The sexual orientation of the TMNT

[plastroncafe]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

The way I see it, is that even if the Turtles could have sexual intercourse with a female, they couldn't reproduce. So, if they wanted kids, they'd have to adopt in order to have any. And, honestly, I can't see them wanting to put the stresses of their own lives on children. They'd want to keep their kids protected from that if they had any. Once again, another complexity about the Turtles' lives that people just don't speculate on.

Canon disagrees with you. Michaelangelo reproduces in the Mirage books. I think he also takes over an orphanage in the Archie books as well.

But let's remove the canon rebuttal and think about the story. Splinter adopted and raised his kids to be assassins. What makes you think that the turtles wouldn't do the exact same thing?

(Well, save for Don, who I think is too much of a pacifist for such an endeavor.)

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by plastroncafe

Canon disagrees with you. Michaelangelo reproduces in the Mirage books. I think he also takes over an orphanage in the Archie books as well.

But let's remove the canon rebuttal and think about the story. Splinter adopted and raised his kids to be assassins. What makes you think that the turtles wouldn't do the exact same thing?

(Well, save for Don, who I think is too much of a pacifist for such an endeavor.)

That and look at raph he is distraught over the fact that there the last of there kind. So i think if giving the chance he would have a baby.

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by Jester

The big difference between the franchises you mentioned and Turtles though is that at least Ash and Misty or Legolas and Aragorn are similar species. With the Turtles you have mutant reptiles and human females, which makes it a bit more creepy.

Yea but theres a lot of human pokemon sex going on in the pokemon world. So its pokemon on human at least the turtles are a lot more human then a pokemon.

[Jester]

I guess I'm just a sexually regressed individual, but I really don't see the appeal of putting it in(or getting it put into by) an animal....real or fictional. Call me crazy.

[Master Splinter]

This thread is completely obscene/inappropriate and I am actually shocked that a mod has let it get this far...

Rule #5

-ms

[plastroncafe]

Originally Posted by Jester

I guess I'm just a sexually regressed individual, but I really don't see the appeal of putting it in(or getting it put into by) an animal....real or fictional. Call me crazy.

That...great for you? I mean, I'm glad you know what you like. What I'm puzzled by is the insistence that there needs be some sort of judgement for what you like or don't. You're not "crazy", you're just you.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

With that out of the way, can we now tackle the idea that it's possible to write something for the sake of writing it, and not actually be turned on by it? We don't seem to have this problem when it comes to violence. I mean, I'm not suddenly questioning whether or not every person who writes an action scene in a fic a sociopath, so why is everyone who writes a love seen suddenly a pervert?

[Jester]

A lot of fan fiction is written about action franchises. The action scenes make a little sense.
It also seems a lot of the sexualized fan fiction is also self insertion fan fiction.

[plastroncafe]

There's so much in your comment that I'd love to investigate, Jester. For not only statistical purposes, but also for sociological ones.

For instance, I'd love to have numbers to refer to, rather than nebulous amounts like "a lot", or even anecdotal evidence to fall back on. Sadly without those numbers all we'll both have is conjecture and rumor to blather about.

[Katie]

I never called anyone a furry....or used furry negatively in my post. While I have a serious aversion to that lifestyle....if someone gets off by f*cking people in mascot costumes or whatever....more power to them. Enjoy.

Be clear though. The above scenario involves ACTUAL people. My problem with this speculation is that people are substituting real life relationships for fantasy lives involving fictional characters. They basically have an imaginary boyfriend. For a 20-30 something person. Sad.

I'm not grossed out by sex. I happen to like it a lot. It's one of the greatest things in a relationship. Bonding closeness. All that. Something special between you and your mate.

Having that "bonding" with a fictional character by daydreaming and writing marysue fanfics about how Raphael saved you and can't live without you as he rips your underwear off with his sais and tells you looks don't matter to him? Larger psychological issues. But I guess if they give up on real life in favor of the fantasy then they have excused themselves from the genepool as it is so whatever.

Do whomever or whatever you like. It doesn't bother me as long as it isn't mealtime or office or whatever conversation. Sex should be a private matter.

[gobo]

Originally Posted by Katie

Sex should be a private matter.

That's what YE said.

[Samhain]

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[TMNT-Leonardo]

Originally Posted by Stingray69

Yea but theres a lot of human pokemon sex going on in the pokemon world. So its pokemon on human at least the turtles are a lot more human then a pokemon.

Some of the Pokemon can look human too...doesn't make it much better though.

[Revan]

Originally Posted by plastroncafe

Canon disagrees with you. Michaelangelo reproduces in the Mirage books.

If you are referring to Seri the Regenta, I might disagree. It seemed like she was setting him up for something and that she lied about the eggs being his.

[pannoni1]

I'd feel if a mutant and a human had produced a baby, it's DNA would likely be around 75% human and 25% Mutant, similar to how a child like myself is 75% "X" and 25% "Y" if one parent is 100% "X" and the other is 50% "X" and 50% "Y". So, based on the popular relationships in TMNT, I'd expect a Leo/Karai/Lotus child to be a strong fighter and having a "soft shell" and very pale green, almost tannish skin to have a mix of a human and a mutant, four fingers, four toes on each foot, and overall that would be a good child.
A Raph/Mona Lisa child would be the easiest; a nice small-to midsized TMNT-like figure, with a "changeable" personality; at times sweet, and at other times tough. Since Neutrinos are half human/half Dimension X creature, a Mike/Kala intercourse would be around 50% turtle, 25% Dimension Xian, and 25% Human, resulting in a neat, cool looking dude/dudette that likes to party/have fun. Finally, a Don/April (given the new series) child would be smart and advanced in using technology, have decent fighting skills (middling between getting in trouble and fighting out of it), and appear similar to the human/turtle mix I described with Leo above, though with some short red/auburn hair and small brests. This is coming from a "pseudoscientific theory".

[plastroncafe]

Originally Posted by Revan

If you are referring to Seri the Regenta, I might disagree. It seemed like she was setting him up for something and that she lied about the eggs being his.

Only time will tell in that regard.

[BubblyShell22]

Oookaaay, this thread has gone a bit far than I think it was meant to.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by plastroncafe

Only time will tell in that regard.

True but for Mike to think they were his.... 'gasp!!!!' sex must have happened. Yo dudes, Mikey nailed royalty!!!

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by Revan

If you are referring to Seri the Regenta, I might disagree. It seemed like she was setting him up for something and that she lied about the eggs being his.

Why do you think that?

[gobo]

Female royalty = diva. I'd never trust a diva.

[Jester]

Originally Posted by pannoni1

I'd feel if a mutant and a human had produced a baby, it's DNA would likely be around 75% human and 25% Mutant, similar to how a child like myself is 75% "X" and 25% "Y" if one parent is 100% "X" and the other is 50% "X" and 50% "Y". So, based on the popular relationships in TMNT, I'd expect a Leo/Karai/Lotus child to be a strong fighter and having a "soft shell" and very pale green, almost tannish skin to have a mix of a human and a mutant, four fingers, four toes on each foot, and overall that would be a good child.
A Raph/Mona Lisa child would be the easiest; a nice small-to midsized TMNT-like figure, with a "changeable" personality; at times sweet, and at other times tough. Since Neutrinos are half human/half Dimension X creature, a Mike/Kala intercourse would be around 50% turtle, 25% Dimension Xian, and 25% Human, resulting in a neat, cool looking dude/dudette that likes to party/have fun. Finally, a Don/April (given the new series) child would be smart and advanced in using technology, have decent fighting skills (middling between getting in trouble and fighting out of it), and appear similar to the human/turtle mix I described with Leo above, though with some short red/auburn hair and small brests. This is coming from a "pseudoscientific theory".