I would transform it into a big museum and amusement park. I would have science, art, and history wings. I would have a few fun rides that are interactive- more Disney rides than simple roller coasters. And of course, I would have a major TMNT exhibit inside it.

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 07-02-2009, 06:45 AM

Use the dimensional portal to stop world hunger. When I don't want more food for today, I send it through the dimensional portal to poor villages in Ethiopia.

TristanHuwJones · 07-02-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

I'd just do it into the dimensional portal, but using the amazing, seemingly interdimensional CCTV set-up it has, so I could see who I hit with it.

"Su'prise in ya eyes!"

Archon_Turtle · 07-02-2009, 11:56 AM

I'd use it to get chicks!

*Garou* · 07-02-2009, 12:15 PM

If I had the Technodrome... Nothing much, I guess.

1: Take over the world.
2: Make rules that would force humanity to live a life that would benefit the earth instead of destroying it.
3: Make sure to prove to humanity that anyone who would not obey would be taken prisoner and either be tortured or killed
4: Make nature reserves all across the globe.
5: Find a nice little spot near the ocean and settle down. I wouldn't want to be coop'ed up in the Technodrome 24/7

TheUltimateShredhead · 07-02-2009, 12:34 PM

Anybody suggested to conquer the world

?

whitemonkey · 07-02-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

busy guy.This is the best answer yet.

strawberryfields · 07-09-2009, 03:19 AM

Sell it and buy a sweet grappling hook.

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 07-10-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

Your standards are incredibly low.

Yeah, go back to the 1930s and get a few copies of Action Comics #1.

*Cipher* · 07-10-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr._Mutant_Man

Yeah, go back to the 1930s and get a few copies of Action Comics #1.

Or like, sh*t, you have access to all space and time. Steal baby Jesus. That would go for billions on today's eBay.

07-01-2009, 08:18 PM	#49
Doc_ock_4mugen Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 389	I would not take it to antartica... Too fricking cold and the floors, walls and ceilings are made of metal... I would not resist the temptation of licking the drome... and if ToTheNines is the previous owner; I've got one more reason for not licking the drome... Remember kids Don't lick toads or Technodromes... I'd probably invade Playmates and force them to do GOOD TMNT Toys. __________________ Mikey might be part of Nick now, but he still loves Miley... I mean Hannah... Stupid Secret Identity!!

07-02-2009, 05:54 AM	#51
Scandia Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,265	I would transform it into a big museum and amusement park. I would have science, art, and history wings. I would have a few fun rides that are interactive- more Disney rides than simple roller coasters. And of course, I would have a major TMNT exhibit inside it. __________________ Turtles fight with honor!!!

07-02-2009, 06:45 AM	#52
Original TMNT Cartoon Fan Overlord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 10,481	Dimensional portal Use the dimensional portal to stop world hunger. When I don't want more food for today, I send it through the dimensional portal to poor villages in Ethiopia.

07-02-2009, 12:15 PM	#55
Garou On a X-Men: Evo trip! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In a different and wicked reality... Posts: 1,991	If I had the Technodrome... Nothing much, I guess. 1: Take over the world. 2: Make rules that would force humanity to live a life that would benefit the earth instead of destroying it. 3: Make sure to prove to humanity that anyone who would not obey would be taken prisoner and either be tortured or killed 4: Make nature reserves all across the globe. 5: Find a nice little spot near the ocean and settle down. I wouldn't want to be coop'ed up in the Technodrome 24/7 __________________ Ferret Bureau of Investigation

07-02-2009, 12:34 PM	#56
TheUltimateShredhead Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 642	Anybody suggested to conquer the world?

06-30-2009, 06:59 PM	#41
Dr. Terminus Foot Soldier Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Brooklyn Zoo Posts: 120	Free all the brothers in attica and send em' back to africa.

07-01-2009, 02:39 PM	#42
Cipher Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,454	I'd allow it to be marooned in a series of hilarious, portal related mishaps and spend day after day on asinine plans to steal new fuel for it, always conveniently located in the same city.

07-01-2009, 03:08 PM	#43
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,352	I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

07-01-2009, 03:56 PM	#45
Lordmylar06 Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hurst, TX Posts: 961	I'd sell Foot robots to the U.S. govt. for a profit, enough to buy some land in Colorado and move the 'Drome there... under the mountains. Then I'd have mousers scavenge for fuel, gold, whatever else, and occasionally surface and fire off the weapons at people I really don't like... Bill O'Reilly BEWARE!

07-02-2009, 11:56 AM	#54
Archon_Turtle I'm SUPER into myself Join Date: May 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,667	I'd use it to get chicks!

07-09-2009, 03:19 AM	#58
strawberryfields Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 370	Sell it and buy a sweet grappling hook.