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07-27-2003, 07:08 AM
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Hench Mutant
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Sewer
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wired man, whats with people!?
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07-27-2003, 07:18 AM
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I'm your Devil
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
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THE nWo TECH WILL NOT BE SPLITTING UP, MEMBERS ANNOUNCE A NEW REIGN OF TERROR.
THE TECHNODROME, INTERNET -(Buisness wire)- July, 27 2003, Grunger Kittie of the nWo tech has announced no matter what the higher powers declare, the nWo tech will NOT be disbanding. "Myself, Leo and Cas will continue doing what we do best. 'causing havoc on message boards, and smoking wee....Cigerettes like there is no tomorrow." Grunger Kittie told the Associated Press Sunday morning. "No matter what the whackiness we do is, no one does it better than us and I don't care who tries to stop us, it's not going to work. If Leo wants to dress in a school girl outfit and Vaccum, that's his buisness. If I want to wear 10 layers of paint on my face and arms, while rave dancing to a crappy remake of GNR's 'You could be Mine' So be it. If Cas wants to play EverQuest while smoking po... Cigerettes, then let her. It's what we do best." Forward-Looking Statements: This news release contains forward-looking statements pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995, which are subject to various risks and uncertainties. These risks and uncertainties include the conditions of the markets for live events, broadcast television, cable television, pay-per-view, Internet, entertainment, professional sports, and licensed merchandise; acceptance of the Company’s brands, media and merchandise within those markets; uncertainties relating to litigation; risks associated with producing live events both domestically and internationally; uncertainties associated with international markets; and other risks and factors set forth from time to time in Company filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Actual results could differ materially from those currently expected or anticipated. |
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07-27-2003, 08:12 AM
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Foot Elite
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: under my hat
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*applause*
congratulations on a well-executed b!tch-slapping, Leo. that was beautiful. truly. some one should make you a little certificate or a plaque or something. BIG RIBBON FOR LEO!! FIRST PLACE!! 
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07-27-2003, 08:22 AM
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Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: nWo Country
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(The following is a transcript of a press conference called by Leo656 to address members of the press following the shocking and pointless revelation that nWo Tech would in fact NOT be breaking up. The statements made by Leo656 within were made under a condition of extreme alcoholic and chemical alteration and/or inebriation, and any statements made are not necessarily the opinions of Grunger Kittie, Castor Troy, nWo Tech, or even Leo656 himself.)
LEO656: A'right, where the hell's my beer? And who the hell let all these people into my bathroom? Chief of Staff: Sir, this is a press conference. You asked these people to be here. LEO656: ...... right, right. Ok, yeah. ((points into crowd)) Yeah, you first... the one with the jugs... Reporter #1: Leo656, I'm Victoria Salma Armando Santana Guittierez-Stanislauzech from the Home News Tribune. First of all... who are you, and why should we care? LEO656: FIRST of all, you wanna talk to me, you address me PROPER! You address me as "Black Baby Jesus" or not at all, you understand me? #1: (Pause) Alright, I suppose. LEO656: That's better. Anyway, I'm sure you've all been following the many newsworthy exploits of nWo Tech recently... (crickets chirping) LEO656: Well f*ck you then. I don't gotta take this crap from you hacks. This is NOT how you treat a man of my calibre! "Pimpy Smurf" demands better treatment! Reporter #2: Sir, I'm Michael Glasscock from the Star Ledger... are we to refer to you as "Black Baby Jesus" or.... "Pimpy Smurf"? We're all a little confused. LEO656: What're you, deaf? I just told you it's...... wait... say your name again? #2: It's Mi-... LEO656: No, no, screw that, the other part. #2: ....Glasscock. LEO656: I'm not answering your questions anymore. Get outta here. Sissy. Chief of Staff: Sir, you requested the doors be locked and the windows be barred so that no one could leave until you had finished what you were going to say. LEO656: Oh... yeah... then how the hell are we supposed to get out? Chief of Staff: Well, at one point you suggested in a drunken slur that at the end of the press conference everyone resort to extreme cannibalism and that the last person to remain uneaten would be granted permission to leave. LEO656: That's crazy, when the hell did I say that? Chief of Staff: About ten minutes ago. LEO656: It's brilliant. In fact, I suggest we start eating the women immediately... (collective groans from the general assembly) LEO656: Yeah yeah yeah SHUT UP! Don't you DARE interrupt Ho-Smackin' Skeletor when he's talking! Reporter #3: Sir, I'm Jose Arribaribbaendale' from the Monroe Falcon, and if I may say so, your behavior bears a striking resemblance to Larry Flynt on crack. LEO656: HAH! Shows what you know, moron! I've never done crack! And furthermore, those hookers were dead BEFORE they went in the pool! #3: I'm sorry? LEO656: Yeah, you oughta be. I never killed a hooker in my life. #3: Hookers? LEO656: (pause) What hookers? What are you talking about? #3: I was hoping you would tell us, sir. YOU were the one who brought up the... (LEO656 pulls out a .38 revolver and shoots reporter #3 in the head) LEO656: Anybody else wanna get cute? #1: Sir, PLEASE, we JUST want to know what the hell is going ON here! LEO656: Don't you yell at me, lady, I've been up for three days drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and watching "Barb Wire" on pay-per-view. Start askin' questions before I lose my patience. #1: Alright... yes... fine... Ok, uh, "Pimp Smackin' Skeletor".... LEO656: You moron! How hard is it to remember a simple name like "Turok, MILF-Hunter"?! #1: ANYWAY..... what exactly is this "nWo Tech"? #2: Hey, wait... aren't you those idiots who constantly post random nonsense at www.thetechnodrome.com ? LEO656: No. #2: No? LEO656: We also cater midget weddings. We did Beetlejuice's fifth wedding last week. That was a disaster. My buddy GK was really wasted, he accidentally baked the bride INTO the cake... #1: Oh, wait, yeah, I have heard of you guys. Isn't it true that you're all just a bunch of spammers who hide behind the logo of a professional wrestling storyline that's been dead for almost two years? LEO656: We don't spam. GK is a vegetarian, Cas is a cyborg, and I eat nothing but baby dolphins. Reporter #4: But isn't it true that almost nothing your group posts has any real merit? That you do what you do simply for your own amusement? LEO656: Hey, waitasec... you look familiar... #4: That's right, it's me, Todd Pettingil! (crickets chirping) #4: Famous radio celebrity from "Scott and Todd in the Morning"? The "Scam-A-Rama" CDs? LEO656: I heard you were dead. #4: No! I'm still alive! LEO656: Hrm.... (mumbles) so that WAS a deer heart in that box... you get no Christmas bonus, GK... #4: Anyways, the reason why I'm here, I was wondering if you'd wanna bring your crew on MY show and-... LEO656: I'd rather wipe my ass with a pine cone. Next! #2: Leo... LEO656: I TOLD you, it's "Booby McSqueeze"! Idiots! #2: Ok... "Booby"... isn't it true that your whole group is just a bunch of stoners with nothing better to do? LEO656: Whatever gave you that idea? #2: That you were all a bunch of stoners? Well-... LEO656: No, that we had nothing better to do. Just this afternoon we're goin' down to Atlantic City, Cas is gonna strip naked and GK and I are gonna hunt her with paintball guns for sport. Reporter #5: Sir, my name is Martha Quinn from MTV XYZ, and I have to go on record and state that this entire press conference is a joke, and that YOU, sir, are one of the most boorish, ignorant, sexist, imbecilic, utterly worthless excuses for a human being I have ever seen. Furthermore, as far as your little "organization" is concerned, I... Are you even listening to me? (LEO656 stands rigid, drool hanging from the corner of his mouth.)) Chief of Staff: (wiping LEO656's mouth) I'm sorry, he seems to have fallen asleep with his eyes open again. Thank you all for coming, and be sure to report that nWo Tech is back and better than ever... and that Leo656 is in the best shape of his life, both physically AND mentally... LEO656: Reeeeeeeed ruuuuum...... reeeeeeeeed ruuuuuuuuuuuum........ (Worried reporters file out as Leo656 collapses in a heap on the floor, places a Voodoo curse on the Utah Jazz, and provides narrative voiceover for a sexually explicit dream about Rachel Leigh Cook and a duck) Once again, the statements contained in the preceding document are no way reflective of the opinions of Grunger Kittie, Castor Troy, the nWo Tech organization, or Leo656 himself. When confronted with statements made herein, Leo656 will in fact deny the entire event ever happened, and it's best you should too. |
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07-27-2003, 10:12 AM
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Banned
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07-27-2003, 10:17 AM
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Thug
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Old Murakumo Base, Mars
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Kinda funny, so I figured I'd get AIM too.
Google search: AIM instant messager Click official site Download 5.2 Fill in forms. Username taken. Oh, I already signed up years ago. Login. Raijin Z, ******** Error. Bad username or pass Login. Raijin Z, **** Error. Bad username or pass Login. Raijin Z, ******** (different 8 letter) Error. Bad username or pass Login. RaijinZ, **** Error. Bad username or pass Login. RaijinZ, ******** Error. Bad username or pass Login. RaijinZ, ******** Error. Bad username or pass I forgot my password. Enter username Raijin Z AN ERROR HAS OCCURED Enter username RaijinZ YOU HAVE SENT TOO MANY PASSWORD REQUESTS FOR THIS USERNAME. REQUEST DISABLED. ****ing retarded AOL. I ony have three passwords for anything. The second 8-letter password is a DIRE backup. |
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07-27-2003, 10:17 AM
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07-27-2003, 12:17 PM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lone Star State
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Karpo, you stupid loser. There now someone has done it.
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07-27-2003, 12:28 PM
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Inactive Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Hah
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07-27-2003, 12:49 PM
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OK I'm a lil late to this post but what the shell
Leo, man first off.. I gotta say you have cool taste Leonardo and Kal El, dude that says it all. another thing, guys like this get on my nerves, hey, I dont wanna talk to somebody I dont even know, especially if they are going to just insult me. I would never have given a fool like that the privilage of my response. Now I gotta laugh about something real quick Quote:
Dude, this guy totally just admitted he was a ***. Sorry, dude he wants you bad! asking you to cut yer hair man.... **** that!
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07-27-2003, 01:42 PM
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 BTW, 50 bucks and head say that the new user "barf bucket" is this guy... |
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07-27-2003, 01:47 PM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Silent Hill
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hmmmmm... havnt seen him anywhere around
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07-27-2003, 04:44 PM
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Well GK's term of "15 year old loser virgins" may be vague but is no less accurate. If I had a chart or graph handy, I could provide a visual aid which proves that while not all virgins are losers, a whole lot of losers are virgins. Kinda like how all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Unless it's the other way around. I'unno I just woke up.
But anyway no, being a virgin doesn't make you a loser, nor are all losers virgins. But a very large number of 15 year old losers also don't get any poon for the simple fact that they're losers. Meanwhile I got laid at 14 while this guy's still suckling at his momma's teat. Cuz I'm just that damn smooth. Plus older women do, indeed, love me.  Zane: Sure, not replying to him would have been the Christian thing to do, but I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, baby! No way was I passing up an opportunity to imply that I'd had sex with his mother. The fact that she was dead just made it somehow funnier. Rez: Quote:
So I suggest that if you're right, we make him give... ummm... himself... head...?  That work?
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07-27-2003, 10:22 PM
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I'm your Devil
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But no, I didn't mean all virgins are losers, just some. in particular, MZ and PWeddy. |
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07-27-2003, 10:54 PM
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Second Gear
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: The New World
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Once again I fear for the fate of this beloved board and all those who dwell within it.
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07-27-2003, 11:13 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: nWo Country
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hey c'mon I like some NIN. "Head Like a Hole" in particular.
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07-27-2003, 11:20 PM
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Hybrid Theorist
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Alamo City
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Here, here!
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07-27-2003, 11:21 PM
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I'm your Devil
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Once again, that was a joke -_-;;;
Me and Rez have spoke about NIN On this board several times. |
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07-27-2003, 11:46 PM
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Banned
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Location: nWo Country
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 You have friends on this board that I have not approved?! Get back in your cage, kittie boi!!!
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07-28-2003, 12:03 AM
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I'm your Devil
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