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10-14-2014, 01:09 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Glasgow
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When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
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10-14-2014, 02:37 PM
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The Weed of Crime
Join Date: May 2013
Location: The Shadow's Sanctum
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It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that Taco.
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10-18-2014, 10:01 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
Posts: 8,773
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Tell me- you're not afraid of the taco, are you?
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10-27-2014, 08:22 AM
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god status
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Louisiana
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Let me guess, giant, menacing, supernatural form. Kinda like a taco.
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10-27-2014, 12:13 PM
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A Crusty Bob Fan
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: At the current moment, on your screen.
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Made it, Ma! Top of the taco!
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10-29-2014, 08:15 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
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You're wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in Taco. And I absolutely hate the mother****er.
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11-06-2014, 03:17 PM
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Foot Soldier
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: n/a
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"You are my lucky taco. You... Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. "
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11-06-2014, 03:30 PM
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Leo-holic
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Indiana
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"You're hot for my taco!"
"What?" "Am I right?" "That's insane."
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11-06-2014, 09:33 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
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I knew it! I'm surrounded by Tacos!
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11-06-2014, 09:37 PM
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That whack job behind you
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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"Wait a minute... wait a minute, Doc! Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a taco?"
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine out of a taco, why not do it with some style!!!"
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11-07-2014, 12:14 AM
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A Crusty Bob Fan
Join Date: Aug 2014
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The kid gets it all. Bury us next to the stupid taco.
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11-08-2014, 09:17 PM
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Hench Mutant
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: The Depths of Karzahni
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F**k you, taco!
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11-08-2014, 10:17 PM
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A Crusty Bob Fan
Join Date: Aug 2014
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Taco day. Nothing clean right?
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11-08-2014, 11:30 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my taco. Prepare to die.
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11-09-2014, 02:38 AM
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A Crusty Bob Fan
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^ Nice Princess Bride ref.
Houston..we have a taco.
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11-09-2014, 11:59 AM
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Leo-holic
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Indiana
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I have a message for President Snow. Taco is catching and if we burn, you burn with us.
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11-09-2014, 12:52 PM
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That whack job behind you
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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11-09-2014, 09:36 PM
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god status
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Louisiana
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You stop this taco, I'll kill ya.
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11-09-2014, 11:04 PM
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Foot Soldier
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: n/a
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"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive tacos at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water."
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11-10-2014, 12:23 AM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
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"All for taco, and taco for all!"
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