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Most of my favorites are already listed, but here's some that aren't.
Mikey: You just don't want to admit you're the "R" word. Raph/Donnie/Leo: *blink* Mikey: "Wrong". Raph: I'm not wrong! Mikey: Fine, if you don't want to talk about my friend, I've got two other brothers who do. Leo: Actually, I'd rather talk about anything else. Donnie: Like the concept of the silent "W", perhaps? Raph: That wasn't very silent, Leo! April: I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon! Raph: *laughs* Everyone Else: *silence* Raph: ...I can't be the only one that finds that funny. Mikey: Sorry! Raph: Don't apologize to him. Mikey: I mean, sorry I didn't drop you harder! Raph: There you go. And while I can't quote it exactly, Leo impersonating the Kraang when talking about "punching the card that is known as the time card in the clock of time".
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Yes, Leo's Kraang impersonation was great, but I always mess that quote up.
Mikey: Guys, I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure, I'm seriously gonna throw. Splinter: Was that fair? Leo: No. Splinter Did I win? Leo: I see your point. Splinter: Seek victory, not fairness. Leo: Hai, Sensei. Leo: So, I should trust my instincts unless my instincts are wrong. Splinter: Correct. Leo: Thanks, Sensei. Mikey: Whoa. You know it's good advice if you're confused afterward. Donnie: It would be nice to have a real kunoichi on our side. April: Ahem. What about me? Donnie: No, I mean a real kunoichi. Not that you're not a real one, just more experienced. Is it hot in here? April: It's okay. I get it. She's your mortal enemy, but hey, she's purdy. Donnie: No, she's not. You're way prettier. I mean, not that I think you're pretty, but you're not ugly and-- Raph: *puts hand over Don's mouth* Don't fight it. You'll thank me later.
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Random Punk
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"The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the time card in the clock that is known as the clock of time."
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Raphael: TCRI? They're behind the Kraang Plot?
Leonardo: The Invasion? Michaelangelo: The Olympics? (THWAP!) What was that? Raphael: A new olympic event Leonardo: The portal! Donatello: It's beautiful, scientifically speaking. Raphael: Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it? Michaelangelo: Do you Donatello take this portal to be your.. Leonardo: Knock it off, all of you. We have to figure out how we are going to stop Donnies' bride over there |
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Mad Scientist
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I can't remember how it goes exactly.
Raph: Whatcha you gonna do? Whatcha you gonna do? Flips Raph over Mikey: Booyakusha! Mikey: You thought you had me but I played you like a trombone. Mikey making the sound effect |
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Mad Scientist
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This is seriously my favorite line of the whole series... I lol'd so hard. I guess I was late in getting it posted. Props to you for putting it out there first!
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Leo-holic
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Mikey: Man, this is awkward. It's Chris Bradford my ex-friend and that other guy.
Xever: The name is Xever. So you don't forget, I'll write it into your shells with these. Raph: You let him go? Leo: They weren't exactly a threat. They'd had enough. Raph: Dude, they were beating up a blind guy! There is no enough. Now they'll think we're wimps and we don't have the guts to finish the job.
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Do you think we could bribe/blackmail one of the writers into slipping that into the show for the grown ups (^_^)
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Mikey: I think Leo likes the egg more than me.
Raph: Well, the egg talks less than you, so there's that.
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Stone Warrior
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Not really a quote but an observation. the newtralizer must have a taste for the Kraang. When he picks up one of them and shoves one in his mouth, Reminds me of Fat Bas**d from Austin Powers: "come here I'm gonna eat Ya".
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Leo-holic
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Mikey: Man, it really stinks down here.
Don: It is a sewer, Mikey. Mikey: I mean more than usual. Eww, what is all this stuff. Don: Um, Mikey, *whispers in his ear* Mikey: What? Don't they know we're livin' down here? Raph: Pipe down, you two. Don: Wow, you sound just like Leo. Raph: You say that one more time, and I'll throw you in the sewer. Don: And now you sound like you again. (I may have already used that one, but I keep forgetting. Oh well.)
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April: I am being hunted by a giant pigeon!
Raphael:*points and laughs then realizes nobody is laughing with him* I can't be the only one who finds that funny. Don: It's not funny, Raph. There's a creature out there trying to hurt my April. April: *looks at Donnie* Don: Our April. April. |
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Leo-holic
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Karai: I heard the scrawny one mention the Kraang. What's going on?
Leo: None of your business. Don: And I'm not scrawny. I'm stout.
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Kraang: "This is known as 'NOT GOOD!'"
Kraang: "Kraang is on the diet that is known as 'gluten free'. Kraang has already lost 13 Kraang units." Leo: There's a force field?!?! Why didn't you tell us?!?! Donnie: Um, because I wanted us to fail? OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!!! Donnie/Metalhead: "Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor screen she doesn't even know I'm staring.... April: "You do know that's not on mute, right?" Donnie/Metalhead: O-of course I knew! Otherwise you wouldn't know that I was...joking. Leo: "What would Splinter say?" Raph: *imitating Splinter* "I did not know what was going on, because they went out while I was fast asleep." Leo: "Ha, real mature. But I'm your leader. And as your leader, I say you're not going." Raph: Well, as your followers.... we're going anyway. Leo: Well... as your leader.... I'm going with you! To lead you...away... from bad... stuff. Mikey: "Hey! We're not that kinda sub!" Leo: "What are you doing?! What is wrong with your arms?!" Donnie/Metalhead: "…My hands aren't on my hips?" Leo: "No!" Donnie/Metalhead: "Sorry, forgot to press B." Raph: "So what's with the girl who tried to kill you?" Leo: "She didn't try to kill me, she saved me." Raph: "She threw a knife at your head." Leo: "She threw a knife NEAR my head." Raph: "She's in the Foot Clan." Leo: "Nobody's perfect." Mikey: "Leprechauns aren't real?!" Shredder: "Your skills are impressive. But they will not save you!" Raph: "I know you're a little worried about me. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We've never gone into a fight like this.... and I don't know what's gonna happen. But you don't need to worry. I will make it back! I love you, man..." *Spike looks up* Mikey: "Awwww, are you talking to your pet turtle?" Raph: "NO!....SHUT UP!!!" Mikey: "Aw, that's adorable!" Raph: "I"M GONNA CRUSH YOU!!!" Mikey: "AUGHHH!!!!" Splinter: "My place.... is WITH MY SONS!!!" Rat King:" How Ironic. Imagine my delight, when I found out that by not only controlling your master, would not only make me invincible, but would also be the key to your demise! HAHAHAA!!!" April: "Don't worry, I get it. She's your mortal enemy, but hey! She's purdy!" Mikey: "You named something without ME?!?!?!" Kraang Prime: "The Turtles?!?!?! Kraang will not be stopped by puny mutants!!!" Mikey: "At least we're not STUPID ALIENS!" Leo: "I TRUSTED YOU!!!" Karai: "I know! That's messed up, right!" Splinter: "A daimio of the 16th century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion'." Raph: "I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars." Leatherhead: My friend, you once trusted me. Now I am trusting you." Donnie: "Are you forgetting he grabbed me, by the face? Because let me remind you: He grabbed me.... BY THE FACE!!!" Mikey: "Dudes, Leatherhead is off the chain!" Leo: "YOU SET HIM LOOSE?!?!" Mikey: "No! It means he's totally chill...." *Other Turtles sigh* Mikey: "......And that's why I set him free!" Mikey: "Dudes, I had the weirdest dream.... I dreamt that the stuff in the sewers came from...." Donnie: "Uh. forget it, Mikey! It was just a dream." Leo: "GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!"
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Donnie: What the heck was that?
Raph: What just having fun, you know how much mikey loves the donnie puppet Donnie: Dude april was watching Raph: Pretty sure she liked it ...too..wait, do you still think you have a shot with her? Donnie: Well, i mean..i.. Raph: Wow that is so adorable..and sad. its sadorable |
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Kraang One: This is going to leave that which is known as a mark.
Kraang Two: Affirmative. SPLAT!
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Donnie as Metalhead: Take me to your leader.
Mikey: Leo, it's for you. |
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New Recruit
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Raph: Donnie have i ever told you how awesome you are?
Donnie: No you haven't Raph: Well i am seriously considering it |
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Stone Warrior
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Raphael:
"Donnie, why are there fingers on my feet?" Karai: "Ha! You're adorable! Stupid, but adorable." Leonardo: "We find the weapon, destroy it, and then we get Mexican...pizza." Kraang "The one known as April O'Neil. She is the one known as the one." Raphael: "Leo! Having...tea time?!" Leonardo: "Come on baby, come on baby... Come on, BABY...! YES!! SAY GOOD NIGHT, KRAANG!" Donatello / Michelangelo: "Well...I'm gonna go do...SOMETHING...in the other room. Raph, Mikey, care to join me?" "Not unless you get more specific. The exposition is what makes them great, more so than the quotes themselves.
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