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I'm better than you.
Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.
I have spoken.
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