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**azure turtle** · 06-03-2002, 10:39 PM

*gasp*
That's true! I haven't been praising the great turtle gods...they must be angry. Or the gods must be crazy!
*ducks baps for very bad movie pun*

**Kali** · 06-03-2002, 10:40 PM

Well, they ARE our gods...

**azure turtle** · 06-03-2002, 10:45 PM

I suppose...
*sacrifices a mango at the alter of the turtle gods*
Please smile down upon us once again!

**Kali** · 06-03-2002, 10:46 PM

Uh huh, you do that, I'm going to bed. Night!

**azure turtle** · 06-03-2002, 10:47 PM

*snicker*
G'night, Kali! Pleasant dreams!

Peanut · 06-03-2002, 10:59 PM

How do you pray? Actually....what's a god? Is it the four year old cheesy that sits under my bed with 16 different types of plants and animals coming out of it?

**azure turtle** · 06-04-2002, 12:28 AM

Hmm...talk about monsters under your bed.

*gives Mikey a broom*
The next time that thing decides to come out, I think you better bap it over the head. Otherwise...it might eat you!

*enigma-1* · 06-04-2002, 06:01 PM

Forget a broom, Azure. Get an exterminator or a priest.

Samantha · 06-04-2002, 08:50 PM

*walks into the thread* Hi everybody!! What's with Azure?

*enigma-1* · 06-04-2002, 08:51 PM

It's not Azure. It's what lives under Michaelangelo's bed.

Samantha · 06-04-2002, 09:02 PM

Something's under Mikey's bed!! EEEKKK! *jumps into Azure's arms*

*enigma-1* · 06-04-2002, 09:06 PM

*sighs* Oh boy.

**azure turtle** · 06-04-2002, 11:15 PM

Not this again...

*places Samantha on the bed*
Stay here, and the strange monster won't be able to get you.

Samantha · 06-04-2002, 11:56 PM

Thank you Azure! *kisses Azure* (He wasn't going to get out of it that easily)

**azure turtle** · 06-05-2002, 12:00 AM

Gah!
*blushes crimson*
Aww geez...

*Skeletoncrew* · 06-05-2002, 12:10 AM

*strides in wearing robes and carrying a censer*

Did someone here need a priest? And will a priestess do instead? High Priestess Skeletoncrew of the Ecclectic Church of Liv is at your service!

Samantha · 06-05-2002, 12:12 AM

*groan* Now I can't torture Azure!

*Skeletoncrew* · 06-05-2002, 12:18 AM

What? Just cause I'm here? I'll help torture Azure! The Ecclectic Church of Liv heartily endorses the tormenting of cute young men.

*digs inside ceremonial robe and pulls out a couple feathers, offering one to Samantha*

Samantha · 06-05-2002, 12:27 AM

Thanks Skeletoncrew!

*takes a few feathers* *evil laugh as she inches closer to the unsuspecting Azure*

**azure turtle** · 06-05-2002, 01:05 AM

....I sense impending doom....
*runs out of the thread*

06-03-2002, 10:39 PM	#101
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	gasp That's true! I haven't been praising the great turtle gods...they must be angry. Or the gods must be crazy! ducks baps for very bad movie pun __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-03-2002, 10:45 PM	#103
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	I suppose... sacrifices a mango at the alter of the turtle gods Please smile down upon us once again! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-03-2002, 10:47 PM	#105
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	snicker G'night, Kali! Pleasant dreams! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-04-2002, 12:28 AM	#107
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Hmm...talk about monsters under your bed. gives Mikey a broom The next time that thing decides to come out, I think you better bap it over the head. Otherwise...it might eat you! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-04-2002, 08:50 PM	#109
Samantha Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 337	walks into the thread Hi everybody!! What's with Azure? __________________ "Why did you bring her here?" "Cause I wanted to redecerate. A couple throw pillows, a tv news reporter, what'd you think?"

06-03-2002, 10:40 PM	#102
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Well, they ARE our gods...

06-03-2002, 10:46 PM	#104
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Uh huh, you do that, I'm going to bed. Night!

06-03-2002, 10:59 PM	#106
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	How do you pray? Actually....what's a god? Is it the four year old cheesy that sits under my bed with 16 different types of plants and animals coming out of it?

06-04-2002, 06:01 PM	#108
enigma-1 Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: take your pick... Posts: 4,161	Forget a broom, Azure. Get an exterminator or a priest.

06-04-2002, 08:51 PM	#110
enigma-1 Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: take your pick... Posts: 4,161	It's not Azure. It's what lives under Michaelangelo's bed.

06-04-2002, 09:02 PM	#111
Samantha Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 337	Something's under Mikey's bed!! EEEKKK! jumps into Azure's arms __________________ "Why did you bring her here?" "Cause I wanted to redecerate. A couple throw pillows, a tv news reporter, what'd you think?"

06-04-2002, 09:06 PM	#112
enigma-1 Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: take your pick... Posts: 4,161	sighs Oh boy.

06-04-2002, 11:15 PM	#113
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Not this again... places Samantha on the bed Stay here, and the strange monster won't be able to get you. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-04-2002, 11:56 PM	#114
Samantha Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 337	Thank you Azure! kisses Azure (He wasn't going to get out of it that easily) __________________ "Why did you bring her here?" "Cause I wanted to redecerate. A couple throw pillows, a tv news reporter, what'd you think?"

06-05-2002, 12:00 AM	#115
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Gah! blushes crimson Aww geez... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

06-05-2002, 12:10 AM	#116
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	strides in wearing robes and carrying a censer Did someone here need a priest? And will a priestess do instead? High Priestess Skeletoncrew of the Ecclectic Church of Liv is at your service! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

06-05-2002, 12:12 AM	#117
Samantha Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 337	groan Now I can't torture Azure! __________________ "Why did you bring her here?" "Cause I wanted to redecerate. A couple throw pillows, a tv news reporter, what'd you think?"

06-05-2002, 12:18 AM	#118
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	What? Just cause I'm here? I'll help torture Azure! The Ecclectic Church of Liv heartily endorses the tormenting of cute young men. digs inside ceremonial robe and pulls out a couple feathers, offering one to Samantha __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

06-05-2002, 12:27 AM	#119
Samantha Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 337	Thanks Skeletoncrew! takes a few feathers evil laugh as she inches closer to the unsuspecting Azure __________________ "Why did you bring her here?" "Cause I wanted to redecerate. A couple throw pillows, a tv news reporter, what'd you think?"

06-05-2002, 01:05 AM	#120
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	....I sense impending doom.... runs out of the thread __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!