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*Skeletoncrew* · 07-14-2002, 02:25 AM

(So I guess the report that Splinter ate Irma was inaccurate?

)

"Duh, are you gonna take those blades off your hand boss?"

"No."

"Den, I ain't thumb wrestlin' ya."

Bebob snorted, "Me neither."

"Wimps!" Shredder looked around for something to occupy his time. He looked over to where April was throwing her temper tantrum.

"And another thing! I'm sick and tired of men not looking me in the eyes! What, like you guys have never seen any of these before?!" The rat's eyes bugged out as she ripped the top half of her jumpsuit completely open. "Maybe I should just let everyone get a good look and then you won't have to stare all the time!--"

April had just begun to wriggle her arms out of her sleeves when she was scooped up by Shredder. "No need to do that Miss O'Neil, your delectable beauty would be wasted on the old rat!" With that, he ran from the room. "Nothing like a good kidnapping," he thought to himself.

Splinter watched in disappointment as Shredder left the room with April in his arms. He sighed. It must be nice to be evil, getting to wear a cool costume, running off with the damsel in distress, or rather the damsel in a state of undress. Heh. He'd made a funny.

Rocksteady and Bebop were too absorbed in their own thumb wrestling to notice that their boss had abandoned them.

**azure turtle** · 07-14-2002, 02:45 AM

(( Eeep!! I forgot about that! ))

Raphael stopped fighting the girl whose name starts with a "J" and Irma. He turned towards the computer screen. "Good one, Mr. Narrator. What'll you forget next? That April got kidnapped by the Shredder?" Raphael oozed with sarcasm.

(( Okay, okay! I'm sorry...geez...let's just assume that Splinter regurgitated Irma after April slapped the fur off of him, all right? ))

"Ya sure, whatever..."

(( Quit complaining. And I think you better turn around, cuz Irma is about to bite your tail off. ))

Raphael jumped in horror, causing Irma to miss her target. "Hey, the tail is off limits, Irma!"

"Raph, you and Don keep the two aliens busy while Mikey and I try to save April!" Leo called over his shoulder.

"Hey, why do I gotta stay here?" Don muttered as he ducked a punch from the girl whose name starts with a J.

"Heh...Leo just wants to see what April and Shredder are doing," Raph slyly grinned.

"I do not! I want to save her from our sworn enemy!" Leo pouted.

"Uh...that's wonderful, Leon! So, you keep Shredder distracted, and uh...I'll save April!" Mikey winked.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-14-2002, 03:21 AM

Splinter had settled dwon to watch thumb wrestling match. Rocksteady and Bebop were now tied 2 to 2. He noted that their lack of intelligence, slow wits, and brute strength made them a pretty even match. Boring. His attention turned to his two sons battling Irma and the other woman. What was up with that? They were getting their shells kicked. By mere girls! He sighed. Time to intervene.

**Nturtle** · 07-14-2002, 10:12 AM

(LOL!!!!!!

)
Splinter slowly walked up to where his sons were getting fried by alien girls and Leonardo the perv was peeking in on Shreder and April.

suddenly he pulled out a zipper on his fur revealing that he was actually 2 yodas one controlling the arms and head the other the tail and legs.

Everyone stared very confusingly (i made up a word) at them as they both pulled out tiny green lightsabers

**Kali** · 07-14-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:

(So I guess the report that Splinter ate Irma was inaccurate?

((There is more than one definition to the word, you know.

But I think April was panicking. She ran, and maybe she only saw Splinter attack Irma.

*blink blinks at last posts* I'm lost now.))

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-14-2002, 09:32 PM

((Kali- I thought of that...but I've promised to be good. Sort of. Confused? So am I. Lets PLEASE not bring other fandoms into here. That sort of thing drives me nuts. I'd really like to stick to TMNT. Plus, remember that Leo and Mike have gone off after Shredder and April, we don't know where they are at the moment.))

**Kali** · 07-14-2002, 09:48 PM

((Yes, I know, we must all be good little PG-13 writers.
Nturtle, the Yoda-thing does kinda contradict everything we've been writing, no offense, but you just can't change things like that. Splinter is Splinter. Plot twists are important and fun, but that was just confusing. Sorry.))

"J" grabbed hold of Don's bo and they started playing tug-of-war with it. Raphael tried to stay away from Irma.

"We have to find a way to de-brainwash them!" Splinter cried.

"Oh you think?" Raph replied, ducking one of Irma's slaps. "Any ideas Donnie?"

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-14-2002, 10:24 PM

Don managed to yank his bo out of J-lady's hands, and fell over backwards. "Maybe we could get April to fall on them? It worked for Splinter."

"No good. Shred-head's got her."

Meanwhile, Shredder and April were on their way out of the building. She had calmed down and was now deep in discussion with him. "It just gets so frustrating, its always the same old thing. I get kidnapped, they rescue me. Why ME?"

"Well, I can't speak for Baxter, but I--ah--prefer to kidnap you because--well--its an excuse to see you."

April's eyes lit up with excitement, "Really?"

"Yes." He looked down at her. "Say, how would you like to just forget about this kidnapping and rescue and just go out for dinner instead?"

**Nturtle** · 07-15-2002, 11:05 AM

(Aw... oh well i guess so

although Splinter always reminds me of yoda and vice-versa)

Meanwhile with the turtles raphael had repeatedly tried falling on top of Irma and the 'J' lady. But to no succsess. "Hmm.. well the proportional mass used to knock the brain controlling cyber moduladors isn't enough, I think we should try something with a larger gravitational mass.." inquired Donnatello. The rest stoop confused blinking "Uh.. What I mean is try something heavier." "Well Dude" said Mikey "How about this?" he said carrying an anvil "No not that heavy Mike!!!" but it was to late the anvil had already squished Irma (You can tell I don't like her)

**Kali** · 07-15-2002, 02:04 PM

((Sorry we had to do that. Splinter is like Yoda, but not all of us are Star Wars fanatics.))

Raph made a face at the squished Irma. "Ewwwww..."

"Watch out, Raph!"

Raph was tackled to the floor by "J". Don and Mike watched them roll around awhile before getting bored.

"So where's April and Shredder?"

"Eh, we lost them, but Leo was determined to find her."

Elsewhere, Leo has managed to lock himself in a broom closet. "Dang it!"

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-16-2002, 03:47 PM

Rocksteady and Bebop finally called their thumb wrestling match a draw and looked around the room for Shredder. They saw a giant duck beating up a giant fly, Splinter checking a very squashed looking Irma's pulse, two bored looking turtles, and another turtle wrestling a some chick they'd never seen before. Bebop walked over to Don and Mike. "Duh, have you toitles seen the boss?"

"April started taking her clothes off so Shredder grabbed her and ran off," Mike looked at Don, "Why didn't we think of that?"

Don shrugged, "We're the good guys, we're not supposed to abduct women."

Meanwhile, Shredder and April had both changed clothes and were now seated at a nice little outdoor cafe.

**azure turtle** · 07-16-2002, 04:50 PM

Meanwhile...somewhere within the news building, a giant red sign proclaimed "Free Pizza!" and pointed to a door with an arrow. Beyond that door was...Leonardo.

"I can't believe I fell for the old 'Free Pizza' trick! That Shredder is truly evil," Leon muttered. "Now how am I supposed to get out of here? All I see are brooms..."

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-17-2002, 01:35 AM

Leaderless, Rocksteady and Bebop decided to go out and see a movie. None of the turtles bothered them as they left.

Ace Duck finally finished pummeling Baxter Stockman and tied him to a chair.

As Raphael continued trying to get the upper hand on "J", Don and Splinter attempted to move the anvil off of Irma. Michaelangelo snuck off to find a bathroom.

**Nturtle** · 07-17-2002, 11:52 AM

"Hmm... now where is the bathroom in this place again?" Mikey pondered as he wandered around the endless corridors. "WHOA!!! FREE PIZZA!!! Screw the bathroom!!" Mikey ran right into the closet smashing straight into Leon and as the door fell back it made an omnious clicking noise. "Ummm.. hey wheres the pizza? Oh hi Leo! Ummm... I have to go to the bathroom..."

**azure turtle** · 07-17-2002, 01:37 PM

"What?! Mikey, you let the door close behind you, and now we're locked in here!" Leon groaned. "Can't you hold it until we find a way out?"

"But I really need to go..." Mikey started doing the pee pee dance.

"NOO!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Leo began to pound on the door.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-17-2002, 01:53 PM

On their way out of the building Rocksteady and Bebop heard a commotion coming from somewhere off to the side. Their curiousity piqued, they went to investigate.

**Nturtle** · 07-17-2002, 06:16 PM

Bebop opened the door only to find a Mikey going pee-pee on a broom and a very upset leo. He quickly shut the door again "Well thats not somethin ya see everyday *snort*"

**Kali** · 07-21-2002, 03:33 PM

"J" hit Raph square in the jaw and stomped on his foot.

"Hey... ow!... watch it!"

"You will not defeat us!" "J" screamed.

Meanwhile, Splinter and Don managed to get the anvil off Irma. "Whoa, what hit me?" she moaned.

"An anvil, actually," Don told her.

Irma pulled out her compact. "Oh no! Look at my hair. Ooh, and I just had it done, too!"

Meanwhile, again. Leo managed to knock over a mop to stop the door from closing. "Yes, we're free! Come on Mike." And they left the broom closet.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-21-2002, 03:50 PM

Michaelangelo ran out of the broom closet and into the men's room which just happened to be next door.

Leonardo headed back to where the Don, Raph, and Splinter were still battling "J". He wanted to ask Don about possibly tracking down April using her turtle com signal.

Rocksteady and Bebop finally found their way out of the building and went off in search of a movie theatre.

07-14-2002, 02:25 AM	#41
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	(So I guess the report that Splinter ate Irma was inaccurate? ) "Duh, are you gonna take those blades off your hand boss?" "No." "Den, I ain't thumb wrestlin' ya." Bebob snorted, "Me neither." "Wimps!" Shredder looked around for something to occupy his time. He looked over to where April was throwing her temper tantrum. "And another thing! I'm sick and tired of men not looking me in the eyes! What, like you guys have never seen any of these before?!" The rat's eyes bugged out as she ripped the top half of her jumpsuit completely open. "Maybe I should just let everyone get a good look and then you won't have to stare all the time!--" April had just begun to wriggle her arms out of her sleeves when she was scooped up by Shredder. "No need to do that Miss O'Neil, your delectable beauty would be wasted on the old rat!" With that, he ran from the room. "Nothing like a good kidnapping," he thought to himself. Splinter watched in disappointment as Shredder left the room with April in his arms. He sighed. It must be nice to be evil, getting to wear a cool costume, running off with the damsel in distress, or rather the damsel in a state of undress. Heh. He'd made a funny. Rocksteady and Bebop were too absorbed in their own thumb wrestling to notice that their boss had abandoned them. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-14-2002, 02:45 AM	#42
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( Eeep!! I forgot about that! )) Raphael stopped fighting the girl whose name starts with a "J" and Irma. He turned towards the computer screen. "Good one, Mr. Narrator. What'll you forget next? That April got kidnapped by the Shredder?" Raphael oozed with sarcasm. (( Okay, okay! I'm sorry...geez...let's just assume that Splinter regurgitated Irma after April slapped the fur off of him, all right? )) "Ya sure, whatever..." (( Quit complaining. And I think you better turn around, cuz Irma is about to bite your tail off. )) Raphael jumped in horror, causing Irma to miss her target. "Hey, the tail is off limits, Irma!" "Raph, you and Don keep the two aliens busy while Mikey and I try to save April!" Leo called over his shoulder. "Hey, why do I gotta stay here?" Don muttered as he ducked a punch from the girl whose name starts with a J. "Heh...Leo just wants to see what April and Shredder are doing," Raph slyly grinned. "I do not! I want to save her from our sworn enemy!" Leo pouted. "Uh...that's wonderful, Leon! So, you keep Shredder distracted, and uh...I'll save April!" Mikey winked. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-14-2002, 03:21 AM	#43
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Splinter had settled dwon to watch thumb wrestling match. Rocksteady and Bebop were now tied 2 to 2. He noted that their lack of intelligence, slow wits, and brute strength made them a pretty even match. Boring. His attention turned to his two sons battling Irma and the other woman. What was up with that? They were getting their shells kicked. By mere girls! He sighed. Time to intervene. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-14-2002, 09:32 PM	#46
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	((Kali- I thought of that...but I've promised to be good. Sort of. Confused? So am I. Lets PLEASE not bring other fandoms into here. That sort of thing drives me nuts. I'd really like to stick to TMNT. Plus, remember that Leo and Mike have gone off after Shredder and April, we don't know where they are at the moment.)) __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-14-2002, 10:24 PM	#48
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Don managed to yank his bo out of J-lady's hands, and fell over backwards. "Maybe we could get April to fall on them? It worked for Splinter." "No good. Shred-head's got her." Meanwhile, Shredder and April were on their way out of the building. She had calmed down and was now deep in discussion with him. "It just gets so frustrating, its always the same old thing. I get kidnapped, they rescue me. Why ME?" "Well, I can't speak for Baxter, but I--ah--prefer to kidnap you because--well--its an excuse to see you." April's eyes lit up with excitement, "Really?" "Yes." He looked down at her. "Say, how would you like to just forget about this kidnapping and rescue and just go out for dinner instead?" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-14-2002, 10:12 AM	#44
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(LOL!!!!!! ) Splinter slowly walked up to where his sons were getting fried by alien girls and Leonardo the perv was peeking in on Shreder and April. suddenly he pulled out a zipper on his fur revealing that he was actually 2 yodas one controlling the arms and head the other the tail and legs. Everyone stared very confusingly (i made up a word) at them as they both pulled out tiny green lightsabers

07-14-2002, 09:48 PM	#47
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	((Yes, I know, we must all be good little PG-13 writers. Nturtle, the Yoda-thing does kinda contradict everything we've been writing, no offense, but you just can't change things like that. Splinter is Splinter. Plot twists are important and fun, but that was just confusing. Sorry.)) "J" grabbed hold of Don's bo and they started playing tug-of-war with it. Raphael tried to stay away from Irma. "We have to find a way to de-brainwash them!" Splinter cried. "Oh you think?" Raph replied, ducking one of Irma's slaps. "Any ideas Donnie?"

07-15-2002, 11:05 AM	#49
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(Aw... oh well i guess so although Splinter always reminds me of yoda and vice-versa) Meanwhile with the turtles raphael had repeatedly tried falling on top of Irma and the 'J' lady. But to no succsess. "Hmm.. well the proportional mass used to knock the brain controlling cyber moduladors isn't enough, I think we should try something with a larger gravitational mass.." inquired Donnatello. The rest stoop confused blinking "Uh.. What I mean is try something heavier." "Well Dude" said Mikey "How about this?" he said carrying an anvil "No not that heavy Mike!!!" but it was to late the anvil had already squished Irma (You can tell I don't like her)

07-15-2002, 02:04 PM	#50
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	((Sorry we had to do that. Splinter is like Yoda, but not all of us are Star Wars fanatics.)) Raph made a face at the squished Irma. "Ewwwww..." "Watch out, Raph!" Raph was tackled to the floor by "J". Don and Mike watched them roll around awhile before getting bored. "So where's April and Shredder?" "Eh, we lost them, but Leo was determined to find her." Elsewhere, Leo has managed to lock himself in a broom closet. "Dang it!"

07-16-2002, 03:47 PM	#51
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Rocksteady and Bebop finally called their thumb wrestling match a draw and looked around the room for Shredder. They saw a giant duck beating up a giant fly, Splinter checking a very squashed looking Irma's pulse, two bored looking turtles, and another turtle wrestling a some chick they'd never seen before. Bebop walked over to Don and Mike. "Duh, have you toitles seen the boss?" "April started taking her clothes off so Shredder grabbed her and ran off," Mike looked at Don, "Why didn't we think of that?" Don shrugged, "We're the good guys, we're not supposed to abduct women." Meanwhile, Shredder and April had both changed clothes and were now seated at a nice little outdoor cafe. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-16-2002, 04:50 PM	#52
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Meanwhile...somewhere within the news building, a giant red sign proclaimed "Free Pizza!" and pointed to a door with an arrow. Beyond that door was...Leonardo. "I can't believe I fell for the old 'Free Pizza' trick! That Shredder is truly evil," Leon muttered. "Now how am I supposed to get out of here? All I see are brooms..." __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-17-2002, 01:35 AM	#53
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Leaderless, Rocksteady and Bebop decided to go out and see a movie. None of the turtles bothered them as they left. Ace Duck finally finished pummeling Baxter Stockman and tied him to a chair. As Raphael continued trying to get the upper hand on "J", Don and Splinter attempted to move the anvil off of Irma. Michaelangelo snuck off to find a bathroom. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-17-2002, 11:52 AM	#54
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	"Hmm... now where is the bathroom in this place again?" Mikey pondered as he wandered around the endless corridors. "WHOA!!! FREE PIZZA!!! Screw the bathroom!!" Mikey ran right into the closet smashing straight into Leon and as the door fell back it made an omnious clicking noise. "Ummm.. hey wheres the pizza? Oh hi Leo! Ummm... I have to go to the bathroom..." __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

07-17-2002, 01:37 PM	#55
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	"What?! Mikey, you let the door close behind you, and now we're locked in here!" Leon groaned. "Can't you hold it until we find a way out?" "But I really need to go..." Mikey started doing the pee pee dance. "NOO!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Leo began to pound on the door. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-17-2002, 01:53 PM	#56
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	On their way out of the building Rocksteady and Bebop heard a commotion coming from somewhere off to the side. Their curiousity piqued, they went to investigate. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-17-2002, 06:16 PM	#57
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	Bebop opened the door only to find a Mikey going pee-pee on a broom and a very upset leo. He quickly shut the door again "Well thats not somethin ya see everyday snort" __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

07-21-2002, 03:33 PM	#58
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	"J" hit Raph square in the jaw and stomped on his foot. "Hey... ow!... watch it!" "You will not defeat us!" "J" screamed. Meanwhile, Splinter and Don managed to get the anvil off Irma. "Whoa, what hit me?" she moaned. "An anvil, actually," Don told her. Irma pulled out her compact. "Oh no! Look at my hair. Ooh, and I just had it done, too!" Meanwhile, again. Leo managed to knock over a mop to stop the door from closing. "Yes, we're free! Come on Mike." And they left the broom closet.

07-21-2002, 03:50 PM	#59
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Michaelangelo ran out of the broom closet and into the men's room which just happened to be next door. Leonardo headed back to where the Don, Raph, and Splinter were still battling "J". He wanted to ask Don about possibly tracking down April using her turtle com signal. Rocksteady and Bebop finally found their way out of the building and went off in search of a movie theatre. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!