I'm going to Hell..are you? - Page 3

*Ninjinister* · 05-01-2004, 11:13 PM

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EDIT: I like how you don't even get a choice in the matter. You're born because your parents want to have you. You think you're born into this great world and you're going to have the time of your life. BUT WAIT! There's a catch. You have to be good, or else you're going to suffer eternal damnation. How nice......assholes.

Sorry if I made any religious people upset. It just kind of bothers me.

The thing is, I sort of agree. Religions are so full of bizarre crap nowadays, it's a wonder I still research them... I mean, gimme a break! A sinner because you believe in more than one God? Jeez. Anyway... yeah.

And Voltron, if you attempt to "proper-ize" this, I'll knock you unconcious.

*Skeletoncrew* · 05-01-2004, 11:18 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Of course, many questions were difficult to answer because my religion has a different definition of "sin" than Christianity. I answered as best I could keeping in mind what Christians most likely consider to be good morals.

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Originally Posted by Kali

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Anybody else find it a touch Ironic that the person with the demon alter ego only gets to the first level?

Nah, we all know you're a pussy. *pats Kali on the head* Good kitty!

Peanut · 05-01-2004, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The S

And Voltron, if you attempt to "proper-ize" this, I'll knock you unconcious.

Don't threaten other members.

*Dr. Doom* · 05-02-2004, 03:18 AM

-=Brandishes fist=- Cause if you do.....

Billy the Kid · 05-02-2004, 04:14 AM

HELL yes I'm going to hell!!!!

I don't even have to take the test. As soon as I was sworn in by the Supreme Court I knew I was going to Hell.

Actually, I did take the test and discovered that I am going to the Sixth Level with my fellow Heretics. COOL!!!

I must be doing something right!!!

**Barkworm** · 05-02-2004, 06:34 AM

What the hell did you guys do to get such high levels? Admit it, you cheated!

*Hannah* · 05-02-2004, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by barkworm

What the hell did you guys do to get such high levels? Admit it, you cheated!

Maybe It's because I beat up random punks and dont believe in "God"

Demonfox38 · 05-02-2004, 08:47 AM

Yah! I'm going to Limbo! . . .wait . . .

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I haven't given up on religion yet. I've given up on most of the PEOPLE in my church, but not the scripture. I guess I've come to a point where I don't care what other people think, and I'm not going to cram my religion down their throats.

Hyper Metal Sonic · 05-02-2004, 09:03 AM

I'm actually ending up in purgatory. This is probably because of my higher than usual morals for males my age and my religious background.

*Voltron* · 05-02-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The S

I don't understand why I got level 8. Oh well, I just took it for fun. Humans don't go to Hell anyway. And if this is the Christian Hell, why are there so many references to the Greek underworld?

"What I think he meant to say was, "Whips of Torment lashed 'gainst mine epiderm! Propostrous have I deemed the notion! Laughable as well, foundeth I the Greek culture! Immunity snatcheth mine ass from Hell's grim tyrant, besidingly!"

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Originally Posted by The S

The thing is, I sort of agree. Religions are so full of bizarre crap nowadays, it's a wonder I still research them... I mean, gimme a break! A sinner because you believe in more than one God? Jeez. Anyway... yeah.

And Voltron, if you attempt to "proper-ize" this, I'll knock you unconcious.

And by this he means:

"Your vantage is most like mine, young Ai. I believeth in more than a single lord, such as Basarazazanazanoth! King of Communications! Am I to be dubbed a 'sinner'? A break I require! In the mean time...indeed.

Alas, Sir Voltron of Greatington, if thou applicate properization upon mine post, The S shall rob thee of thou senses"!

I think I just dropped to another level of Hell.

Meeko · 05-02-2004, 03:02 PM

Level 1 -Limbo

Eh at least i dont Suffer for eternity

*Hannah* · 05-02-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MeekoAngelo

Level 1 -Limbo

Eh at least i dont Suffer for eternity

Bah humbug.

Meeko · 05-02-2004, 03:09 PM

I think i should of went to Purgatory...

There were a few words i didnt know what they ment so i Just clicked No or yes
so that couldve done it....

*Raven* · 05-02-2004, 05:58 PM

im going to purgatory

**Kali** · 05-02-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Skeletoncrew

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Originally Posted by Kali

Anybody else find it a touch Ironic that the person with the demon alter ego only gets to the first level?

Nah, we all know you're a pussy. *pats Kali on the head* Good kitty!

*purrrr* I mean *hisss*

Dammit. *goes back to purring...*

**Machias Banshee** · 05-02-2004, 09:21 PM

Raph: *grins, holding a big clump of catnip* Here kitty kitty kitty....

*Voltron* · 05-03-2004, 06:30 AM

There is a lesser known 10th circle of Hell...

*That Matt Guy* · 05-03-2004, 06:58 AM

Is that where General Discussion spammers reside?

*damnhooligan* · 05-03-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

Is that where General Discussion spammers reside?

God, I hate emoticons.

EZweasel · 05-03-2004, 08:59 AM

well i took the test but hardly believed anyof what was wirtten. reason is i know i am going to heaven because i have trusted in christ finished work in a single moment in time.

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

05-02-2004, 03:18 AM	#44
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=Brandishes fist=- Cause if you do..... __________________ I love you, Pickle.

05-02-2004, 04:14 AM	#45
Billy the Kid Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New Mexico USA Posts: 191	HELL yes I'm going to hell!!!! I don't even have to take the test. As soon as I was sworn in by the Supreme Court I knew I was going to Hell. Actually, I did take the test and discovered that I am going to the Sixth Level with my fellow Heretics. COOL!!! I must be doing something right!!! __________________ I'm not an outlaw - I'm just misunderstood!!! Vive l' Empereur!!!

05-02-2004, 06:34 AM	#46
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,757	What the hell did you guys do to get such high levels? Admit it, you cheated! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

05-02-2004, 03:02 PM	#51
Meeko Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 456	Level 1 -Limbo Eh at least i dont Suffer for eternity __________________ Absolutely not a signature.

05-02-2004, 03:09 PM	#53
Meeko Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 456	I think i should of went to Purgatory... There were a few words i didnt know what they ment so i Just clicked No or yes so that couldve done it.... __________________ Absolutely not a signature.

05-02-2004, 08:47 AM	#48
Demonfox38 Stone Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 531	Yah! I'm going to Limbo! . . .wait . . . Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High Level 2 Lustful Very Low Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low I haven't given up on religion yet. I've given up on most of the PEOPLE in my church, but not the scripture. I guess I've come to a point where I don't care what other people think, and I'm not going to cram my religion down their throats.

05-02-2004, 09:03 AM	#49
Hyper Metal Sonic Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeastern Louisiana Posts: 786	I'm actually ending up in purgatory. This is probably because of my higher than usual morals for males my age and my religious background.

05-02-2004, 05:58 PM	#54
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	im going to purgatory __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

05-02-2004, 09:21 PM	#56
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Raph: grins, holding a big clump of catnip Here kitty kitty kitty....

05-03-2004, 06:30 AM	#57
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	There is a lesser known 10th circle of Hell...

05-03-2004, 06:58 AM	#58
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Is that where General Discussion spammers reside?

05-03-2004, 08:59 AM	#60
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	well i took the test but hardly believed anyof what was wirtten. reason is i know i am going to heaven because i have trusted in christ finished work in a single moment in time. First Level of Hell - Limbo Purgatory Repenting Believers High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High Level 2 Lustful Moderate Level 3 Gluttonous Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low __________________