Marge Simpson poses for Playboy - Page 4

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 12:56 PM

Well, no nightmares THIS time.

*Spitfire* · 10-24-2009, 06:52 PM

I thought it was retarded when that chick from Blood Rayne was in Playboy...

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 07:31 PM

Damn, just how many fictional characters are in Playboy?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 02:25 AM

To be honest, though, even though that kinda thing might be silly, who're they hurtin'? Least it ain't little kids. Or granny porn. Or morbidly obese women.

Actually, yeah, I'd rather see naked Marge Simpson or BloodRayne over naked Rosie O'Donnell any day. Anyone disagree? Votes for naked Rosie O'Donnell? Ben, I know you're all about "healthy" ladies, you wanna jump in on that?

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 02:30 AM

Wouldn't she be on PlayGirl?

That's one 'View' I don't wanna scope.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 02:32 AM

"You can't put a vagina on this man!"
"(hic) Why the hell not? I'm GOD!"

Ahhh, Family Guy. You say what we're all thinking.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 02:42 AM

I don't think anything will ever top 'Damn nature... you SCARY!'

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 02:45 AM

Three words:
Screaming black dolphins.

"You KNOW I got JOKES!"
"MAN, it is WET out here!"
"I'ma slap you wit' my fin!"

Try dropping some of that into everyday conversation and I promise people will like you.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 02:49 AM

Been there, done that.

My and my buds quote Family Guy daily. We're still laughing off of that multiverse episode.

I feel like singing now.

Adaaaam Weeeeeeest... Adaaaam Weeeeest....

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:01 AM

We're getting off-topic again. Just so some douche doesn't yell at us, let's sorta get back on track. I propose a game. Name some cartoon characters you hope NEVER end up in Playboy.

I'll go first: Toot from Drawn Together. Those DVDs need to come with a 5-second warning.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Name some cartoon characters you hope NEVER end up in Playboy.

Jabberjaws.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:04 AM

That's my fault for assuming you'd be at least half-serious about this.

In that case: Roger from American Dad. Not a chick, but sure likes to cross-dress. I'm... not ok with that...

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

That's my fault for assuming you'd be at least half-serious about this.

Ha, your idea, sir.

Well, being half-serious now... Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

As Snoop Dogg would say... "What's Kraken?"

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:34 AM

Ewwwwwww! It burns!

Y'know, you never think about how most cartoon females are drawn "hot" until you try to think of one that isn't... it's a conspiracy!

No, wait, Mina Hyena from Roger Rabbit. There, thought of one. She looked like Jessica, if Jessica smoked crack three meals a day.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 03:38 AM

She shagged a rabbit. She was on SOMETHING.

How about Granny from the Looney Tunes?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:40 AM

Oh, good one. I had Disney on the brain for some reason, I totally missed that.

Y'know, we never got a good look at Nana from Muppet Babies. Wouldn't it be messed up if she had huge t*ts? Just a thought.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 03:42 AM

On her face?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:43 AM

... apparently? I guess it's been longer than I thought since I saw that show...

Rainbow Brite. That would be totally wrong.

*XERO* · 10-25-2009, 03:48 AM

Long overdue.

Mrs. Cartman.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-25-2009, 03:52 AM

Oh sweet God.

Here ya go: Strawberry Shortcake.

10-24-2009, 12:56 PM	#61
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Well, no nightmares THIS time. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 06:52 PM	#62
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	I thought it was retarded when that chick from Blood Rayne was in Playboy... __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

10-24-2009, 07:31 PM	#63
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Damn, just how many fictional characters are in Playboy? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 02:30 AM	#65
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Wouldn't she be on PlayGirl? That's one 'View' I don't wanna scope. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 02:42 AM	#67
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I don't think anything will ever top 'Damn nature... you SCARY!' __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 02:25 AM	#64
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	To be honest, though, even though that kinda thing might be silly, who're they hurtin'? Least it ain't little kids. Or granny porn. Or morbidly obese women. Actually, yeah, I'd rather see naked Marge Simpson or BloodRayne over naked Rosie O'Donnell any day. Anyone disagree? Votes for naked Rosie O'Donnell? Ben, I know you're all about "healthy" ladies, you wanna jump in on that?

10-25-2009, 02:32 AM	#66
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	"You can't put a vagina on this man!" "(hic) Why the hell not? I'm GOD!" Ahhh, Family Guy. You say what we're all thinking.

10-25-2009, 02:45 AM	#68
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Three words: Screaming black dolphins. "You KNOW I got JOKES!" "MAN, it is WET out here!" "I'ma slap you wit' my fin!" Try dropping some of that into everyday conversation and I promise people will like you.

10-25-2009, 02:49 AM	#69
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Been there, done that. My and my buds quote Family Guy daily. We're still laughing off of that multiverse episode. I feel like singing now. Adaaaam Weeeeeeest... Adaaaam Weeeeest.... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 03:01 AM	#70
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	We're getting off-topic again. Just so some douche doesn't yell at us, let's sorta get back on track. I propose a game. Name some cartoon characters you hope NEVER end up in Playboy. I'll go first: Toot from Drawn Together. Those DVDs need to come with a 5-second warning.

10-25-2009, 03:04 AM	#72
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That's my fault for assuming you'd be at least half-serious about this. In that case: Roger from American Dad. Not a chick, but sure likes to cross-dress. I'm... not ok with that...

10-25-2009, 03:34 AM	#74
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Ewwwwwww! It burns! Y'know, you never think about how most cartoon females are drawn "hot" until you try to think of one that isn't... it's a conspiracy! No, wait, Mina Hyena from Roger Rabbit. There, thought of one. She looked like Jessica, if Jessica smoked crack three meals a day.

10-25-2009, 03:38 AM	#75
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	She shagged a rabbit. She was on SOMETHING. How about Granny from the Looney Tunes? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 03:40 AM	#76
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Oh, good one. I had Disney on the brain for some reason, I totally missed that. Y'know, we never got a good look at Nana from Muppet Babies. Wouldn't it be messed up if she had huge t*ts? Just a thought.

10-25-2009, 03:42 AM	#77
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	On her face? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 03:43 AM	#78
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	... apparently? I guess it's been longer than I thought since I saw that show... Rainbow Brite. That would be totally wrong.

10-25-2009, 03:48 AM	#79
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Long overdue. Mrs. Cartman. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-25-2009, 03:52 AM	#80
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Oh sweet God. Here ya go: Strawberry Shortcake.