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*BZZZZZZZT!!* that is INCORRECT, Ai... The majority of a sperm's mass is tightly bundled packets of DNA, Deoxyribonucleic acid, made up of a 5 carbon sugar (deoxyribose) ANNNNND... say it with me now, adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine!!! all four of those nitrogen-based nucleotide bases are.... PROTEINS!! okay. so... there you go boys, you're makin' the original low-fat recipe. as for flavors? that'll vary depending on what he's been eating. 
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04-27-2004, 02:08 PM
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I don't know what's scarier...
You knowing the scientific composition of sperm. or You setting it up like some kind of game show. |
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04-27-2004, 02:09 PM
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04-27-2004, 02:14 PM
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piffle. all gametes are protein-heavy... specifically b/c of the DNA... why do you think your scrambled EGGS have so much protein? as for the game show, can't you just picture Alec Trebec saying, "I'm sorry, Ai, but the correct question was, WHAT IS SPERM?" |
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04-27-2004, 02:15 PM
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I'm just not smart enough to know that...
And yes, I can picture that, and it amuses me. |
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04-27-2004, 02:20 PM
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*blinks at the sudden turn this thread has taken* Whoa...
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04-27-2004, 06:21 PM
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youre not knowing whats in sperm or you not knowing what Easter means...
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04-27-2004, 06:22 PM
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I will kill you one day, Voltron...mark my words...
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04-27-2004, 06:26 PM
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Well now im disturbed and really hopeing to not know why the talk of sperm is in here
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04-27-2004, 06:27 PM
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Why the hell not? This whole thread is nothing but pointless remarks, at least we were having a meaningful conversation.
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04-27-2004, 06:34 PM
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04-27-2004, 06:38 PM
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I dont see any way you can have a meaning full conversation with sperm
Nor do i wish to know how lol.Now to hear something really sad is that when i read what voltron there said i was like what the  It wasnt until I read it while typing this message that I had understood what he said. Now that is sad
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04-27-2004, 06:46 PM
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*starts humming 'Every Sperm is Sacred" *
 
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04-27-2004, 06:57 PM
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Damn straight, i plan to have a family some day. I need those things
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04-27-2004, 07:23 PM
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"And why does it taste like salt?"
Funniest damned thing I've heard (seen) all day.
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04-28-2004, 12:57 AM
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Mmm....salty.
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04-28-2004, 09:27 AM
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Hey... say "nemesis" backwards..
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