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Old 01-04-2017, 04:15 PM   #1
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What are the manliest movies ever?

You know movies that every red blooded male or most men can relate to to some degree?

First of all, an easy choice: Predator. This movie starring Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers is a classic of the aciton genre. It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus... just like me.

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Second, Das Boot. A German movie about German soldiers and the submarine they spend most of the movie in. This is a WW2 movie that's a bit different from most of the sort. And arguably the greatest submarine movie ever. The extended version is about 4 hours long or so, and the tension in some parts is nerve wrecking. Imagine how those men feel knowing that if something hits their submarine they're history.

Fight Club: While I certainly wouldn't unwind my tension by fighting off someone, this movie is quite ballsy. "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" is a quite powerful line.

And ofc there's also the likes of Die Hard, Commando, etc. but these are the ones that stand out the most to me in the "manliness" department.

"But what is MANLINESS, Prowler?" you'll ask. Well we all have our definition of it. I don't care. Don't read much into it. And ofc women are allowed to participate in this thread. But chances are, if you're a woman and don't understand why so many men love Das Boot(the ones who've watched it, that is), Fight Club, Die Hard and Predator, then maybe that answers your question
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He's black as fu*k. And voiced by Bumper Robinson.

I guess he doesn't qualify as African American to cubed because he doesn't say things like "yessa massa", "sup dawg", "yo", "kill whitey" and "shee-it negro!"
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:19 PM   #2
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I was going to say "Predator" before even reading that post. "Commando"'s up there, too.

Maybe "Tango & Cash"? "Cobra," except it's a horrible movie.
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:23 PM   #3
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The Raid movies, nothing like over the top viscreal violence and blood to keep your blood pumping

Also Sword of the stranger

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Old 01-04-2017, 04:26 PM   #4
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I'd say the Rambo movies. Even my grandpa, who doesn't watch movies at all, knows about how badass Rambo is and has seen them a few times.
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First of all, an easy choice: Predator. This movie starring Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers is a classic of the aciton genre. It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus... just like me.

Also, THE handshake:

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I gotta agree with Predator. Bitchin' movie, a perfect example of manliness.
(Also, check out the YouTube comments section of the video; it's hilarious)

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Old 01-04-2017, 04:27 PM   #5
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:28 PM   #6
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:35 PM   #7
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I guess he doesn't qualify as African American to cubed because he doesn't say things like "yessa massa", "sup dawg", "yo", "kill whitey" and "shee-it negro!"
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Fight Club, but not for the reasons stated.
I the movie is a brilliant exploration of the tragic state of masculinity in post-industrial America.

First Blood, because of how different it is when compared to the legacy it left in its wake.

The same can be said about Die Hard.
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The Raid movies, nothing like over the top viscreal violence and blood to keep your blood pumping

Also Sword of the stranger

Haven't seen that one.

What about Ninja Scroll?

And if Kaiji was a movie it'd be on my top list as well. that anime is manly as f*ck too.
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Any Death Wish movie after the first one.





Charles Bronson was highly underrated.

Also the Dirty Harrys. Pretty much all of them.

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Haven't seen that one.

What about Ninja Scroll?

And if Kaiji was a movie it'd be on my top list as well. that anime is manly as f*ck too.
If we are counting OVAS then Jojo should make it

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If we are counting OVAS then Jojo should make it

Yeah I figured JoJo and I guess Fist of North Star would make my list as well... but regrettably I haven't seen either yet.
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I'd say Predator, Taken, Con Air and Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
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