If you were a Ninja Turtle... - Page 3

~~Leo656~~ · 11-22-2003, 06:59 PM

I have a book on military fighting techniques that shows how to use almost anything as a dealy weapon. I don't think a doghouse is in there, but I know for a fact I could make it a lethal weapon. If a person has a strong enough urge to kill, ANYTHING becomes lethal in that person's hands. That's just a fact.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 11-23-2003, 05:03 AM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: From Australia With Ninjitsu.

My name is Jarrah. I am a ninja turtle, skilled in the arts of stealth and firearms. I was seperated from my brothers when I was but an infant turtle, I was sold to an Australian tourist, while my brothers to a little boy only to loose them down the sewer. Taken to Sydney, I was raised by my Master, a wise man skilled in the art of ninja; whose movements I mimiced from my tank. Until one day, when my master moved, there was a terrible car accident, my tank was smashed and a strange canistal had fallen off the back of the other truck and into it's contents I roamed. Now I am ninja, once again united with my brothers, though it isn't much of a family reunion...

The Purple Dragons surround the five turtles, they all draw their weapons. The gangsters part ways, making way for a Machete weilding maniac. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo hold their weapons in relaxed and ready positions as the maniac shows off his moves with the machete, and they are some good moves. Jarrah quickly pushes passed his brothers.

Jarrah: Oh for Christ sake! (Draws his Beretta and shoots the thug between the eyes, he goes down quicker than you can say "Cowabunga")

*That Matt Guy* · 11-23-2003, 06:29 AM

Well there have to be some things that can't be used as a weapon. Maybe something like a candy bar wrapper or a penny.

*JameO* · 11-23-2003, 08:12 AM

Yeah I don't think a candy bar wrapper would do anything maybe a paper cut but that wouldn't be deadly unless it got infected.

Weapon - Sais
Bandana - White
Personality - Kind of the same mood as Raph but also add Donny's cool cat mood and Mikey's lazy part.

Meira-Bates · 11-23-2003, 08:21 AM

Pennies are deadly when moving at high speeds and dropping from high buildings (which is basically the same thing anyway).

**Kali** · 11-23-2003, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

Well there have to be some things that can't be used as a weapon. Maybe something like a candy bar wrapper or a penny.

Pennies can be thrown like shuriken, making them more of a distraction weapon than anything else, but if you're good enough, they can do damage. Or you can try and gouge someone's eyes out.

The candy wrapper... if it's large enough (ie not a "fun size" wrapper) I guess it could be used like a cord to strangle someone.

*raphael_is_cool* · 11-23-2003, 10:34 AM

Or you could jam it down someone's throat to suffocate them

Aren't I just delightful?

~~Leo656~~ · 11-23-2003, 04:02 PM

That's exactly what I was gonna say Raph, try and asphyxiate them with it.

If you tried to jam a penny down their throat, I'm fairly certain that from struggling they would end up choking on that too, at least long enough for you to do something else to them.

Jetter · 11-23-2003, 04:27 PM

Haha an AK-47.. i got a laugh outta that...

Weapon: A plastic bag
Color: Pale Blue
Personality: Leonardo's courage, disipline, skill... but with raphael's sarcasm

Space Tanuki 9 · 11-23-2003, 08:33 PM

*ponders* A most difficult question. Hrm...
Weapon: Yumi (Bow, as in bow-and-arrow)
Mask: Plaid. I'm from NH, everyone wears plaid at one point

Nah, just kidding. Mask could be gray. Or black... might as well jump on that

Personality: Angsty teenager crossed with angry high school janitor

lunycrys · 11-23-2003, 09:13 PM

if i was a TMNT?

a.)trusty Katana..never failed Leo

b.)purple like Don's...love purple

c.)probably serious...like Leo

hope you're catching a theme here folks. i mean this message practically screams what TMNT i favor

but with all due respect i choose Gargoyle any day of the week..

i mean they have wings

**azure turtle** · 11-24-2003, 01:17 AM

If? Whaddya mean if?

Name: Azure

Weapon: A giant anime mallet of doom... or the dreaded Fanfic Katana.

Mask: I like my white mask. Goes well with my blue skin.

Personality: Usually shy, quiet, and sometimes unsure of myself. I can be a total goofball though, as some people here probably know.

Fiercly loyal to family and accepts responsibility (my Leo side) but enjoys hanging out, goofing off, and having fun! (my Mikey side).

Nosferatu · 12-19-2003, 06:11 PM

Weapon: Either both a pair of sais and nunchakas or a pair of sais and a bo staff.

Mask: Either a gray bandana (like Leo's mask in TNM, only gray) or no mask at all.

Personality: I'm pretty much a Raph and Mike hybrid with personalities in real life, so I might as well be like that in Turtle form.

Oh, and even though I love 'em, I'd be the Turtles' enemy.

GreenWillow · 12-20-2003, 11:40 PM

~This looks like fun.

Weapon: GreenFaerieDust Magic Wand (tm) aka The Poofifier Of Doom!

Mask: What, I don't strike terror in the hearts of young Turtle fans just with this?
<--------

Personality: Really very nice. Terribly sweet. And kind, too. Most people don't have a clue that I've even done anything until they are hopping away and notice their new webbed toes and warts.

~GW

Michaelangelo|DAH · 12-21-2003, 03:31 AM

Man. i don't dare to come here anymore. You've all got a bad temper

. I'm scared

. I don't see dead people, people who are alive see me now. GOOD, god. I just died. Arghh shell

LIFE SUCKS. or life after death does. Indeed it does

*That Matt Guy* · 12-21-2003, 07:19 AM

WHAAAAAAAAT!??

And btw, a penny wouldn't be a "deadly weapon" if all it did was distract someone or gouge a person's eye out.

ForSquirtleMyNurtle · 12-23-2003, 10:45 PM

To get this back on topic:

Color: Tie-dye
Weapon(s): Broken bottles, high heel boots, razor-edged little hats, syringes (HIV), pacifiers
personality: i would be like splinter if splinter were a Hassidic Jew. I wuld not eat pork but I would kick ass. This would be cool. Also I woul dhave blades and a razor-edged yamulke.

also please do not repsond by saying i am an anti-semite. Isreal is pretty rad and if I was a ninja-turtle I would emigrate there because I want to protect the Holy Land with turtle power.

Also: no canadian bacon on my pizzas.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 12-23-2003, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForSquirtleMyNurtle

To get this back on topic:

Color: Tie-dye
Weapon(s): Broken bottles, high heel boots, razor-edged little hats, syringes (HIV), pacifiers
personality: i would be like splinter if splinter were a Hassidic Jew. I wuld not eat pork but I would kick ass. This would be cool. Also I woul dhave blades and a razor-edged yamulke.

also please do not repsond by saying i am an anti-semite. Isreal is pretty rad and if I was a ninja-turtle I would emigrate there because I want to protect the Holy Land with turtle power.

Also: no canadian bacon on my pizzas.

Why not the high heal boots that have a retractable posion-dipped blade?

ForSquirtleMyNurtle · 12-23-2003, 11:00 PM

this would be okay (poison tipped blade), but this is not feasible. Such things ar enot very wearable. I have had many pairs of high heels and they are all difficult to walk in, much less with blades that might shoot out at any time. So no, I will use them in start streetwalker style to gouge out eyes and suchlike. A high heeled boot is a weapon unto itself, no need for poisons.

also, have you had any luck being reinstated on the Bond Forums? i wonder about this often and want to know the answers. I like Bond. He is pretty cool. Sorry about your troubles, friend.

Albrecht · 12-27-2003, 12:33 PM

weapon: spear or bisento(axe) or 1 katana or 2 naginata.

color: white

personality: mix of all 4 turtles

(sorry for stealing your ideas ben there just to good)

11-23-2003, 08:21 AM	#45
Meira-Bates Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2003 Location: an abandoned wearhouse Posts: 1,057	Pennies are deadly when moving at high speeds and dropping from high buildings (which is basically the same thing anyway). __________________ I'm also the winner of the award for being least likely to receive an award! O.o

11-23-2003, 08:33 PM	#50
Space Tanuki 9 Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New Hampshell Posts: 47	ponders A most difficult question. Hrm... Weapon: Yumi (Bow, as in bow-and-arrow) Mask: Plaid. I'm from NH, everyone wears plaid at one point Nah, just kidding. Mask could be gray. Or black... might as well jump on that Personality: Angsty teenager crossed with angry high school janitor __________________ "Ohaiyo Wasabi!" "Hullo MUSTARD?"

11-23-2003, 09:13 PM	#51
lunycrys Thug Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: kansas Posts: 50	if i was a TMNT? a.)trusty Katana..never failed Leo b.)purple like Don's...love purple c.)probably serious...like Leo hope you're catching a theme here folks. i mean this message practically screams what TMNT i favor but with all due respect i choose Gargoyle any day of the week.. i mean they have wings __________________ having the internet does not make you god, it only makes you king of your own little virtual kingdom...HUZZAH!

11-24-2003, 01:17 AM	#52
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	If? Whaddya mean if? Name: Azure Weapon: A giant anime mallet of doom... or the dreaded Fanfic Katana. Mask: I like my white mask. Goes well with my blue skin. Personality: Usually shy, quiet, and sometimes unsure of myself. I can be a total goofball though, as some people here probably know. Fiercly loyal to family and accepts responsibility (my Leo side) but enjoys hanging out, goofing off, and having fun! (my Mikey side). __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

12-20-2003, 11:40 PM	#54
GreenWillow Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Mountains Posts: 425	~This looks like fun. Weapon: GreenFaerieDust Magic Wand (tm) aka The Poofifier Of Doom! Mask: What, I don't strike terror in the hearts of young Turtle fans just with this? <-------- Personality: Really very nice. Terribly sweet. And kind, too. Most people don't have a clue that I've even done anything until they are hopping away and notice their new webbed toes and warts. ~GW __________________ Hugs, kisses, GreenFaerieDust(tm) and a small vial of Belladonna. Life is good.

11-22-2003, 06:59 PM	#41
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I have a book on military fighting techniques that shows how to use almost anything as a dealy weapon. I don't think a doghouse is in there, but I know for a fact I could make it a lethal weapon. If a person has a strong enough urge to kill, ANYTHING becomes lethal in that person's hands. That's just a fact.

11-23-2003, 05:03 AM	#42
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: From Australia With Ninjitsu. My name is Jarrah. I am a ninja turtle, skilled in the arts of stealth and firearms. I was seperated from my brothers when I was but an infant turtle, I was sold to an Australian tourist, while my brothers to a little boy only to loose them down the sewer. Taken to Sydney, I was raised by my Master, a wise man skilled in the art of ninja; whose movements I mimiced from my tank. Until one day, when my master moved, there was a terrible car accident, my tank was smashed and a strange canistal had fallen off the back of the other truck and into it's contents I roamed. Now I am ninja, once again united with my brothers, though it isn't much of a family reunion... The Purple Dragons surround the five turtles, they all draw their weapons. The gangsters part ways, making way for a Machete weilding maniac. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo hold their weapons in relaxed and ready positions as the maniac shows off his moves with the machete, and they are some good moves. Jarrah quickly pushes passed his brothers. Jarrah: Oh for Christ sake! (Draws his Beretta and shoots the thug between the eyes, he goes down quicker than you can say "Cowabunga")

11-23-2003, 06:29 AM	#43
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Well there have to be some things that can't be used as a weapon. Maybe something like a candy bar wrapper or a penny.

11-23-2003, 08:12 AM	#44
JameO Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,753	Yeah I don't think a candy bar wrapper would do anything maybe a paper cut but that wouldn't be deadly unless it got infected. Weapon - Sais Bandana - White Personality - Kind of the same mood as Raph but also add Donny's cool cat mood and Mikey's lazy part.

11-23-2003, 10:34 AM	#47
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Or you could jam it down someone's throat to suffocate them Aren't I just delightful?

11-23-2003, 04:02 PM	#48
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That's exactly what I was gonna say Raph, try and asphyxiate them with it. If you tried to jam a penny down their throat, I'm fairly certain that from struggling they would end up choking on that too, at least long enough for you to do something else to them.

11-23-2003, 04:27 PM	#49
Jetter Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 27	Haha an AK-47.. i got a laugh outta that... Weapon: A plastic bag Color: Pale Blue Personality: Leonardo's courage, disipline, skill... but with raphael's sarcasm

12-19-2003, 06:11 PM	#53
Nosferatu Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 283	Weapon: Either both a pair of sais and nunchakas or a pair of sais and a bo staff. Mask: Either a gray bandana (like Leo's mask in TNM, only gray) or no mask at all. Personality: I'm pretty much a Raph and Mike hybrid with personalities in real life, so I might as well be like that in Turtle form. Oh, and even though I love 'em, I'd be the Turtles' enemy.

12-21-2003, 03:31 AM	#55
Michaelangelo\|DAH Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Land Up North ''Denmark'' Posts: 1,299	Man. i don't dare to come here anymore. You've all got a bad temper . I'm scared . I don't see dead people, people who are alive see me now. GOOD, god. I just died. Arghh shell LIFE SUCKS. or life after death does. Indeed it does __________________ .....''TMNT, Whatcha get is whatcha see''.-Michaelangelo

12-21-2003, 07:19 AM	#56
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	WHAAAAAAAAT!?? And btw, a penny wouldn't be a "deadly weapon" if all it did was distract someone or gouge a person's eye out.

12-23-2003, 10:45 PM	#57
ForSquirtleMyNurtle Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 24	To get this back on topic: Color: Tie-dye Weapon(s): Broken bottles, high heel boots, razor-edged little hats, syringes (HIV), pacifiers personality: i would be like splinter if splinter were a Hassidic Jew. I wuld not eat pork but I would kick ass. This would be cool. Also I woul dhave blades and a razor-edged yamulke. also please do not repsond by saying i am an anti-semite. Isreal is pretty rad and if I was a ninja-turtle I would emigrate there because I want to protect the Holy Land with turtle power. Also: no canadian bacon on my pizzas.

12-23-2003, 11:00 PM	#59
ForSquirtleMyNurtle Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 24	this would be okay (poison tipped blade), but this is not feasible. Such things ar enot very wearable. I have had many pairs of high heels and they are all difficult to walk in, much less with blades that might shoot out at any time. So no, I will use them in start streetwalker style to gouge out eyes and suchlike. A high heeled boot is a weapon unto itself, no need for poisons. also, have you had any luck being reinstated on the Bond Forums? i wonder about this often and want to know the answers. I like Bond. He is pretty cool. Sorry about your troubles, friend.

12-27-2003, 12:33 PM	#60
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	weapon: spear or bisento(axe) or 1 katana or 2 naginata. color: white personality: mix of all 4 turtles (sorry for stealing your ideas ben there just to good) __________________