That time in every boy's life..... - Page 3

*Voltron* · 04-25-2003, 07:22 PM

THIS IS NOT A LIE (see, now you know that even though the following may be a total waste of life, it's still the truth)

The prom is coming up and I have to get a tux (I wanted to wear Highland garb, but that isn't going to happen).

Anyway, I was at the tux rental place with my mother, and I asked for a purple suit, like the Joker. Well mom had a cow, and said that I'll look like a smacked ass; but I was determined not to leave that place until I was a Batman villain. So my ma and I yelled at each other for 15 minutes, it got so loud and intense that the fitting lady left the room.

When the fitting lady came back, my mom had convinced me not to go with Joker because even though he is a superior villain, the purple would clash with my date (she's wearing red). So I figured the Riddler's green would go great with the red, and dropped that little suggestion. Let's say ma didn't go for it to keep things short.

Eventually, my mother and I settled on the Penguin. But I knew I was never going to find a machine gun umbrella before the prom.....I fell kinda lousy about giving in.

But seriously, who wouldn't want to go to a formal affair as a Batman villain (or be accompanied by one, for the ladies)? Which also brings up the question (what villain will I be for my wedding?)

You're opinions?

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04-25-2003, 07:22 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	That time in every boy's life..... THIS IS NOT A LIE (see, now you know that even though the following may be a total waste of life, it's still the truth) The prom is coming up and I have to get a tux (I wanted to wear Highland garb, but that isn't going to happen). Anyway, I was at the tux rental place with my mother, and I asked for a purple suit, like the Joker. Well mom had a cow, and said that I'll look like a smacked ass; but I was determined not to leave that place until I was a Batman villain. So my ma and I yelled at each other for 15 minutes, it got so loud and intense that the fitting lady left the room. When the fitting lady came back, my mom had convinced me not to go with Joker because even though he is a superior villain, the purple would clash with my date (she's wearing red). So I figured the Riddler's green would go great with the red, and dropped that little suggestion. Let's say ma didn't go for it to keep things short. Eventually, my mother and I settled on the Penguin. But I knew I was never going to find a machine gun umbrella before the prom.....I fell kinda lousy about giving in. But seriously, who wouldn't want to go to a formal affair as a Batman villain (or be accompanied by one, for the ladies)? Which also brings up the question (what villain will I be for my wedding?) You're opinions?