As the Forum Turns - Page 73

**Kali** · 04-17-2002, 11:37 PM

*Kali burst out laughing before passing out in Raph's arms*

~It's my bed time, see ya!~

**Machias Banshee** · 04-17-2002, 11:37 PM

~too busy laughing her ass off to answer! Aww, whose gonna do Splinter? Wait, that sounded bad...~

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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**azure turtle** · 04-17-2002, 11:38 PM

*Azure glares at Raph and mutters*
So he's the one responsible for this...that figures...

**Machias Banshee** · 04-17-2002, 11:41 PM

~jeez, i cant do Splinter, im no good at yelling at myself!~

*Splinter caught Machias by the wrists, a bit shocked by her actions. ONce he smelled the alcohol on her breath, he immediately knew what had been going on while he had not been there.*

**azure turtle** · 04-17-2002, 11:42 PM

(( Eep! Don't look at me! I can't RP as Splinter very well ))

**Machias Banshee** · 04-17-2002, 11:42 PM

~SAISEI Kali!!! WE need you!~

**azure turtle** · 04-17-2002, 11:45 PM

(( LOL! Ah well. I gotta run. I just dropped by to see what was happening at the Technodrome. Good luck with that speech thingy, Machias! I'm out ))

**Machias Banshee** · 04-17-2002, 11:46 PM

~Aw, everyone's leaving! Oh well, i gotta get to work. thanks Azure, we can continue this umm...interesting moment---tomorrow.

Saisei · 04-17-2002, 11:50 PM

~Sheesh! Ok, ok! I'll try!

~

*Splinter looked firmly at each of his students, stopping to gaze steadily at Machias.*

Sp: Machias, please go sit down. *Mike quickly came to pull her away from their Sensei, as he continued to speak, this time in Raphael's direction* They all seem to believe you took part in creating this situation.

Raph: It's not all my fault Sensei. Why don't you ask her *indicates Machias* what's going on!?

Sp: There is no use in rationalizing with one who cannot control her thoughts or actions.

~It's waaaaaay past my bed time, so I'll get back to this tomorrow~

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Life's way too short to stay on topic.

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**Machias Banshee** · 04-17-2002, 11:51 PM

~sounds good. See ya tomorrow!~

*Skeletoncrew* · 04-18-2002, 01:19 AM

~Damn! I missed the good stuff! I'd have dearly liked to get drunk and played too! Unfortunately I feel inadequate to play Splinter.~

*Walks into the room from another door followed by Bob. Holds up a deck of cards.*

Hey! Anyone for pinochle?

*Stops and looks around the room at the chaos and the unlabeled bottles. Takes special notice of the passed out girls.*

Wow. Not very good at holding their liquor are they?

*Splinter clears his throat and Skeletoncrew looks at him with alarm*

~I was going to do more, but my RL boyfriend just showed up. Feel free to play me.~

**Machias Banshee** · 04-18-2002, 05:22 AM

*snicker* Hi, SC. *Hic* Loved the lemonade...if that WAS lemonade. *snicker*

**Kali** · 04-18-2002, 09:30 AM

*Raphael watched as Splinter's fur bristled. Splinter was really mad this time. They weren't going to get off with extra chores* Um, maybe we should deal with this in the morning? *he stood, carrying the passed out Kali in his arms*

SC: That sounds great! *whispers* I wonder how much gas I have in my hearse.

*Splinter just stood in silence. Inside his head, he was counting to ten. Then twenty, and thirty. When he finally got to one hundred he opened his eyes. He expected for everyone to be gone, but they all stood watching him in near terror* Put the girls to bed, then return here.

*They all nodded. Raph carried Kali, and Don helped Saisei to her room, and Mike tried to help Machias, and finally just tossed her over his shoulder. Leo went to work picking everything up and took it back into the kitchen as soon as possible.*

*Skeletoncrew* · 04-18-2002, 12:37 PM

*Skeletoncrew tried to decide whether "Put the girls to bed," includes her or not. Decides to stick around and help tidy up since this wouldn't have happened without her. Besides, the night was still young.*

**azure turtle** · 04-18-2002, 01:34 PM

*Azure noticed that all the other turtles were taking care of the girls. He decided to stay and help SC clean up*

*He thought to himself: Great, I'm probably gonna be yelled at and I didn't have any part in this. Damn that Raph and his ideas...*

**Kali** · 04-18-2002, 01:46 PM

*The guys came back from putting the girls to bed and all stood there, waiting to be punished by their sensei*

Splinter: Is there anything you would like to say?

*Leo nodded* This was all my fault. It was Raph's idea, but I went along with it. I should have stopped it, but I didn't. I'm most at fault.

*Raph glanced at Leo in surprise. He had actually taken the blame, but he doubted that that would appease Splinter*

Splinter: I am going to have to think about this. I would regret punishing you while I am this angry. *the turtles winced at the last word*

**Machias Banshee** · 04-18-2002, 02:10 PM

~*snicker* they are in SO much trouble!~

**Kali** · 04-18-2002, 02:18 PM

~Believe me, Splinter's not the only one totally pissed off at them.~

*The Turtles retreated to their rooms. The night was definitely over, and the only thing that awaited them in the morning was Splinter's punishment.*

*Or so they thought.*

**Machias Banshee** · 04-18-2002, 02:20 PM

The next morning.......

*the sounds of moaning echoed through the bathroom as Machias hung her face in the toilet, paying tribute to the porcelain goddess of "Raaaallllllllfffffff".*

Damn, Why do i feel like sheet? I dont remember last night either....

**Kali** · 04-18-2002, 02:23 PM

*Mike slowly went up and knocked on the bathroom door* Machias, are you okay?

Leo: We should check the others, too.

*Amazingly, the rest of them found Kali in the kitchen with a sup of coffee*

Raph: You don't drink coffee.

*Kali simply took another gulp before pouring another mug. Black*

04-17-2002, 11:38 PM	#1443
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Azure glares at Raph and mutters So he's the one responsible for this...that figures... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

04-17-2002, 11:42 PM	#1445
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( Eep! Don't look at me! I can't RP as Splinter very well )) __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

04-17-2002, 11:45 PM	#1447
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( LOL! Ah well. I gotta run. I just dropped by to see what was happening at the Technodrome. Good luck with that speech thingy, Machias! I'm out )) __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

04-18-2002, 01:19 AM	#1451
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	~Damn! I missed the good stuff! I'd have dearly liked to get drunk and played too! Unfortunately I feel inadequate to play Splinter.~ Walks into the room from another door followed by Bob. Holds up a deck of cards. Hey! Anyone for pinochle? Stops and looks around the room at the chaos and the unlabeled bottles. Takes special notice of the passed out girls. Wow. Not very good at holding their liquor are they? Splinter clears his throat and Skeletoncrew looks at him with alarm ~I was going to do more, but my RL boyfriend just showed up. Feel free to play me.~ __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

04-18-2002, 12:37 PM	#1454
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Skeletoncrew tried to decide whether "Put the girls to bed," includes her or not. Decides to stick around and help tidy up since this wouldn't have happened without her. Besides, the night was still young. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

04-17-2002, 11:37 PM	#1441
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Kali burst out laughing before passing out in Raph's arms ~It's my bed time, see ya!~

04-17-2002, 11:37 PM	#1442
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~too busy laughing her ass off to answer! Aww, whose gonna do Splinter? Wait, that sounded bad...~ _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-04-18 01:38 ]</font>

04-17-2002, 11:41 PM	#1444
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~jeez, i cant do Splinter, im no good at yelling at myself!~ Splinter caught Machias by the wrists, a bit shocked by her actions. ONce he smelled the alcohol on her breath, he immediately knew what had been going on while he had not been there.

04-17-2002, 11:42 PM	#1446
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~SAISEI Kali!!! WE need you!~

04-17-2002, 11:46 PM	#1448
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Aw, everyone's leaving! Oh well, i gotta get to work. thanks Azure, we can continue this umm...interesting moment---tomorrow.

04-17-2002, 11:50 PM	#1449
Saisei Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 282	~Sheesh! Ok, ok! I'll try! ~ Splinter looked firmly at each of his students, stopping to gaze steadily at Machias. Sp: Machias, please go sit down. Mike quickly came to pull her away from their Sensei, as he continued to speak, this time in Raphael's direction They all seem to believe you took part in creating this situation. Raph: It's not all my fault Sensei. Why don't you ask her indicates Machias what's going on!? Sp: There is no use in rationalizing with one who cannot control her thoughts or actions. ~It's waaaaaay past my bed time, so I'll get back to this tomorrow~ _________________ Life's way too short to stay on topic. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Saisei on 2002-04-18 01:52 ]</font>

04-17-2002, 11:51 PM	#1450
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~sounds good. See ya tomorrow!~

04-18-2002, 05:22 AM	#1452
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	snicker Hi, SC. Hic Loved the lemonade...if that WAS lemonade. snicker

04-18-2002, 09:30 AM	#1453
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raphael watched as Splinter's fur bristled. Splinter was really mad this time. They weren't going to get off with extra chores Um, maybe we should deal with this in the morning? he stood, carrying the passed out Kali in his arms SC: That sounds great! whispers I wonder how much gas I have in my hearse. Splinter just stood in silence. Inside his head, he was counting to ten. Then twenty, and thirty. When he finally got to one hundred he opened his eyes. He expected for everyone to be gone, but they all stood watching him in near terror Put the girls to bed, then return here. They all nodded. Raph carried Kali, and Don helped Saisei to her room, and Mike tried to help Machias, and finally just tossed her over his shoulder. Leo went to work picking everything up and took it back into the kitchen as soon as possible.

04-18-2002, 01:34 PM	#1455
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Azure noticed that all the other turtles were taking care of the girls. He decided to stay and help SC clean up He thought to himself: Great, I'm probably gonna be yelled at and I didn't have any part in this. Damn that Raph and his ideas... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

04-18-2002, 01:46 PM	#1456
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	The guys came back from putting the girls to bed and all stood there, waiting to be punished by their sensei Splinter: Is there anything you would like to say? Leo nodded This was all my fault. It was Raph's idea, but I went along with it. I should have stopped it, but I didn't. I'm most at fault. Raph glanced at Leo in surprise. He had actually taken the blame, but he doubted that that would appease Splinter Splinter: I am going to have to think about this. I would regret punishing you while I am this angry. the turtles winced at the last word

04-18-2002, 02:10 PM	#1457
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~snicker they are in SO much trouble!~

04-18-2002, 02:18 PM	#1458
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Believe me, Splinter's not the only one totally pissed off at them.~ The Turtles retreated to their rooms. The night was definitely over, and the only thing that awaited them in the morning was Splinter's punishment. Or so they thought.

04-18-2002, 02:20 PM	#1459
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	The next morning....... the sounds of moaning echoed through the bathroom as Machias hung her face in the toilet, paying tribute to the porcelain goddess of "Raaaallllllllfffffff". Damn, Why do i feel like sheet? I dont remember last night either....

04-18-2002, 02:23 PM	#1460
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Mike slowly went up and knocked on the bathroom door Machias, are you okay? Leo: We should check the others, too. Amazingly, the rest of them found Kali in the kitchen with a sup of coffee Raph: You don't drink coffee. Kali simply took another gulp before pouring another mug. Black